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artist

Banned
Well, the match fixing tradition has atleast netted some "good" ;)
Aamir in love with his lawyer, marriage on the cards

Pakistan's banned pacer, Mohammad Aamir is head-over-heels in love with his lawyer Sajida Malik and both plan to get married soon, according to a report in a leading newspaper here.

The report in the daily Jang quoting sources, has said that the female lawyer who is a British citizen, has accompanied her client to Lahore so that she could meet with his parents.

"Apparently Aamir fell in love with Sajida Malik when the spot-fixing scandal began in 2010 and their friendship and love has grown in the last one year," the report claimed.

Sajida who was born in the United Kingdom but is said to be fluent in Punjabi and English, was introduced on the legal team by the Pakistan Cricket Board when the spot-fixing scandal first erupted in England.

According to the report at one time when former PCB chairman, Ijaz Butt was meeting with the legal team in London in which Aamir and Sajida were also present an interesting incident took place.

The report says that Sajida took a few sips from a glass of water and put it down with her lipstick embossed on the glass.

Minutes later Aamir surprised everyone when he picked up the glass and drank the remaining water despite the lipstick marks on the glass, prompting Butt to remark to one of his colleagues that it appeared the two were in love.


The report claims that though the female lawyer is a few years older than Aamir, they are in love and will get married with their families consent.

Aamir, 19, returned home last week after serving three months in a young offenders institution in the United Kingdom for his role in the spot-fixing scandal, but he is still under a five-year ban from the International Cricket Council.
http://www.deccanchronicle.com/channels/sport/cricket/aamir-love-his-lawyer-marriage-cards-282
 

beast786

Member
Lol..

I guess the artist formerly known as irfan, is now the artist formerly known as gaf poster...

What a surprise?.. lol

I hope he gets some professional help.

Speaking of tradition.

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I feel bad for the artist formerly known as irfan. He would miss a huge moral victory of a bronze medal for india in the tri CB series :(
 

Dynedom

Member
Pretty decent recovery. It didn't look like they would pass 210 at one point. Probably too few runs but we've heard that before. It'll all be in the bowling.

Maharoof is really going to be missed. He was a tournament changer with his variety. Senanayake will most likely be hammered.
 

Dynedom

Member
Aaand with Forest gone, this game just got REALLY interesting.

Fantastic tournament.

Malinga too. 2 wickets already (although he can thank Perera for his first).
 

Dynedom

Member
Ugh. Matthews and Perera out with injuries mid-game. That'll do it then.

If this is a fitness issue, Sri Lanka need to work on it. You can't just conk out in a tournament like this. If Jayawardena pulls this off somehow, it'll be a miracle.
 

DeSo

Banned
Great game, never been happier to see us lose. Back home you go India.

Should be a great finals series.

And no irfan tosser around, bahahahahaah. But I guess he wouldn't show up after that anyway.
 

Yagharek

Member
Great game, never been happier to see us lose. Back home you go India.

Should be a great finals series.

And no irfan tosser around, bahahahahaah. But I guess he wouldn't show up after that anyway.

I wouldn't let him make excuses for not posting today. I'm posting now, and Australia lost. Irfan doesn't have the character to turn up when India lose a series. That's poor form and being a bad sport.
 
I wouldn't let him make excuses for not posting today. I'm posting now, and Australia lost. Irfan doesn't have the character to turn up when India lose a series. That's poor form and being a bad sport.

Irfan (now known as artist) is banned, so he can't post, even if he wanted to.
 

Dynedom

Member
Still couldn't believe the Cricinfo headline when I woke up. Clutch performance. Lost 2 main bowlers and still pulled it off somehow. Last over too. Now THAT is a huge win.

Finals are going to be great. Hopefully they're just as exciting.
 

artist

Banned
I'm back, stop yer' celebrations you wimps. Was only away for hours but I guess it was a good break. Otherwise how would I see beast"786"'s implosions (posts).

beast, you do realize that nobody has been responding to your posts and they make a whiny baby look more mature than you ..

I hope he gets some professional help.
The only one that needs professional help is you bud. See for example:

I guess the artist formerly known as irfan
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now the artist formerly known as gaf poster...
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I feel bad for the artist formerly known as irfan.
Are you suffering some sort of temporary memory loss that you keep repeating the phrase over and over again? :lol

I see we are roadblock free again. :)
Wimp

Great game, never been happier to see us lose. Back home you go India.
Eh .. we also sent you guys home on the flight in the WC knock out and we won and not lose :p

And no irfan tosser around, bahahahahaah. But I guess he wouldn't show up after that anyway.
No, I will show up. If I'm on GAF, I will show up in this thread. The only ones to have time and again hid in a corner after loss are Aussies.

Besides, its retarded to think I would hide after Australia lost the match .. :lol I already called a SL v AUS final on the weekend, I think. I also fully agreed that SL was a better side than India in this series and also disagreed with a poster that said that if India pulled off the bonus point win, they'd be the better side. But yeah, keep going on with the delusions, must me potent whatever that you are smoking.

See this:

Would you like me to stay up for Sri Lanka's win over India later this week?
India won and Vince hid in his corner. :lol :D But he did show up when Australia is on the brink of a win against SL.
Just checking in to let irfan know that Australia will win this.
Classic.

I can also look up other Aussie's post history, here on GAF, active in other threads but dont show up after Australia's defeats.

I wouldn't let him make excuses for not posting today. I'm posting now, and Australia lost. Irfan doesn't have the character to turn up when India lose a series. That's poor form and being a bad sport.
Vince, vince, vince. Too bad you blew your load early. I'm here, unlike you. *HEADSHOT*

Excuses .. nothing new.
Nothing new like Aussies hiding in corners and not showing up in this thread despite having posting priviliges.

Exactly. He just doesn't want to post when India lose.
Pottle.Kettle.Black. I'm here in the lowest of lows and highest of highs. (as well as the time in between)

Hahahaha. I like you, you're a classy troll. :D
He isnt classy but yeah now that I saw his posts and nobody responding to them, I feel sorry for him.

India will take that I think.
Why? IMO they are the best new-look side.

My thoughts on this match. Well played by SL. I didnt think they would win, first when they hobbled to 230 odd after looking to set 270 and then especially after they lost Matthews and Pererra in succession. Hopefully both of them can make a comeback for the finals. The good thing about Australia is that they gave it their all, it didnt look like they wanted to throw this game. The bad thing is that they still lost, despite a hat-trick by Christian, four wicket haul on return by Pattinson, gritty knock by Watson and a regular feature - a beauty of an innings from Dussey. IMO Mussey lost the game for Australia, took too much of a time to get going and it was a very uncharacteristic innings from him. Given the form Dussey is in right now, they should send him up the order ahead of his elder bro. For the first final, they should drop Forrest and change the batting order like this: Warner, Watson, Clarke, Dussey, Mussey, Christian, Wade, Lee, Pattinson, Doherty & Hilfenhaus. Wade isnt clicking at the top, might as well drop in down the order and give Watson his slot back, move Dussey up because he's the best batsman of the series, bring Lee back in place of McKay.

India arrived to the party late, peaked very late and very slightly unlucky with that tied game. They also didnt play smart as they conceded the bonus point too often. If they didnt concede the two bonus points to Australia and the umpiring error wouldnt have happened then all three teams would have ended up at 17 points. :eek:

my predication Australia will wake up and and win with huge margin in final. They just did this to troll Irfan.
They're in the least not Pakistanis, so no. ;)
 

Grug

Member
Best loss ever.

Hope you enjoyed your stay India.

Jeez it feels like they've been out here a long time. Hell of a long time with little joy. They'd be keen to get home I'd reckon.
 

Yagharek

Member
Finals should be great to watch. Sri Lanka seem to have the wood over Australia but it is on our home soil. At least both teams are here to play and not making up excuses over who makes the pitches.

Also I love how irfan is incapable of detecting sarcasm in all my posts he quoted. Still, he was absent last night when the final nail in indias coffin was banged in last night. No excuses son.
 

Rezbit

Member
Honestly I couldn't help but smile when Sri Lanka won last night, just because of the way they acted. It reminded me of the scene in Anchorman when Ron finds out Baxter is still alive. "I'M SO HAPPY!"
 

beast786

Member
Lol, I didn't realize the artist formerly known as irfans new avatar. It seems I really got underneath his skin. First, he puts me on ignore because of being so touchy and sensitive feeling, then makes an icon .

He reminds me of a little kid, when the kids starts losing he/she becomes a little brat.

All the ignore list or time in avatar making are not going to take a world record breaking back to back 4 match test series whitewash away.

I hope he enjoyed the HUGE MORAL VICTORY of WInning a bronze medal in the tri series.
 

DeSo

Banned
They give out one day bans? Shame. Well it was fun while it lasted, won't be posting here as long as he is spewing his inane dribble all over the thread.
 

params7

Banned
LOL so much drama in this thread.

Though I think Lankans' performance should be celebrated more than India's exit. Any true cricket fan, Indian or not will say that India did not deserve to be in the finals of this tournament.
 

artist

Banned
Finals should be great to watch. Sri Lanka seem to have the wood over Australia but it is on our home soil. At least both teams are here to play and not making up excuses over who makes the pitches.
Trying to manufacture more delusions?

Also I love how irfan is incapable of detecting sarcasm in all my posts he quoted. Still, he was absent last night when the final nail in indias coffin was banged in last night. No excuses son.
You need to understand how be sarcastic in the first place. I called India's exit long before last night and there was absolutely no reason (or if I was like you) to hide in a corner.

Honestly I couldn't help but smile when Sri Lanka won last night, just because of the way they acted. It reminded me of the scene in Anchorman when Ron finds out Baxter is still alive. "I'M SO HAPPY!"
Yeah, Jayawardene's reaction was the best. I felt a little bit sympathetic towards him when he spoke cause his voice was coarse :| Plus it seems like the captaincy is taking a toll on him. Never saw the same kind of emotions from either Dilshan or Sangakarra during their tenures.

Though I think Lankans' performance should be celebrated more than India's exit.
Goes to show how these GAF'ers are sports in the truest spirit. ;)
 
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