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Are all law officers in the US idiots? He is cuffed, the only think he can do so stab you with his dick.
The cop literally explains why he is asking at the end. If you are carrying anything prohibited in the jail, even if it's legal outside (like a pocket knife or alcohol), it becomes an additional criminal charge. A contraband charge is often a stronger charge than what the person is originally being booked for.
 
At an old job I had there was a chipmunk running around. The German customers called it a striped rock mouse.

Don't know if that's a weird German translation or what but it was pretty funny

rock? the german word is Streifenhörnchen, which means Striped Horns.

no idea where that rock would come from 🤔

the Horn part comes from the german name for Squirrels, which is Eichhörnchen, which means Fast/Quick Horns (not Oak Horn as many believe, Eich in this case comes from an old german word for fast). the horn part of the name comes from the little horn shaped tusks they have on their ears
 
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I was so sleep-deprived when I made this post lol

Guess it's a nice easter egg for anyone who decides to dive down my Mastodon timeline :3
 
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