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[Facism]

fucking hell she's denser than my morning shit.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

You can Fight me I will end you with my Dominance.

 

[k_trout]

 

[FeralEcho]

I'd love to be in the middle of that fight. What a way to go.

Those slaps towards the end are hilarious.

 

[Scotty W]

 

[TDiddyLive]

 

[AJUMP23]

Welcome to your dystopian future.



If anyone wants to make a thread out of this post I will allow it.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

If anyone wants to make a thread out of this post I will allow it.

 

[AJUMP23]

 

[VN1X]

Welcome to your dystopian future.



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No wonder Amazon wants more surveillance when it comes to their drivers, look at the state of that thing! Clean your van, woman!

 

[DeepEnigma]

Ford looks like a hitman from the 70's.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Welcome to your dystopian future.



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They need to track how filthy those damned floors are.

 

[AJUMP23]

Ford looks like a hitman from the 70's.

The did Ike dirty.

 

[cormack12]

 

[Trogdor1123]

Welcome to your dystopian future.



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Wait, are people complaining their company wants them to drive safe?

 

[AJUMP23]

Wait, are people complaining their company wants them to drive safe?

Not being able to take a drink is excessive.

 

[ipukespiders]

Wait, are people complaining their company wants them to drive safe?

The girl in the video doesn't seem to be complaining. She's just stating how the system works.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Amazon amped up on safety protocols because all these drivers are not trained. They dont want liability issues because Joe Bob Johnson is doing this as PT work after guzzling morning beers speeding around town.

 

[Lasha]

Amazon amped up on safety protocols because all these drivers are not trained. They dont want liability issues because Joe Bob Johnson is doing this as PT work after guzzling morning beers speeding around town.

That was my first guess. Where do the drivers get the van with the tattler? Does Amazon just give you one without a CDL?

 

[GeekyDad]

'Oh no' 'outrage'

"In the news today, the most pretentious man alive repeatedly says hurty things about the most self-shaming...person alive."

"Now the weather..."

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Amazon amped up on safety protocols because all these drivers are not trained. They dont want liability issues because Joe Bob Johnson is doing this as PT work after guzzling morning beers speeding around town.

I'm actually glad they are speed monitoring the drivers. My friend's kid got t-boned by one of their drivers going 50 in a 30.

 

[AJUMP23]

I'm actually glad they are speed monitoring the drivers. My friend's kid got t-boned by one of their drivers going 50 in a 30.

I think the speed monitoring and did you fully stop at a stop sign is all good. Obey the traffic laws is a thing you do to protect your liability. I was more into the can't drink without getting written up I thought that was great.

I was a courier in college and drove that car intensely.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I think the speed monitoring and did you fully stop at a stop sign is all good. Obey the traffic laws is a thing you do to protect your liability. I was more into the can't drink without getting written up I thought that was great.

I was a courier in college and drove that car intensely.

Drinking and driving is illegal sir. Even a splash or two of baileys in your morning cuppa.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Reading this was 100% more entertaining than any of the recent Star Wars movies..

 

[Lunarorbit]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[The Lunch Legend]

^"Sleetwood Mac"

lol, that's brilliant.

 

[Bartski]

 

[YCoCg]

 

[VN1X]

Man, that's so sad whats her name?

 

[BadBurger]

I have never played a Pokemon game so I don't get the lingo, but this seems funny regardless

 

[Bartski]

 

[CGNoire]

Those slaps towards the end are hilarious.

Holy Shit ....those slaps look so human.

 

[Mr Blobby]

Welcome to your dystopian future.



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She says "itching his face". Sounds cute but never heard it before, common phrase?

 

[FeralEcho]

Poor bloke probably was already simping with a full 10 year subscription and still left with blue balls after having also paid her dinner.Lmao.

And she's not even worth it,an ego as inflated as her tits and a forehead that's giving Bella Ramsey's a run for it's money.

 

[IDKFA]

 

[Kenpachii]

That's one way to die.

 

[IDKFA]

That's one way to die.

You think that's bad, check out this twitter account and look at the swimming pool post on the 1 March.

I considered posting it in here, but it made me feel physically sick. Absolutely brutal.

 

[Kenpachii]

You think that's bad, check out this twitter account and look at the swimming pool post on the 1 March.

I considered posting it in here, but it made me feel physically sick. Absolutely brutal.

God dam, rip his neck.

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[AJUMP23]

This joke is great.

 

[Durien]

You think that's bad, check out this twitter account and look at the swimming pool post on the 1 March.

I considered posting it in here, but it made me feel physically sick. Absolutely brutal.

Holy cow, that is some looney toons looking damage....

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[CGNoire]

 

[CGNoire]

 

[CGNoire]

 

[CGNoire]

 

[GymWolf]

Pretty clever joke that was probably written by a brunette.

 

[Scotty W]

 

[Mahnmut]

At this point I just want the aliens to nuke us.