Alright, I'll admit it. When I was a kid, after many trips to the video store renting games like Megman, Turtles and Darkwing Duck, I decided to rent Barbie. Not because I had any interest in Barbie, but more for science to try and understand what the difference was between a boys game and a girls game, like what the heck did they even do in it?? What do girls play, and are they dumb for liking it? Is it a normal action game, but with a Barbie skin shooting hearts? Or some other alien female language of game I can't even comprehend? Will it be a gateway drug for my sister to become Luigi, or a bad influence to seal away lest the NES get hogged all day raising ponies?
I'm pretty sure no human being of any gender ever liked it, it was just an unplayable shitty action game that looked terrible.