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[DonJorginho]

Have been contemplating the meaning of life whilst my workplace goes into Coronavirus related meltdowns, multiple staff are showing symptoms and haven't been sent home so we will likely all die a painful death full of snot and coughing.

So that made me wonder, some of the most fucked up words in society like Bukkake for example, who the fuck made that word? And why?

Join me, Professor Sam West as we venture on a journey through time, space and rabies infested Era Cucks as we try and answer the life long question that none could ever truly answer without being at risk to dying due to an over exposure of eternal knowledge.

WHO CREATED THE WORD BUKKAKE?

 

[Bullet Club]

The Japanese created the word.

Bukkake is the noun form of the Japanese verb bukkakeru (ぶっ掛ける, to dash or sprinkle water), and means "to dash", "splash", or "heavy splash".The compound verb can be decomposed into a prefix and a verb: butsu (ぶつ) and kakeru (掛ける). Butsu is a prefix derived from the verb "buchi", which literally means to hit, but the usage of the prefix is a verb-intensifier.

Kakeru in this context means to shower or pour. The word bukkake is often used in Japanese to describe pouring out a liquid with sufficient momentum to cause splashing or spilling. Indeed, bukkake is used in Japan to describe a type of dish where hot broth is poured over noodles, as in bukkake udon and bukkake soba.

 

[Pumpkin Seeds]

Japanese Seamen

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I appreciate, that we, as GAF, stay true to science when debating such matters of foremost importance..

 

[Elektro Demon]

Well, this was fast. Bullet Club

 

[DonJorginho]

The Japanese created the word.

THANK YOU FOR ATTENDING TODAYS LESSON CLASS AND A BIG THANK YOU TO MY TA MR CLUB FOR HIS ASSISTANCE.

NOW THE NEXT FORM OF DISCUSSION.

WHO WAS THE FIRST TO DISCOVER SEMEN INSIDE THEIR PEEPEE?

 

[Elektro Demon]

Semen inside their scrotum? I'm guessing neanderthals were the first but I got no proof.

 

[DonJorginho]

Semen inside their scrotum? I'm guessing neanderthals were the first but I got no proof.

WRONG.

IT WAS THE DINOSAURS YOU FUCKING MORON.

TREXS WERE FEELING FUNKY WHEN DOING HOT WINGS TO THE LOCAL RAPTORS.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

WRONG.

IT WAS THE DINOSAURS YOU FUCKING MORON.

TREXS WERE FEELING FUNKY WHEN DOING HOT WINGS TO THE LOCAL RAPTORS.

Damn, you learned fast from MHK.

 

[DonJorginho]

Damn, you learned fast from MHK.

I am a sentient being who can analyse any life form or individual I choose and can mirror their individual traits quite efficiently.

Mr MHK stood out to me as he had a great taste in music and gaming.

You could me and him are like the Ying and Yang, the Koji and Ma, the Kan and Ye of GAF.

We will spread our Ideologies across the site and will convert all non believers into passionate advocates for our culture.

 

[Facism]

Men of culture

 

[slugbahr]

I am a sentient being who can analyse any life form or individual I choose and can mirror their individual traits quite efficiently.

Mr MHK stood out to me as he had a great taste in music and gaming.

You could me and him are like the Ying and Yang, the Koji and Ma, The Laurel and Hardy the Kan and Ye of GAF.


We will spread our Ideologies across the site and will convert all non believers into passionate advocates for our culture.

Fixed

 

[DonJorginho]

Fixed

Laurel and Hardy are comedy legends.

MiyazakiHatesKojima when are we going to start the stand up we planned?

 

[TrainedRage]

THANK YOU FOR ATTENDING TODAYS LESSON CLASS AND A BIG THANK YOU TO MY TA MR CLUB FOR HIS ASSISTANCE.

NOW THE NEXT FORM OF DISCUSSION.

WHO WAS THE FIRST TO DISCOVER SEMEN INSIDE THEIR SCROTUM?

Pee is stored in the balls you moron!!!

 

[DonJorginho]

Pee is stored in the balls you moron!!!

No it isn't you moron it is stored in your fucking knee cap.

Stop trying to corrupt my class you fuckhead.

 

[Hinedorf]

You never met Jeff Bukkake?! That guy is a total mess

 

[DonJorginho]

You never met Jeff Bukkake?! That guy is a total mess

Never really wanted to know Jeff, always thought something was fishy about him.

 

[slugbahr]

Never really wanted to know Jeff, always thought something was fishy about him.

Didn't the gills give it away??

 

[DonJorginho]

Didn't the gills give it away??

Not really tbh, just kinda thought he was doing a self expression kinda thing

 

[Airola]

Important information for everyone.

 

[Tesseract]

ask your mom

 

[haxan7]

Every office should have a bukkake room where you can go to just chill out and relieve stress

 

[and 3 others]

Japanese Seamen

Can they even have a standing Navy?

 

[cryptoadam]

We know its a Japanese word, but the real question is who came up with the idea to have a shit ton of dudes drop their loads on chicks face and turn it into a porn fetish?

I mean we always had the money shot, the facial, maybe even double facial. But I guess some otaku got the idea that MOAR is better and said hey what if 10 dudes jizz on a chicks face that should sell like hot cakes.

 

[DonJorginho]

ask your mom

She said ask your father

 

[jufonuk]

We know its a Japanese word, but the real question is who came up with the idea to have a shit ton of dudes drop their loads on chicks face and turn it into a porn fetish?

I mean we always had the money shot, the facial, maybe even double facial. But I guess some otaku got the idea that MOAR is better and said hey what if 10 dudes jizz on a chicks face that should sell like hot cakes.

Again the Japanese. Or Jeff Bukkake
Sharing is caring

 

[Starlight Lotice]

Who came up with the Idea of Golden Showers?

GAF needs to investigate and give a thorough explanation to this phenomenon.

 

[Cunth]

im lost. which gaffer is jeff bukkake?

 

[MetalAlien]

I started it as a joke, and it kind of caught on. Sorry world.

 

[YukiOnna]

bukkake is considered one of the most fucked up words in society?

 

[triplestation]

Viper

 

[Armorian]

Japanese Seamen

Him?

 

[jufonuk]

im lost. which gaffer is jeff bukkake?

he has been quarantined due to corona.. but he is a very big deal, dropping yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge loads bigly

 

[Grinchy]

It always makes me want donuts.

 

[Shantae]

This thread reminded me of this

 

[SentientStone]

I really want to like this OP's post but I am afraid that my male energy would be judged by Resetera's horny and angry geek angels.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I'm worried for OP. Brit bastard hasn't been online since yesterday and he did mention something about corona in the place/school he works.
I hope you're okay, bruv.

 

[GymWolf]

Japanese Seamen

this one?

 

[DESTROYA]

Mr.Bukkake ?

 

[DonJorginho]

I'm worried for OP. Brit bastard hasn't been online since yesterday and he did mention something about corona in the place/school he works.
I hope you're okay, bruv.

Hey man, I'm doing okay, just feeling like shit atm, coughing loads and got a banging fever.

Hoping it isn't anything serious! Aside from that just enjoying my birthday

 

[Elektro Demon]

Hey man, I'm doing okay, just feeling like shit atm, coughing loads and got a banging fever.

Hoping it isn't anything serious! Aside from that just enjoying my birthday

Happy birthday bruv.