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Xbox Rapper KidSmoove Releases Follow-Up to 'GamePass Anthem'

ChiefDada

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DenchDeckard

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TheGodfather07 said:
Atleast he's honest about how he's feeling unlike some, who are trying to hide their pain.

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Hasn't it been a full year since MS went third party?

If it takes that long to grieve a plastic box company releasing their games on another plastic box...I would really worry for those people.
 
Cakeboxer

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Lmao, how do you people find stuff like that? That shit doesn't have any views. Is it the lack of disappointed Xbox fanboys on NeoGAF that makes you sweep the internet?
 
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Viruz

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That's what happens when you bet on the wrong console, believe an incompetent and praise gp: cry more please.

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xbox is dead and I can't wait for the day when the name will be erased from any gaming discussion. 2025 is off to a great start, thank you Phil Spencer :messenger_bicep:
 
IDKFA

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This is next level cringe.

Microsoft won't care. They're making bank by porting games to other platforms. It's far more lucrative than trying to make a success of the failing Xbox hardware division.
 
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I was actually expecting a half-good Phil Spencer/Xbox diss track like what this dude does.



But that xbot video in the OP has to be some of the most cringe inducing shit I've seen in ages.
 
TheGodfather07

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DenchDeckard said:
Hasn't it been a full year since MS went third party?

If it takes that long to grieve a plastic box company releasing their games on another plastic box...I would really worry for those people.
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Yeah but some were too deluded to understand there would be more than 4 games. To be fair to them though, Phil spencer strung them along by saying " not everything was coming" but anyone who actually understood the situation knew it was the beginning of a full transition to multiplatform. I guess forza is really hitting the point home now.
 
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DenchDeckard

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TheGodfather07 said:
Yeah but some were too deluded to understand there would be more than 4 games. To be fair to them though, Phil spencer strung them along by saying " not everything was coming" but anyone who actually understood the situation knew it was the beginning of a full transition to multiplatform. I guess forza is really hitting the point home now.
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Yeah, Phil has been 100% lying with this whole situation. If anyone trusts him after that 4 game thing, there's no hope for them.
 
LavitzSlambert

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Sega Dreamcast Part 2 (Xbox Broken Heart)

Don't take the games away from Xbox
Oh don't take the games away from me
You took away Halo, Gears and Forza
Oh, don't take away the games from me

Yo the game done change
Peep the revelation
Xbox breaking down walls
No more segregation
No more lines drawn
No more hesitation
And now we seeing Halo land on Playstation
Gears of War on a Dualsense
Ain't that a plot twist
Master Chief puttin' up
Yeah he does not miss
Forza Horizon 5 on a Playstation 5
Lord oh my, why did Phil Spencer lie
When he said only 4 games, doing damn well
He was given a whole slate
He lied with a bold face
And they wonder why Xbox Series selling at a slow pace
Always focus on that crossplay (it's a cold day)

Don't take the games away from Xbox
Oh don't take the games away from me
You took away Halo, Gears and Forza
Oh, don't take away the games from me

Xbox off man, they dropping the ball
No excuses left, they just keep porting them all
Gave up the fight, took the L
That's a fact, wave the white flag
Kissing Sony's ass
Now your biggest titles playing on my Dualsense
Running best PS5 Pro Enhanced
I know it make you shit your pants
I used to think Sea of Thieves was ass
Until I see it on my PS5
Now I'm gas, super glad
Throw that Xbox in the trash
This thing gotta pass
Game Pass won't last, it's doomed to fail
On PS5 Doom would sell
Fable coming soon as well
Day one on that Playstation (Thank you Phil)

Don't take the games away from Xbox
Oh don't take the games away from me
You took away Halo, Gears and Forza
Oh, don't take away the games from me

[in tears]
Don't take my games away, Xbox
Oh don't take the games away from me
You took away Halo, Gears and Forza
Oh, don't take away the games from me

What about Xbox brand identity
How you gonna sell console anymore
What about third party support
Oh my god, oh my god, why Phil, why?
 
DAHGAMING

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Ah mate, I choked up while listening, was thinking back to the start when I got the og Xbox and Halo, Halo2 and the fellow Xbox alphas I met along the way. The glory days of the 360, Halo 3 and Reach, Gears and who can forget Crackdown. Xbox one was shakey but rose to its feet, in my regiment it was the goto box for Battlefield 4 and the good days of Rainbow 6. The Series X came and we had it all, the best deal in gaming and the power of the world in our hand, we thought we had chosen the right god, we showed our support and our love but in the end he threw that away.

As i lay here, a tear rolls down my face onto my pillow, I think about the dark future ahead and the tough decision I must make, I think over the next few months I may have to purchase a PS5 Pro, it will be hard but maybe they will treat me better over there.
 
Fess

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IDKFA said:
They're making bank by porting games to other platforms. It's far more lucrative than trying to make a success of the failing Xbox hardware division.
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And the consequence….
No store, no 30% cut from 3rd party games, 30% cut from their own games instead, no money from 3rd party dlc, no bonus hype from platform fans, no online subscriptions, Gamepass subscriber numbers will drop fast when it’s just on PC, less 3rd party deals for Gamepass, less Xbox cloud usage when exclusives and Gamepass content get worse, barely no accessories sold. Etc.

It’ll sting.

But they’re a publisher now. With an experimental hardware team, if the talk about new hardware is even true. And that means that they’ll have the same problems as any other publisher. It’s not like they all bath in money.

So an easy assumption is that we’ll see small titles go away, they’ll bet more on sure successes, more games as services with focus on dlc and expansions, more sequels, and small teams will become support teams for the biggest IPs as seen with Ubisoft and Assassin’s Creed and Activision Blizzard and Call of Duty.

Personally I don’t think what MS are doing now will work out at all, it’ll be a withering historical failure worthy of many published books.

But I’ve been out of consoles for awhile now so I’m just glad all I spent on Xbox the last 5 years was Series X and two chunks of $5/month Gamepass prepaid deals. Not too bad.
 
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SweetTooth

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DAHGAMING said:
Ah mate, I choked up while listening, was thinking back to the start when I got the og Xbox and Halo, Halo2 and the fellow Xbox alphas I met along the way. The glory days of the 360, Halo 3 and Reach, Gears and who can forget Crackdown. Xbox one was shakey but rose to its feet, in my regiment it was the goto box for Battlefield 4 and the good days of Rainbow 6. The Series X came and we had it all, the best deal in gaming and the power of the world in our hand, we thought we had chosen the right god, we showed our support and our love but in the end he threw that away.

As i lay here, a tear rolls down my face onto my pillow, I think about the dark future ahead and the tough decision I must make, I think over the next few months I may have to purchase a PS5 Pro, it will be hard but maybe they will treat me better over there.
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We welcome you with this BEAST:
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RetroGamingUK

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The crying around the 2:30 mark 🤣

Can I get this on Apple Music/Spotify yet so I can listen to it in the car?
 
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DenchDeckard

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jm89 said:
Some are still grieving they just hide it well 😉
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It feels like it's just as much the sony guys grieving that the wars over and they won. Now there's nothing to war about so they just have to look forward to microsoft games because Sony aren't releasing the games they were known for. 😉
 
RetroGamingUK

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DenchDeckard said:
It feels like it's just as much the sony guys grieving that the wars over and they won. Now there's nothing to war about so they just have to look forward to microsoft games because Sony aren't releasing the games they were known for. 😉
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It’s PlayStation vs Switch vs Steam now

If Xbox ditches consoles, don’t be surprised to see Nintendo or Valve try to fill that (rather small) gap
 
Peroroncino

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I often listen to the podcast he's on (the multiplatform one) and seeing this dude constantly going from Xbox 'love -> hate -> love again' as they cut down on exclusives more and more is one of my guilty pleasures. Now he arrived at a stage where he just thinks he's a Microsoft investor so "all those moves are good for Microsft in the long run!"

He's a good dude overall though.
 
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