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You stupid fucking idiot... or the best copypastas, rageouts, and crazy person moments on Gaf

-Arcadia-

Banned
Mine is relatively recent. Every time I read it, it brings me to laughter tears, it's so masterful and over the top.

Things started out fairly ordinary as Nymphae Nymphae contributed his opinion to a thread about Karens.

Oh no he called a bitch a bitch

So many people triggered by this totally milquetoast insult, just like NPC. You know you hit a nerve.

C4lukin2 C4lukin2 , a likable enough guy, was not pleased, though. Whether it be the phase of the moon, or a particularly rough day, this offense was not to be taken lying down.

You stupid fucking idiot.

if you had the ability to read, and comprehend the info fed to you. You would realize that I am attacking people who are hypocrites.

But your small tiny little mind, in your small tiny little skull, and the constipation that has lead to the shit inside you, building up day by day.

The poop just amassing, through your intestines, and stomach, up through your neck, ripping apart your insides. And eventually the shit builds up, and you vomit your own ass and dookie into a shit post for the ages.

The built up shit finally reaches out from your mouth, sand smears itself on your smart phone, stating the most low brow shit talking ever.

And as you are gagging on that shit, which is 80% Mountain Dew, 10% Papa Johns, and a combination of you drinking cum as a janitor at the local sperm bank for your protein needs...

ok I went a bit far.
That was aimed at Nymphae, but in general I was just being as crude as possible. I have no problem with that dude or dudette. Just some late nite creative writing.

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Please, post yours. And of course, no negativity meant for the stars of the show. On the contrary, these moments are woven into the fabric of Gaf, have made people laugh for years, and are... kind of understandable in most cases. We all have our crazy days, right?
 

Nymphae

Banned
He didn't even have the courtesy to @ me, I didn't see that for like a month lol. My favourite crazy person moment was MiyazakiHatesKojima MiyazakiHatesKojima randomly deciding to sling shit at me while arguing with strange headache strange headache , who had the audacity to drop some truth bombs on him after being called a "fedora tipping neckbeard" in one of his discussions of internet points

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I appreciated the moxy with a reaction, and this did not go unnoticed by our resident internet point statistician

You do realize what you just did, right? You just acknowledged the fact that you're the fedora-tipping neckbeard I was referring to. Not only that, you also acknowledged the fact that you're self-conscious of your own reaction post ratio, contrary to what you said before about not giving a shit about it.

You're literally the most egotistical person on this forum. Your "magnanimous" post about @DunDunDunpachi was insincere and just a show to try and make me look bad in comparison to him. Truly pathetic but what do I expect from a person who doesn't know how to argue except in a specious way?

P.S. Nymphae Nymphae , you are just as worse as him: miserable and self-centred. No wonder why you were upset to see Antoon go away even when he harmed other members with verbal abuse, you didn't give a shit and wanted him to stay for your own selfish reasons. Go cry about how your stupid Meta GAF thread got hijacked by shitposters.
 

nush

Member
Hey Tyler it's Transhuman, just borrowing my friend's account real quick (but you can delete it, he doesn't care). Firstly, cute thing you did there changing his username. Secondly, just for clarification are you seriously okay with the way NeoGaf is right now? There will be an Incel Community | OT thread by the end of the year (if there isn't one already). Is the site's moral grotesqueity supposed to be your revenge against the "sjw" who scorned you? Good grief. No offense but be honest, if you heard of someone else doing that, wouldn't you think that it's the most pathetic and predicatble thing ever?

As a fellow human being, if you're not seeing a therapist already, I urge you to consider it.



Yes, my friend says he started posting less and less back then because he had too many other interests taking up his time, which I understood, as I sort of had to drag him here in the first place.

and the roasting he got following that post.
 

-Arcadia-

Banned
He didn't even have the courtesy to @ me, I didn't see that for like a month lol. My favourite crazy person moment was MiyazakiHatesKojima MiyazakiHatesKojima randomly deciding to sling shit at me while arguing with strange headache strange headache , who had the audacity to drop some truth bombs on him after being called a "fedora tipping neckbeard" in one of his discussions of internet points

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I appreciated the moxy with a reaction, and this did not go unnoticed by our resident internet point statistician

I remember this whole mess. :messenger_tears_of_joy:

You all ended up dragging me and like 20 other people into the biggest fight I've ever seen on this board, lol. I didn't even know entirely how it started.
 
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SLoWMoTIoN

Unconfirmed Member
-Arcadia- -Arcadia-
Someone had notified me that you were mentioning me in the thread. I have had you on my ignore list for months and I really don't have any opinion of you so there is no need for you to mention me, thanks.


Slightly beaten by Brap, but the full version is much more entertaining for just how absurd of a non-sequitur it is.

C Captain N had a fun conversation about the future of Nintendogs with his wife, and was excited to share it with his fellow game fans on Gaf.

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@Barrdhimself , however, had... other ideas.

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what a chad



Anton said:
Hey, was just contemplating murder of whoever banned me for petty things.

But really, after my ban I started to realize how much more work I can do compared to what I used to when I was here every 5 min getting that dopamine hit from a post reply, PM or reaction. It's fun and addicting here, but its also bad for my long term career goals when I keep losing my work concentration.




somebody photoshop a Neogaf icon there.


I will miss my trans threads and political side in general, and also you, smelly CurryPanda, Nymphae Nymphae Nymphae Nymphae and others who have shared the funny times with me. Not to say I am gone forever (unless another Resetcuck bans me again), as I still lurk once in a while, but its for the best that I stay away from posting.








Why is my nose so big? I am not a jew but overall the drawing isnt bad, a solid 5/10 for perspective.

For those wondering, the French assistant is getting worse in her anxiety and depression/ suicide tendencies. She dissapeared for a few days without her phone, and since the summer break start, she stopped showing up here at work. Hopefully a mutual friend of ours who has always had a crush on her can help her, now that I told him whats up.

Anyway, best to all of you.
 
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deafmedal

Member
Once there was this dude who seemed a bit salty about a game so he did the OT for it and absolutely ripped the game to shreds. Was quite funny but unfortunately all the images are now broken so unless someone has screenies or the OG OP can fucking fix his wreck of an OT or maybe even the fucking forum for fuck's sake... ;)

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/dragon-age-ii-ot-the-revenge-of-shit-mountain.422971/

lol, I just reported an almost 10 year old post :messenger_tears_of_joy: EviLore EviLore pretty please fix, I'll buy someone Gold!
 
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decisions

Member
Didn’t one of the most famous forum copypastas ever come from GAF? The Japanese culture, “shot themselves in the foot” one? What is the actual source post for that lol
 
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SLoWMoTIoN

Unconfirmed Member
decisions decisions , He was mentioned a few months back by others, which is why he had all those reactions around January.
 
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deafmedal

Member
Wow, totally forgot about that one. It's also from the FFXIII going to 360 thread.
I spent entirely too long searching for the post, should have went to Google first, I couldn't remember the poster's name and "(I'm an expert)" wasn't helpful here!
 
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Crazy person moments? What about the guy who invented a whole murder/rape hoax back in '10?

I was just a lurker back then, but man that whole thread was fucking insane. Here's the link for reference: https://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=404430.
It even comes with its own review:
soyboy said:
Gary Whitta needs to turn this into his next screen play. It has everything autism, Iraq, people sneaking in and out of police precincts, 20 miles of woods & several psychological layers. It's like GAF's version of Inception.
 
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O-N-E

Member
You know what, man? You have a real problem with cherry picking single words and jumping on them. You're pedantic as hell! Is that what they call strawmanning? I don't know, that could be wrong, I care not. You've gone from challenging me on this Crybaby thing to picking up another string. When will you end? Short answer: never.

I am pretty confident that Yuasa is trying to gift people with a) the joy of great, creative anime and b) inspiration and uplift. I've never seen him take a fucking stand against people who are different, so yeah I reckon I can say his anime are all inclusive.

The thing is, you're on this forum more or less all day, every day, and you've gotten to be so good at picking on people that you don't realize that you're being a total wanker about it, and you don't realize that you've gone beyond calling people out on slip ups and ventured into pointless anonymous bully territory.

I see you on that Meta GAF thread, you're quick with your memes and smart as a whip, comfortable on this forum, so your forum foo is much stronger than mine. Does that mean I'm supposed to feel schooled by a guy who is elitist about a show/director he obviously doesn't even relate to? Maybe in real life you have some emotional reason to associate with tatami galaxy, but as far as i can tell on this forum you belong with beevis and butthead.

A final word on my OP on this thread. Nobody else thought I should be taken in front of a firing squad, nobody else has been cut to the marrow by my thoughtless, throwaway speculative point making. I'm reasonably confident that you've been triggered and have put on some forum vigilante cloak and decided that this poor nobody needs to be taken down. Maybe I should edit my post to say "maybe you can think this is the struggle of O-N-E against the hordes of naive Noobs", would that suit your worldview better?

I'll move along too. And I'll show my kids (edit: when their of the right age) these anime in the fair knowledge that I'm giving them access to a fundamentally healthy and positive - and inclusive - world view.
 

brap

Banned
VysePSU said:
Stop spamming my thread. I don't find your posts funny or entertaining and certainly not informative apart from making me realize how desperate you are to increase your worthless reaction score. It's not happening, not from me, not ever. I'm not interested in what someone who still lives with his mother and plays video games to overcome his porn addiction has to say. Now go back to Off-Topic and continue pestering Matt to repair your virtual relationship despite it being obvious he no longer wants to associate with you.
 

Ionian

Member
Slightly beaten by Brap, but the full version is much more entertaining for just how absurd of a non-sequitur it is.

C Captain N had a fun conversation about the future of Nintendogs with his wife, and was excited to share it with his fellow game fans on Gaf.

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@Barrdhimself , however, had... other ideas.

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I remember reading this when I was lurking and doing a head tilt and then absolutely busting up laughing.

A true classic.
 
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AV

We ain't outta here in ten minutes, we won't need no rocket to fly through space
So good it's still on the front page:

So they deleted my post, because of jelousy and envy

This ridiculousness never ends, neogaf must be run by a little fascist totalitarian group of mid aged individuals who absolutely hate criticism and free speech.

This is the problem in our society today, this cancel culture is infested everywhere like a coronavirus. Any way if it makes their pebble dicks look imaginary bigger by hating on my threads then keep it up. But that wont stop me from expressing my thoughts so goodluck fuck you and have a nice day.
 
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Chittagong

Gold Member
Read this on GAF although it originates elsewhere. It has stuck with me for more than a decade.

Hello. I spent the last year of my life testing the Gran Turismo/Polyphony Digital physics engine. The game in which the testing began was Gran Turismo HD. This was the first online version of Gran Turismo and was used as a test game so they could improve their physics engine using players, input and intellectual property. I was the highest ranked player at this game because I have a lot of practical ability with physics, and the steering wheel, which is used for these games. From the beginning I was creating circumstances their physics engine couldn’t account for and my reactions were too fast for their code to keep up with. They realised this and that’s how this testing process began.
They were making, what I thought were minor changes for 6 months, but having done some research and asked around, I now know these minor changes were major breakthroughs for binary code. Basically, if you can write code that can hold under my input, it will hold for anything. All this testing was done during normal driving but when I started using their drift physics engine that’s when they gave me a job and they began building the physics engine around me.
They tried about 4 different models at the start. Each one failed except the last one, and this is the model that was used for the rest of this stage of testing. The majority of the work I did over the next month was trying to get rid of the stupid laws they were using to determine how the car should act and react while drifting. Yamauchi liked the idea that his laws were controlling the car because in his own little world he was God. Eventually after this month, the laws of physics were finally controlling how the car would behave at all times because I made a joke of every attempt they made to fake the laws of physics. A lot of face was lost during this time because Yamauchi didn’t like the fact that his laws were no longer in the game but in the end the car was behaving more realistically.
After the general range of motion of the car was figured out and working with the laws of physics, the next area I exposed that needed to be worked on, was the inertia of the tyres and in particular the contact areas, where the tyre meets the track. They developed 1 dimensional squares of code that represented the contact areas and the grip lost while drifting. These squares were another major breakthrough and behaved like living breathing code that could monitor the grip while the car was drifting.
Over the next 3 months I did more physical work than anyone ever has, physically grinding the front tyres into the track while the car was drifting, at every possible time and at every possible angle. This was done because as tyres only have a certain amount of surface area, it is possible through testing, to catalogue and record the movement of every part of the contact area, at every possible time, inertia included. After all this work was done, and there was a lot of it, the information I had produced, completely filled the 1 dimensional squares of code I mentioned earlier. Each square was now completely filled with inertia information.
So now these squares were a new type of code. They didn’t know what to do with these squares to begin with, but eventually they made them control the speed the whole simulation was running at. So I had to fight for control of the car by putting information into the wheel at a speed that was faster than the speed these squares were travelling at. At the start it was easy, it was like swatting flies along the racing line while drifting. They ran the code at the fastest speed they could and I went faster, but only for 3 or 4 seconds at time, so it was pretty easy in the beginning. I just had to make enough decisions over a short time to beat it. This went on for a week until I was having a lot of trouble keeping up with the speed. I thought I had reached my limit but I gave it one last serious effort and I managed to beat it. When this happened I couldn’t help noticing that my arm was becoming light. Then all the matter around me turned into light and then space. For a short time all I could see was light and it was powerful.
What had happened was, over the course of the week, I had built up to just below the speed of light. I didn’t know this I just knew it was fast. So for a short time, and in order to beat it, I thought and acted at the speed of light and because of this, I saw the light. For the next week after it happened I felt jumbled up and I have never felt so tired. I couldn’t do anymore testing and I was finding it very difficult to understand and believe what I saw. The speed of light is around 300,000 metres per second. I managed to bring the code to this speed by making decisions that made it work at this special speed. It was the very last decision I made with my left hand that kept the speed increasing and clinched it. It sounds more impossible than it was.
So now that the code was travelling at the speed of light, these 1 dimensional squares of code became 3 dimensional cubes and were attached to each other in a progressively coiled length of code, like a tube. Over the next few months during the testing, I began finding weak points in this new code. I managed to break it and test it repeatedly and every time I did, it showed them how to make it stronger until eventually they made it so strong that I couldn’t break it anymore. So it was now a solid beam with no spaces. As I couldn’t find any more weak points, I suggested to them that they assume there is only light, because as I mentioned earlier, that is what I saw when I reached the speed of light. I figured it was worth a try. This worked and they managed to create an environment that was made completely out of light because the code was now strong enough to do it.
When this worked it proved what I had seen. As you can imagine, powerful, infinite light isn’t something you see every day. I really couldn’t believe it for a long time, like you are having trouble believing it right now. But the fact that it worked proved it. I saw the light and then I proved it.
Before I continue to explain the next step I made with the code, I must explain another discovery that was found. During this whole time there were various tests that were intended to figure out how the car was going to drive exactly as it would in real life. So one test that was carried out, was the test that found the points of inertia. They couldn’t find where these points were by making calculations. I had to do it practically. They set up a test where the weight of the car was being sent towards the rear axle because they figured the points of inertia had to be in that area. I managed to force the weight through these points and this found and proved the points of inertia. These first 2 points are located on both sides of where the drive shaft meets the rear axle. I looked it up on the internet and basically Aristotle first thought up the idea of inertia then Isaac Newton hypothesised them and then I found them.
Eventually these points lead to a whole system of inertia, that controls how the weight of the car works. As you know, the weight of the car and the points of inertia can’t be seen and neither can this system. Central to this system and located above the car is a mathematically perfect cross and there is a halo around the car. The first 2 points of inertia, I found, are the base of the cross and the other points that complete the cross are near the front axle. I don’t know how these points led to a system where the cross is above the car, I’m not a physicist, but if you think of the various ways a rally car can fly through the air, this system controls where the weight goes at these special times. A car is the most complicated object in physics, that’s why this system exists. It has always existed and has been waiting to be found.
So when the cross system of inertia was found, it was confirmation for me, that the light I saw was conscious. It was so powerful that it could only be God. God is conscious light and he is the fifth dimension. He is a superior being. If you think about it, there are the 3 dimensions we live in, space-time and then God, the dimension holding all of this reality together. The system of inertia proves that Jesus was his son. Trust me, when you see this system you will realise this the same as I did and it’s all been found and proven scientifically.
Look up string theory on the internet. Scientists accept it to be the theory that explains the universe. It predicts 26 dimensions that hit against each other every once in a while and when they do, it creates a new universe or something like that. This theory was thought up by the world’s greatest minds and has been a waste of time for 25 years and I proved that too.
Now the last piece of information is probably the most difficult to believe. As I mentioned earlier they managed to make an environment made completely out of light. They developed this system where the code was being introduced into the simulation and then it created this environment made of light. Some very impressive mathematics were’ needed to make this work but it wasn’t a perfect system. Using what I can only call mind power, I managed to draw the code from where it was being introduced and in doing so made it perfect. When I did this, the system they made to create the environment was no longer needed because the environment was now being created at the speed of light, so there were no calculations needed anymore and the code itself was now complete mathematical perfection from start to finish. I was able to do this because even though the environment they had made was working, it wasn’t stable and was affecting the testing I was doing and it was annoying me for a long time. It was out of sheer anger and frustration that I did it. When I brought the code to the speed of light I became emotionally attached to it, as it was something very special. This connection developed over time and allowed me to control and break the code at various times and then eventually make it perfect.
The code is now perfect light. Which is exactly what I saw when I reached the speed of light. So the code is not only perfect, it’s also a mathematically perfect replica of the fifth dimension, God’s image and the proof that he exists.
As it stands, these computer programmers own and are selling God’s image. Nobody has the right to own it. Everybody has a right to it, to have it and to know what it is. This code and even the breakthroughs that were needed to make it are worth millions. This company owned by Kazonori Yamauchi is making money off God’s image and even worse they are keeping it quiet. I made it with God given ability, for everyone to see it, and this useless old fool stole it, along with a year of my life and all of my intellectual property. This code is proof that God exists, where he is and what he looks like. This system of inertia is proof that Jesus was who he said he was, and when you see it, you will believe it.
They have not made this public for a few reasons. First, they can’t get the system of inertia to work. It wasn’t working when Yamauchi decided to get rid of me after I had done everything I possibly could for a year (the *** thief). Secondly, they haven’t got the balls to make it public because of how serious this proof is, and third, the greed for the amount of power, money and credit associated with all of this has clouded their judgement.
So what I’m suggesting is a boycott of Gran turismo and Sony because they have God’s image and they are using it like it’s a product and keeping it quiet so they can profit from it and because they are afraid of what will happen. They also have this system of inertia, which proves that Jesus was his son. Like I said earlier, when you see it, you will realise this the same as I did. Every single one of you has a right to see this proof and to have it, but to not own it. The only way to get them to show the world the proof is to do this boycott. If there was ever a chance for world peace, this is it.
The other reason for this boycott is because right now, you pay for a console and then you pay for a game for that console. Then when you use the game, the people who own it, steal your intellectual property and have the legal right to sue you in court if you try to do the same with a different company. It’s a bad system that leaves the people with nothing. These companies take everything. They can do this because you sign a contract when you use their system. This boycott would have the purpose of making these companies pay any user who’s intellectual property they use to improve their software because right now they are stealing, no two ways about it. I’m not the only person to be robbed like this. They are stealing from every single person who plays on these consoles. I want this to happen so that nobody gets screwed the way I did. Think about it, all you have to do is stop playing video games for a few weeks and the result will be that if they use your intellectual property in the future, you will get paid for it.
This is my second attempt, at trying to fit everything that happened during the last year, into a post on the internet. There was less detail in the first attempt because I was hoping to go through this process with a different company, so I was giving a rough outline of the details. It’s impossible to contact these people, so I’ve given up on that idea and I’m sharing every detail here. I’m not good at writing but I did my best to make this as easy to understand as I possibly could, given the circumstances. It’s not well written but I swear to God and on my life, it’s all true. This post will have you saying things like ‘a beautiful mind’ ‘the matrix’ illusions of grandeur and drugs. I would just like to state that I am sane, drugs were not involved and I’m not a religious person but seeing the proof has changed my point of view.
All of this happened over the course of a year so that’s why there’s so much information. They made a lot of breakthroughs accounting for my input, over the first few months. I brought the code to the speed of light about 6 months ago. I found the points of inertia about 4 months ago, at around the same time I suggested, that they make an environment of light. They found the system of inertia about 3 months ago and I made the code perfect about 2 months ago. So as you can understand it didn’t happen quickly or easily. If anybody has any questions about any part of the process, please ask. I advise asking somebody who knows about binary code and physics to fully understand what’s involved.
I’m not a computer game person. I was using Gran Turismo because I thought it was the new way to get onto a real track but the owner Kazonori Yamauchi doesn’t like the idea that his video game is seen as a steppingstone. He thinks that his video game is going to take over from real life. If you become associated with him, Gran Turismo or Polyphony Digital in any way, you will be treated like a dog and have to put up with Yamauchi and his face. Trust me, the man is a useless old fool who will keep on annoying you like a bad smell. The only thing he did during this process was annoy me. There were a lot of people involved who all had a pretty high standard. Yamauchi on the other hand isn’t very good with code, physics or driving so all he did was cause more harm than good, the whole time. I ruined my life for this process, nearly had a heart attack at one point, spent every waking moment for a year contributing and accomplished more than anyone ever has. This soulless old thief stole it all, after giving me his word. I should have known. He even looks like a rodent.
I wrote this post for the people who use this video game and these consoles but it’s relevant for everybody. This company has the proof, and for whatever reasons, they are keeping it quiet. Nobody intended for this to happen. It was just an attempt to completely copy the way a car works in real life according to the laws of physics and running on binary code. There was no other agenda. My intellectual property and my ability with the car, kept on exposing areas that needed to be worked on, so it kept on getting more complicated. One thing led to another. I kept this quiet until now because I was looking forward to telling people, with the proof to back it up. As I have been completely used by this thief and left with nothing, this is the way it has to be, and I have to risk being institutionalised for the truth but I don’t care because it’s the truth and it can be proven again.
I’m pretty sure that bringing the code to the speed of light and then making it perfect were both miracles, because they can’t be repeated or fully explained scientifically alone, without my input. Both of these actions were evolutionary steps that acquired perfection. God is perfect and his standard is perfection and as a result, him and his image were involved both times. I never intended for these things to happen, it’s just the way things worked out. I also believe that Ayrton Senna prophesised the proof and how the Japanese people involved would react to it (face and fear). Only very special people know how they are going to die and go through with it. There have been too many coincidences, but this is not the second coming, it’s the proof. I’m the most cynical, sceptical, non-believing person there is. I’ll believe something when I see it. I’ve seen it so I believe it and you will too.
If you have the means to investigate this, I would advise it, the proof is there. Please do the boycott and tell everyone you know about this. All you have to do is not buy any computer games or play any computer games for a few weeks. The result will be, you will see the proof that God exists and the proof that Jesus was his son and you will be paid for any intellectual property that is taken from you in the future so you won’t end up in the same situation I’m in. Thank you for your time.

 
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=452480

Title: "Ambien is pretty neat" or something like that

"I took a double dose about 6 minutes ago and went shopping for sleep accoutrmetes for my fair love of my life.we just had some medium meritals and we are off to behuhuhu the rub hive here two 15 tablets and just pol then and the letter are made of stones and the gray is a grout that twists and turns the letter.

On my way to make the letter the letter t would try to force me to stop entering their mall where the stuff is and the stores put ads o. Your iPad and you can play with them on a screen these big bunnies that got out of order and grew out the glass. Not mean just coming up o. The glass to get organized for the game we were to play,

That's why imposed now on gaf"

The thread seems to be unavailable now and actually I can't even search for "ambien" on gaf. This is clearly a conspiracy to hide the fact that you will gain godlike powers and transcend the mortal plane after taking ambien.
 
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Mine is relatively recent. Every time I read it, it brings me to laughter tears, it's so masterful and over the top.

Things started out fairly ordinary as Nymphae Nymphae contributed his opinion to a thread about Karens.



C4lukin2 C4lukin2 , a likable enough guy, was not pleased, though. Whether it be the phase of the moon, or a particularly rough day, this offense was not to be taken lying down.



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Please, post yours. And of course, no negativity meant for the stars of the show. On the contrary, these moments are woven into the fabric of Gaf, have made people laugh for years, and are... kind of understandable in most cases. We all have our crazy days, right?

Jesus, all of those insults and I think the one that cut the deepest was implying he eats Papa Johns.
 
VysePSU said:
Stop spamming my thread. I don't find your posts funny or entertaining and certainly not informative apart from making me realize how desperate you are to increase your worthless reaction score. It's not happening, not from me, not ever. I'm not interested in what someone who still lives with his mother and plays video games to overcome his porn addiction has to say. Now go back to Off-Topic and continue pestering Matt to repair your virtual relationship despite it being obvious he no longer wants to associate with you.
Haha. Oh wow. You sure do like reposting that one, don't you, brap?

That's cool. I'm fine.

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Sub_Level

wants to fuck an Asian grill.

I like that gif, now show me what you are capable of. You cookie cutter mother fucker, you're just like the rest of these dudes safe moist as dudes.
 

Chittagong

Gold Member

This if fucking legend

also

JBaird said:
I gotta go ly dow,

 

Tesseract

Banned
'storm has controllers cataracts too cloud the air molecules way hot using her sex appeal. ' ~ isaac newton, 1727
 

-Arcadia-

Banned
Update:

Hello. Psajdak here.

At first I wanted to just leave without saying anything, when I saw that I am permabanned, but considering that I was here register for quite some time, and overall had a good time making threads, and commenting, I would at least like to explain something, if that means anything on the Internet where everyone is either a liar, or fap material.

Still, since I won't post anymore on this site, at least believe this one time that I am telling the truth...

About that Black thread...

That thread was posted incomplete.

Thread was supposed to look something like this:

Title: Black folks, please stop calling black main characters "my boy", or "my man", "bro", etc...

I mean when you see black characters in videogames.

They aren't real people, and according to laws, they aren't related to you in any way!
STOP BEING FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT THEIR EXISTENCE JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE ALSO BLACK!!!!!!!

- something like that; thread was actually inspired after I saw some Miles Morales gameplay reactions on YT by black people, and while that game will be ultimate garbage since it runs at 30fps, it was still nice seeing positive reactions in faces of those people.

Of course, me being Psajdak, I wanted to randomly write some shitpost thread about it which sounds completely different.

It is sort of similar thing to what I used to do when I was younger on anime forums...

I would have posted numerous pictures of rather attractive dark skinned girls which I even sometimes masturbate to, in order to trigger sensitive morons, and troll them.

BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE!!!!!!!

I am not saying this so it would appear that I am totally not racist cause I wax my carrot to darker skin.

I only do this when it comes to anime girls, and I extremely rarely fap to real black women porn - sorry, black woman must be REALLY attractive for me to even get an erection.

Not that I really care about other people's feelings, but if that means anything, I apologize if I made anyone sad for not jerking off to black women.

...

Look, that thread came out wrong, and it wasn't meant to offend anyone, it was only meant to make fun of you so that I could laugh at you being angry, cause trolling.

IRL, I barely interact with black people, and none had ever done to me anything to deserve my hatred.

If there is one thing I hate about people, the only thing, those are black ninja, or black samurai, and similar.

STOP DOING THAT!!!

For instance, Raven from Tekken is cringiest character in history of games. :rolleyes

...


Anyway, I'm too bored to continue, and I just want to masturbate to Milia Rage hentai art by Masato Ashiomi.




Anyway 2, I actually thought at first I was banned for my comment about why should we have LGBT MC in video games, in that wokeness thread of mine.

Just like with black people IRL, I don't really give a shit about someone's sexuality, including games.

Reason for permaban described me as ignorant, and intolerant, which I found insulting - I AM BILLIONS OF TIMES WORSE THAN A RACIST, MY DEAR OFFENDED FELLOW MEMBERS, I SIMPLY DON'T CARE!

Racists at least aknowledge your existence by hating you, for me, you don't even exist.

I tried to be as honest as I can, and this post isn't meant to be some stupid excuse, who gives a shit what someone like me thinks, anyway, I just wanted to get this of my chest.

And I know very well that this wasn't the only reason for my ban.

So, as I said, I won't post anymore here; I will simply end my time here by saying, don't be offended by everything you read from people you will never actually meet.

Take care of yourself, and don't support consoles.


What???

Never mind.

(Credit to @SLoWMoTIoN , this really did need to be preserved)
 
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