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[MetalAlien]

brap 's tag

 

[O.v.e.rlord]

"So I got a very interesting idea: using Al Bhed language from FFX to get laid. Don't laugh. It's NOT funny, this is serous business! I might be drunk. But I still tried. Here's proof


"e fyhd du vaam oui eh pat" (i want to feel you in bed)

*status: awaiting response*"

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/using-al-bhed-to-get-laid.960499/

 

[Stiflers Mom]

brap 's tag

That was also the only funny thing he ever wrote.

 

[Orpheum]

Read this on GAF although it originates elsewhere. It has stuck with me for more than a decade.

Scientific proof that God exists - Physics GRE Discussion Forums

Jesus Christ. what the actual fuck is this?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I don't need a clown avatar or a weeb avatar like you do. Everyday you changed your avatar to some big breasted bimbo, are you compensating for something? Or are you just that insecure of yourself?

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Didn't Dennis Dyack from Silicon Knights explode here? Or was that at Ign's forums?

 

[EviLore]

Didn't Dennis Dyack from Silicon Knights explode here? Or was that at Ign's forums?

Too Human Stand and be counted

I think it is time to draw the digital line. Too Human will be out in August and I think there is going to be a lot of trolls crying here. Either way when the game comes out this forum will likely be on fire. So in order to try to put it out some gasoline on this fire I will ask those...

www.neogaf.com

Dyack: "NeoGAF...I would say is probably the worst forum." Response.

As Confucius once said, the photoshop cat juggles a ball of yarn, and unravels it all over his face. You are Baldur, Denis. Youre the poorly animated bald Norse technogod, the Übermensch with a thousand pointless book references misunderstood by the dirty proles who arent worthy enough to...

www.neogaf.com

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Too Human Stand and be counted

I think it is time to draw the digital line. Too Human will be out in August and I think there is going to be a lot of trolls crying here. Either way when the game comes out this forum will likely be on fire. So in order to try to put it out some gasoline on this fire I will ask those...

www.neogaf.com

Dyack: "NeoGAF...I would say is probably the worst forum." Response.

As Confucius once said, the photoshop cat juggles a ball of yarn, and unravels it all over his face. You are Baldur, Denis. Youre the poorly animated bald Norse technogod, the Übermensch with a thousand pointless book references misunderstood by the dirty proles who arent worthy enough to...

www.neogaf.com

Wowzers. That's some fun reading. It's a shame because I use to really love Dyack. He was a very open developer who engaged with the fans and made one of my favorite games ever.

 

[-Arcadia-]

Wowzers. That's some fun reading. It's a shame because I use to really love Dyack. He was a very open developer who engaged with the fans and made one of my favorite games ever.

For what it’s worth, I think everyone involved made up and hugged it out at E3 years later, pic included?

 

[DogofWar]

I dunno about copypasta or crazy moments, but my favorite thing on GAF ever was Cunth being mad at this wife for not picking up his dirty socks.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

For what it’s worth, I think everyone involved made up and hugged it out at E3 years later, pic included?

Oh yeah? That's cool. EviLore How did that go?

 

[EverydayBeast]

Currently proposed as EverydayBeasts best post when asked for best post



upload image

 

[EviLore]

Oh yeah? That's cool. EviLore How did that go?

Went fine, cordial meet. Internet drama isn’t real life.

 

[Bonfires Down]

Went fine, cordial meet. Internet drama isn’t real life.

Booo. We want blood!

 

[CatLady]

How is this one not already in here? Did I some how miss it?

Gaming trolls keep that same energy

I'm all for bans on ppl trolling or what some may feel is trolling although ppl are conveying their honest opinion based on owning diff systems and pr rhetoric... Butttt..... When you ban a few ppl keep tht same energy with trolls from opposing views. It seems there is some rampant favoritism...

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[DKehoe]

Too Human Stand and be counted

I think it is time to draw the digital line. Too Human will be out in August and I think there is going to be a lot of trolls crying here. Either way when the game comes out this forum will likely be on fire. So in order to try to put it out some gasoline on this fire I will ask those...

www.neogaf.com

Dyack: "NeoGAF...I would say is probably the worst forum." Response.

As Confucius once said, the photoshop cat juggles a ball of yarn, and unravels it all over his face. You are Baldur, Denis. Youre the poorly animated bald Norse technogod, the Übermensch with a thousand pointless book references misunderstood by the dirty proles who arent worthy enough to...

www.neogaf.com

I remember that Too Human/cat gif you included in that post when you banned him. Pity it's been lost now.

Being around for all of that felt like being present for some historical event. I remember him going on 1UP Yours and rambling about how GAF was like some game in a sci-fi novel he had read. Crazy to think that was now 12 years ago.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Oh god the Dyack thread...that’s taking me back

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

This was also my reaction when I saw your Mother in real life while she gave 3 Horses a blow Job at the same time!!!

Your Mother is truly incredible, on that day I wished I were a Horse

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

NOBODY GETS CUCKED LIKE THE DONALD! THEY TOLD HIM HE WAS THE BEST AND BIGGEST CUCK THEY'D EVER SEEN! ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIC CUCK!

GO AHEAD AND BAN THESE NUTS

STAY OUT OF THE SHOWER EVIL LORE

GET SOME SLIM FAST JEREMY CONRAD YOU BITCH

PS5 ON TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ShirAhava]

"i bet 95% of neogaf would rada live in japan den da united states"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKvgEUEYFRs :lol :lol

www.neogaf.com

 

[mango drank]

I like that gif, now show me what you are capable of. You cookie cutter mother fucker, you're just like the rest of these dudes safe moist as dudes.

AAAAAHAHA. I totally forgot about this. It's like a wild mood swing combined with a schizophrenic break, all in the space of 5 seconds.

I gotta start using this template in normal conversation. "Hey, nice job, looks like you put in a lot of work. YOU COOKIE CUTTER MOTHERFUCKER."

 

[Foamy]

I've never made a post in anger, I have the patience of a saint.

 

[eot]

Too Human Stand and be counted

I think it is time to draw the digital line. Too Human will be out in August and I think there is going to be a lot of trolls crying here. Either way when the game comes out this forum will likely be on fire. So in order to try to put it out some gasoline on this fire I will ask those...

www.neogaf.com

Dyack: "NeoGAF...I would say is probably the worst forum." Response.

As Confucius once said, the photoshop cat juggles a ball of yarn, and unravels it all over his face. You are Baldur, Denis. Youre the poorly animated bald Norse technogod, the Übermensch with a thousand pointless book references misunderstood by the dirty proles who arent worthy enough to...

www.neogaf.com

Can't mention this thread without mentioning the 1UP Yours episode where Dyack was on, and goes off about GAF, a one console future, metacritic etc. he even has a stack of printed out notes with him lol.

1UP Podcasts 2008 - 1UP Yours : 1UP Network Staff : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

The complete collection of 1UP Yours from 2008. The remaining years of the show can be found below. 2006 2007 2009 (1 episode) The precursor to the show,...

archive.org

It starts at about 1h25m

 

[DESTROYA]

Jesus Christ. what the actual fuck is this?

Isn’t that the plot of LawnMower man ?

 

[highrider]

I kind of liked Too Human

*runs*

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I've noticed a correlation between xbox fans and this forums right leaning members. It must really rile up xbox fans that their deity is saying stuff like this.

I didn't even realise gaming had 'leaders' other than a few heads of the the console publishers. For example, I would hardly call bobby kotick a leader, more a fat cunt who collects his paycheque and counts his money.

 

[FunkMiller]

Can't we just point this at the election conspiracy threads and all knock for for a nice cuppa?

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Someone needs to do the work and put all the REEEturners final messages in here.

 

[Prison Mike]

Who was the flat earth guy who called everyone a basic bitch 80 times a day

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Who was the flat earth guy who called everyone a basic bitch 80 times a day

Star Wars guy.

 

[Prison Mike]

Star Wars guy.

Wilthein or summat

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Wilthein or summat

Yes the chookie.

 

[Prison Mike]

Yes the chookie.

Thats it thread was gold

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

I loved Too Human

 

[nush]

Someone needs to do the work and put all the REEEturners final messages in here.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[nush]

 

[Tesseract]

Spoiler: (!)

 

[CrapSandwich]

I can't find the post, but the original Navy Seal line that got me tagged was later lifted and expanded by a 4channer, which in turn became the original copypasta of all copypasta. Hence, as the "grandfather" of all copypasta, I'd like to humbly add that contribution to the GAF anals.

 

[nush]

I can't find the post, but the original Navy Seal line that got me tagged was later lifted and expanded by a 4channer, which in turn became the original copypasta of all copypasta. Hence, as the "grandfather" of all copypasta, I'd like to humbly add that contribution to the GAF anals.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I am a former Navy SEAL, chief. That's a little better than being a mod. And I was just making a suggestion that since you don't like the thread and since nobody here likes you, that the quality of your life will improve if you leave. Get it?

I thought the pasta came from cocks.

 

[CrapSandwich]

I don't believe that is it. I think there were posts lost in one of the server migrations. Maybe my memory is failing me.

 

[CrapSandwich]

I thought the pasta came from cocks.

What is cocks?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

What is cocks?

/jp/

 

[nush]

I don't believe that is it. I think there were posts lost in one of the server migrations. Maybe my memory is failing me.

it predates 2010, so it's proof enough.

Navy Seal Copypasta

"Navy Seal Copypasta" is an angry rant post that gained online notoriety for its abundance of ridiculous self-flattery and threats that portray the poster as an "Internet tough guy" stereotype. In the original post, the writer claimed to be a former Navy Seal with a long history of combat...

knowyourmeme.com

 

[plushyp]

I can't find the post, but the original Navy Seal line that got me tagged was later lifted and expanded by a 4channer, which in turn became the original copypasta of all copypasta. Hence, as the "grandfather" of all copypasta, I'd like to humbly add that contribution to the GAF anals.

That Freudian slip...

 

[CrapSandwich]

That Freudian slip...

It's all anal here, right? Everybody's either up their own butt or someone else's.

 

[O-N-E]

These are pretty good actually.

How did your mama feel about my jokes. I'll tell you, she was content as fuck.
EDIT: My prediction (this happened the last time) is that I'll be banned before I own you fucking cunts in wordplay.

I would murder you if it came to words but I'm getting tired of your teenage bravado. The jig is up, "Brap", you're a fucking small dick incel trying to front.

EDIT: Also, fuck your incel companion O-N-E or whateverthefuck...

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

lol he thinks you guys are friends

Seriously, I'd love to see your videos but they just don't show up .

As I predicted: I'm banned. Have fun, you fucking idiots.
WTF? ... Why am I banned?

Look at the "comebacks" and realize I can't "clap back" because I'm fucking banned.

Holy shit, you're so fucking pathetic.

...

Still don't know why I'm banned.

That Giant Bomb thread is so weird.

 

[O-N-E]

lol he thinks you guys are friends

We're not?