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Your job is to make Sony $1 million over night

ANoa

Member
Come on....it's generally referred to as a 70/30 split (Apple, Google, Steam, etc. digitally speaking). Was just keeping it easy for the kiddos.
Sony gets the 30 side of the split. (assuming it's 70/30 across the board, could be different for different games)
 
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Topher

Identifies as young
Allow people to buy unearned achievements for $1 each

Selling Xbox "achievements" on PlayStation

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KiteGr

Member
  1. Announce the buy out of Sega, Atlus and Capcom.
  2. Sell 3 stocks
  3. Cancel the announcement, saying you where jocking.
  4. Buy those 3 stocks.
You said "over night". I can't think of a faster way...
 

TMONSTER

Member
They could make way more than 1 million if the dropped a meme coin. They already have their own blockchain Soneium.
 

Begleiter

Member
Fire the internal censorship department, who are redundant when ratings boards exist and stop games from being made for or selling on Playstation. If the wage bill reduction doesn't get there, then I guess we're announcing Lego Gravity Rush.
 

Evolved1

make sure the pudding isn't too soggy but that just ruins everything
I would make Genshin Impact, but with actual tits. This might not be good for society, but it would make soooo much fuckin money.
 
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EverydayBeast

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-HD Remaster
-QoL improvements
-Online Leaderboards
-Sell for $40


Fuck $1M, this will make them $100M.
It’s weird Sony isn’t doing any of these things most recently it was horizon, Spider-Man 2, GT7, ghost and a bunch of other things like a pro, controller accessories. It’s like they’re operating on their own little island.
 

Alexios

Cores, shaders and BIOS oh my!
That's not a lot... Just do a flash sale on whatever games sold okay but are getting long in the tooth.
 
I would charge $700 for a console that couldnt be placed vertically without a stand. Then I would require people to buy the stand separately for $35. Then id raise the prices of my games by $10.
 

Tajaz2426

Psychology PhD from Wikipedia University
Show picture of naked women as a theme, charge 1 dollar, make billion dollars in 24 hour period. The end.
 

Sgt. Pinback

(L3) + (R3) | Spartan rage activated
A million dollars? I would suggest that they make some reasonably priced, fun video games. It would be a huge turnaround from the PS5 generation, but they'd get used to it.
 

Gojiira

Member
Allow X-Rated games on the store,Announce a new studio dedicated solely to Adult only RPGs, Announce official PS3 support with enhanced features including Higher Resolutions and 60fps/120fps, Release Factions 2 as it was before cancellation in a new section called Playstation Vault that showcases unused concepts or Alpha builds with the intention of sourcing Player feedback.
Yeah that would make them more than a Million.
 

PSYGN

Member
Take preorders for the PS6 which will make people think its coming out soon.
 
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SteadyEvo

Member
Remaster Killzone Shadowfall MP

Bring back Live From Playstation streaming. Like the PS4 days. People chilling and chatting.

Nintendo better bring back miiverse. And the street pass thing from 3ds.

More connectivity and community

Remember Playstation Home on PS3?
 
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Easiest is a platform fee to put GamePass on ps5. Phil would spread those cheeks and open the wallet quicker than Sony can cancel a GaaS game.

(imo if it ever happens, it would need to be a Xbox first party only version of GamePass.)
 
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