AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
No one is thinking about Rome anymore, it was yesterday's ticktock trend !
(anyway your divine comedy joke was 100 times better )
I am always working on material, most of it is bad.
No one is thinking about Rome anymore, it was yesterday's ticktock trend !
(anyway your divine comedy joke was 100 times better )
I like Alien3
Alien 3 is good for how it was done and how much suits had their way with it, but i think the real neglected child of the franchise is Alien Resurrection, this movie had ambiance and lots of great ideas and was made by a temendously good director, but it seems everyone hates it even though it reached emotional peaks never seen in the franchise, such as this one :Alien 3 is good. People just don't like the hard to swallow pill of the ending. It's a very nasty movie but I admire Fincher went through with it to the end. All the great British actors as prisoners was a nice disconnect from the American Weaver.
Alien 3 is good for how it was done and how much suits had their way with it, but i think the real neglected child of the franchise is Alien Resurrection, this movie had ambiance and lots of great ideas and was made by a temendously good director, but it seems everyone hates it even though it reached emotional peaks never seen in the franchise, such as this one :
(im joking but also im not)
Alien 3 is good for how it was done and how much suits had their way with it, but i think the real neglected child of the franchise is Alien Resurrection, this movie had ambiance and lots of great ideas and was made by a temendously good director, but it seems everyone hates it even though it reached emotional peaks never seen in the franchise, such as this one :
(im joking but also im not)
I completely forgot about the half court no look dime she throwsMovie justifies its existence with the real basketball shot from Weaver. Wouldn't get that today.
That's because he was supposed to represent the worst xenomorph of all, the xeno-phobewhite xeno just looked silly,
I am always working on material, most of it is bad.
After covenant they have to fucking pay me to see another of these dogshit sequel.
Naw, there's 3. Remember there's 2 versions of the 2nd movie, both worthy.Can't even pay me to watch it. There are only two Alien movies in mind, the first two. The rest do not exist as far as I'm concerned.
You are my problemI'm one of your hecklers
Do you think I’m some spacer.
- Doesn't elaborateI've read the breakdown of the plot.... If it's true then it's going to be fucking dreadful IMO.
Nihilistic (and post modernistic)?I've read the breakdown of the plot.... If it's true then it's going to be fucking dreadful IMO.
Link?I've read the breakdown of the plot.... If it's true then it's going to be fucking dreadful IMO.
- Doesn't elaborate
- Doesn't post a source link
- Doesn't spoiler any specific details
Okay. Is it about homoerotic androids like Covenant?
Yeah I know the sources are hardly hot stuff but somehow I believe it as it sounds typically shit and ridiculous just like all Alien films since Aliens
From what I can tell:
Humans find the original Alien floating in space and experiment on it.
David is not in the movie but the black goo is involved.
Known in Alien: Romulus as the Prometheus Strain, the scientists had been experimenting with the black goo as a miracle cure for all diseases.
A Hyperdyne Systems 120-A/2 model android was able to discover and reverse engineer the genetic makeup of the black goo contained within the DNA of the Aliens that had been captive aboard the spacestation.
The android is based on the original Ash and the actors likeliness is being used.
Is any of the above true who knows but if it is it sounds ridiculous.
maybe we will see characters going to a destroyed hadleys hope looking for clues
Resurrection tried something with multiple aliens and a Queen but the creators of that didn't seem in tune what made the first 2 movies great...How come every Alien sequel and prequel after Aliens always tried to ape off of Alien 1979? Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Hollywood like money? It's just weird to me that Aliens, despite being the most popular and financial successful one, never had a film afterward that tried to mimic it. It's getting to the point where I think we'll spot a unicorn in these movies before we see a Colonial Marine.
Another thing, neither of the first 2 movies had explanations for the Space Jockeys or how the alien came to be, nobody asked for that, the mystery, atmosphere, charm, whatever, was lost once these were explained.
Are you trying to say that the xenomorphs being somehow the product of some black goo isn’t as cool as letting your imagination think up their origins?
It’s black goo!
Black goo is the best thing for an origin story.
Everybody loves the black goo!
…Ridley Scott turned into a hack about 20 years ago. About time people accepted that.
Are you trying to say that the xenomorphs being somehow the product of some black goo isn’t as cool as letting your imagination think up their origins?
It’s black goo!
Black goo is the best thing for an origin story.
Everybody loves the black goo!
…Ridley Scott turned into a hack about 20 years ago. About time people accepted that.
I wouldn't dare, black goo is the real deal, the true antagonist of the Alien universe, it's what the xenomorph needed for it to be truly unique.Are you trying to say that the xenomorphs being somehow the product of some black goo isn’t as cool as letting your imagination think up their origins?
It’s black goo!
Black goo is the best thing for an origin story.
Everybody loves the black goo!
…Ridley Scott turned into a hack about 20 years ago. About time people accepted that.
Well, everybody sure always wondered about what the Space Jockeys and the Aliens were and how they came to be or why the ship was carrying those eggs in the first place. Like I said, the black goo and the Engineers are not fully explained and still mysterious. The creation of the Alien in Covenant is quite interesting to me. It's basically a product of the human race's hubris and attempt at playing god - their unwary cration of sentient artifical intelligence / cyborgs (David) who turns kinda evil and - through a series of unfortunate events - gets the chance to create "something" in return himself. His "ingreadients" are basically the black goo (mysterious dna altering substance, not fully understood by anyone), engineer dna (who themselves are a the peak of biological evolution) and human (imperfect) dna, and David's own fucked up thoughts about what this new lifeform should be. All of that creates something beyond anyone's imagination - something really bad and terrifying. Like I said, the origin of all of this misery is "the human race's hubris and attempt at playing god" - personified in Weyland Yutani who created David. I think it's immensely cool and quite poetic that the Alien (which in the original movies is a force of horror to humans that both, internally and externally, kills them) is actually a product of humanity's own greed, carlessness, naivity and hubris - which has the potential the kill them all. Greed, carlessness, naivity and hubris are exactly the fundamental traits of how the Weyland Yutani Corporation has always been protrait in the first 3 Alien movies. Am I the only one who thinks the whole Prometheus and Covenant origin story is exeptionally brillant origina story for both the Aliens AND the Weyland Corporation once you've actually put some thought into it?Another thing, neither of the first 2 movies had explanations for the Space Jockeys or how the alien came to be, nobody asked for that, the mystery, atmosphere, charm, whatever, was lost once these were explained.
Themes of creation, creations and their creators (the Jockeys, the Aliens, the Androids, humans, God, Charlize Theron and her father) are interesting, and is poignant to think about, I agree. I think the practical execution of Prometheus and Covenant as films is what was disappointing, where the characters, plot, and dialogue aren't super compelling.Why are you hating on the black goo? The black goo itself is very mysterious. Nobody knows its origin. The Engineers are mysterious. Nobody knows their origin either. How are those 2 things combined less mysterious than the Space Jockey? They still leave a lot to imagine.
Well, everybody sure always wondered about what the Space Jockeys and the Aliens were and how they came to be or why the ship was carrying those eggs in the first place. Like I said, the black goo and the Engineers are not fully explained and still mysterious. The creation of the Alien in Covenant is quite interesting to me. It's basically a product of the human race's hubris and attempt at playing god - their unwary cration of sentient artifical intelligence / cyborgs (David) who turns kinda evil and - through a series of unfortunate events - gets the chance to create "something" in return himself. His "ingreadients" are basically the black goo (mysterious dna altering substance, not fully understood by anyone), engineer dna (who themselves are a the peak of biological evolution) and human (imperfect) dna, and David's own fucked up thoughts about what this new lifeform should be. All of that creates something beyond anyone's imagination - something really bad and terrifying. Like I said, the origin of all of this misery is "the human race's hubris and attempt at playing god" - personified in Weyland Yutani who created David. I think it's immensely cool and quite poetic that the Alien (which in the original movies is a force of horror to humans that both, internally and externally, kills them) is actually a product of humanity's own greed, carlessness, naivity and hubris - which has the potential the kill them all. Greed, carlessness, naivity and hubris are exactly the fundamental traits of how the Weyland Yutani Corporation has always been protrait in the first 3 Alien movies. Am I the only one who thinks the whole Prometheus and Covenant origin story is exeptionally brillant origina story for both the Aliens AND the Weyland Corporation once you've actually put some thought into it?
This series has obviously been in decline for a long time and I thought I was done caring after Covenant, but I saw this trailer in front of GxK yesterday and goddamn it, I'm in. This series started with a horror film and that's where it's best. I think that angle is a good one.
Yeah I know the sources are hardly hot stuff but somehow I believe it as it sounds typically shit and ridiculous just like all Alien films since Aliens
From what I can tell:
Humans find the original Alien floating in space and experiment on it.
David is not in the movie but the black goo is involved.
Known in Alien: Romulus as the Prometheus Strain, the scientists had been experimenting with the black goo as a miracle cure for all diseases.
A Hyperdyne Systems 120-A/2 model android was able to discover and reverse engineer the genetic makeup of the black goo contained within the DNA of the Aliens that had been captive aboard the spacestation.
The android is based on the original Ash and the actors likeliness is being used.
Is any of the above true who knows but if it is it sounds ridiculous.