Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
There will be nothing that ever satisfies any skeptic in terms of pictures.
False. A skeptic will be satisfied by strong and conclusive evidence. From a discussion point of view, you're poisoning the well and creating a strawman about the terrible unreasonableness of the skeptic, when it's not the skeptic's responsibility to produce evidence that actually demonstrates the validity of the claim.
Don't fault the skeptic for being skeptical. Fault the person who claims extremely extraordinary things whilst utilizing extremely un-extraordinary evidence to back it up.