Is this poster for real? He's got an odd way of expressing himself. Like a character left on the cutting room floor of American Pie "self cockblock kid".
Scene: After a successful date Self Cockblock Kid gets invited back to a girls home for coffee
Girl: so umm, my parents aren't home, would you like to come back for coffee?
SCK: ohh right, yeah this is it! you mean "cockee" right? Lol. Yeah sure gal, like looks like my plan to loose my virginity worked! Oh yeah, I'm a virgin but like totally cool with it, I Know the first time wont be very good LOL I have my expectations in check but I know I'm going to be awesome at it LMAO. Anyhoo the second time we do it I definately will be awesome and your going to be thinking "I should have taken this guys virginity sooner" lol. Oh, just one more thing after we have done it I just need to let you know I dont smoke becuase Ive seen the movies and thats what your supposed to do. But how I like to relax is watching anime, so I've got some episodes here on my phone we can watch in bed together after we have finished up the sexing. Lol.
Girl: Umm never mind. I just remembered my parents are actually home tonight, sorry.