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[Deleted member 81567]

How much would you guys rate me out of 10?

 

[EloquentM]

11

 

[Deleted member 81567]

thats improper

 

[Snuggles]

pretty dronk right now, not gonna lie

I need to get back out there. fuck..

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

you cant ask drunk gaf to rate anybody cause where drunk lol. everybody is way better looking right now

 

[Mully]

4:32.

 

[EloquentM]

Drunk GAF. RATE ME.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

Drunk GAF. RATE ME.

if you look like your avatar id plow you

 

[EloquentM]

if you look like your avatar id plow you

I look like a male version of her, except black.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

 

[Mully]

Marty O'Donnel is the god damn man. He's better than Batman.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Marty O'Donnel is the god damn man. He's better than Batman.

Come pick me up lets chill.

 

[Mully]

Come pick me up lets chill.

Can't tonight dawg. Got practice and workouts tomorrow morning. It's time for this tipsy ass nigga to fall asleep.

PM me your phone number though. The first time we meet we have to set a couch on fire.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I'm down.

 

[EloquentM]

Drunk for 007 as planned. Should go back to my car for more beer but fuck it.

 

[Salsa]

Good. Am I cute though?

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/DGrapsas

the photo that creeps up when you mose over the profile pic almost made me spill my beer

 

[Deleted member 81567]

the photo that creeps up when you mose over the profile pic almost made me spill my beer

 

[Salsa]

lmao there's nothing bad about it, it's just the perfect face to pop up from another pic like that, I didnt know that happened in OKcupid profiles

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

it is

 

[EloquentM]

Snuck a slim Jim into the movies like a badass

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

hell yeah

 

[EloquentM]

Haven't had head in over 3 weeks. So depressing.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

Haven't had head in over 3 weeks. So depressing.

cut a hole in your pop corn and sit next to a fat chick

 

[Salsa]

Haven't had head in over 3 weeks. So depressing.

havent had sex of any sort in.. 3 months? I think

its cool I have this beer

 

[balddemon]

Haven't had head in over 3 weeks. So depressing.

don't sweat it bro, i've not had sex in a while. it's cool tho, i'm talking to a girl right now and getting waaaay to infatuated with her just from texting. i hope shes as cool in person

 

[Salsa]

Honestly I could be having sex fuckin right now, but I dont know if you guys just find the perfect no-feelings-attached partners or what.

atm I know two girls (one of wich I did had sex already but kinda broke it off after that) who I could get laid with, but I just dont do it cause I know that they'd get attached and expect something else. Hell ive been going out with the one I posted pictures back there and I feel bad about just going out cause she's way more into it than I am

I think the population here is so much smaller or something that you just cant be screwing around with girls (without making it clear beforehand) like that, because you just run out of girls


like the cliche idea of a "one night stand" around here is so fucking rare it's not funny. You'd get a call from the girl the next day

 

[EloquentM]

don't sweat it bro, i've not had sex in a while. it's cool tho, i'm talking to a girl right now and getting waaaay to infatuated with her just from texting. i hope shes as cool in person

havent had sex of any sort in.. 3 months? I think

its cool I have this beer

cut a hole in your pop corn and sit next to a fat chick

Surprisingly I like good head over sex but I haven't had sex in 3 weeks either. Hopefully that'll change come New Years. Awww yeah

 

[balddemon]

get attached and expect something else.

yeah, more sex

seriously though, i know what you mean. i occasionally make it clear i'm just going to fuck, and since we're usually drunk, she's cool with that. besides, i'm too nice for girls to get attached

 

[Vermillion]

You know? I realize that guys always over-estimate my attractiveness, when girls... well, I don't know what they think. They never say anything.

 

[Surface of Me]

hey drunk thread, its been too long

glad to be back =)

fuck waitin 60 seconds between posts

 

[Salsa]

I have found that in my experience having a manly-ass beard seems to attract more gay men than women

girls like whimps

 

[Salsa]

in other news I have my english proficency exam next saturday and afterwards that same night we're gonna party with the class and get drunk as shit

among the class there's this cute 20 year old that seems pretty wild, or at least is most excited about partying hard that night

 

[balddemon]

and then ralph!

 

[scogoth]

This was way to hard to find drunk

 

[Deleted member 22576]

we should raise the bar lets being some class to the drunk thread

 

[ZeroRay]

I think I should raise the bar on yo mama jtwo.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

oh my goodness

 

[EloquentM]

The movie was okay.

Came home to find out my sister was back for uni (visiting) and my mother and step father were fighting. I legitimately want to break a plate over his head. Anyways, I obviously have a love hate relationship with my mother fml

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Half watching venture bros and designing my iPad mini case. It's gonna be amazing.


Does anyone else use mindnode? I've been mindnoding like a motherfucker. I saw a lady at the supermarket who looked exactly like my lady but about 10 years older and I fell in love hard. I think I'm starting to really really find early 30s women attractive.

 

[Get'sMad]

having one more drink

stoned as hell

bumping this awesome swv:the remixes vinyl i found in the dollar bin at the record store the week

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I think I've been consuming too much caffeine. I've been making huge batches of maté and mixing it with juice and honey and putting it in glass bottles I save, but I think I let it steep too long and drink them too quic, when there's just like hella bottles you drink a bunch of them and holy shit

 

[Timedog]

Fuck did they make us start a new thread? I was hoping the last thread would go up to like 40,000 posts before anyone noticed. I just wanted it to have like some new record. Like we accomplished something that I could tell my grandkids about, y'know?

JTwo, I'm poor but I'll buy you a nice gift like $3 in Amazon credit (if that's possible) or something good for your life.

 

[Timedog]

Lately all I can think about is how I don't want to have to live in 1,000 years of darkness or whatever everyone keeps talking about. It sounds scary as hell.

Hey Jtwo do you have like 6 bottles in the fridge and you drink them all at once? Are you just saving a ton of bottles in case you get thirsty?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Just to like, take to work. Or to drink when I wake up.
Not for thirst. For thirst unlike water or an ipa.

Annnnyway, if there's a small package of glow in the dark perler beads and some yellow yarn that can be had for under 3 bucks I could make bracelets and necklaces put of them and dance in the dark so that'd be nice. Anyway.



What if losing your virginity meant the first time a girl touched your leg under the table?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

What if my name was J.T. Whoaaaaaaaaa?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Did I ever tell you about the timedog art show? Specifically the imagined timedog artshow. It was a legitimate era of my life, if only for 18 hours.

 

[Timedog]

when i was in 2nd grade i thought having sex with just sleeping in the same bed. Would you cum after the girl touched your leg, or would losing your virginity be separate (but equal) from sexual intercourse?

what happened at the timedog art show, Charles Barkley?

 

[Timedog]

I think the equation for the Quantum theory of Gravity is a fractal.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Kief bowl, damn son. I'm gonna pack a bowl of some dank right quick. Wish it was Kief doe.

First time I ever smoked the bong was packed with kief, didn't move for like an hour.

Also gonna eat a special totally legal brownie later today. Ilu Washington.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Woke up and my brain hurts.