Tesseract
Banned
I ordered a gimlet at some fancy bar last night, and he asked if I wanted it on the rocks or up. Not wanting him to know that I didn't know what up meant, that's what I went with. A few minutes later he comes out with one of those martini glasses like you might see in Sex and the City. It had a curled up lime peel and everything. I've never been so embarrassed holding a beverage before.
did you cross your legs before guzzling it down? eh, he prolly thought it was for your significant other.