Woke up and my brain hurts.
It's probably a tumor.
Woke up and my brain hurts.
How muchI've been agonizing over what to do with my surplus of money but I think I'm gonna go buy an expensive jacket. A nice jacket that increases your sense of self worth pays itself off many times over.
How much
I bet if you wore that jacket a rich old homosexual would buy a laptop for youI need $400 to buy a laptop though.
I bet if you wore that jacket a rich old homosexual would buy a laptop for you
They may just want a rimjob or fistingBut they'd also want to fuck my asshole.
What of he wants you to put your penis in his earI just want a laptop man, not an old man sticking his wrinkled penis up my ear.
Speaking of eating, how does Master Chief eat?
Ring is on middle finger
Middle finger is swollen and purple
Told her to go to emergency room
She is stubborn.
Am worried
I actually offered to do that myself as she was crying too much.Cut off the finger before it infects the body. I'm a doctor trust me.
I want to change my username to "lucioushaireddemon"hot damn,n that is totally different from the last one, except maybe snuggs
edit: actually only 1st and 3rd place are different nvm lol
I want to change my username to "lucioushaireddemon"
Also gonna eat a special totally legal brownie later today. Ilu Washington.
hehe
luscious*