drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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Dear drunk thread... 1st drink im going to have in 6 months due to trying to keep my mom sober. Not to get drunk just to have a drink.
 
SalsaShark said:
got a bottle of this

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and I have 5 giantbomb quicklooks queued up

night is officially kinda sad
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Me and the old lady were cracking up at some old school Quick Looks last weekend.

We're GB newbs so we have a lot to catch up on.

Acrid is keeping me company while my wife slaves away ATM.
 
Didn't have sex with the jewish girl although I'm really into her. Like wife material. She can talk, but she's exactly what I'm into. I could care less for her nose, she's attractive to me and I want that shit.

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Mully said:
Didn't have sex with the jewish girl although I'm really into her. Like wife material. She can talk, but she's exactly what I'm into. I could care less for her nose, she's attractive to me and I want that shit.
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Mully, if you want something you gotta get it, yo

Thank your chance and don't be scared, some ladies like a man who's assertive
 
earvcunanan said:
Mully, if you want something you gotta get it, yo

Thank your chance and don't be scared, some ladies like a man who's assertive
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I'm not letting this one go. Some people think she's annoying, but she's actually really smart and cares about certain issues while still having a sarcastic attitude towards everything. In the next few days, I'm asking her to see if she wants to grab a drink or just do something.
 
I've had two separate people just give me handfuls of weed in the last 90 minutes.

Also, it's proteus time over here.
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I'm kicking back drinking a beer while my dude wanders
 
I've been playIng a fuckton kf Miami hotline salsaad me on SRAM
 
Wow, had a great night of drinking and tripping. Went to a huge party and got around 4 beers for free, party itself was fucking wicked. My first time on 2CI was pretty pleasant.
 
Mully said:
Didn't have sex with the jewish girl although I'm really into her. Like wife material. She can talk, but she's exactly what I'm into. I could care less for her nose, she's attractive to me and I want that shit.
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Go for it, she's hot and looks kinda cool too
 
oh mah god i hopped outta bed and started playing dayz and now its 220 in the afternoon and i just ordered pupusas and then my fucking piece of shit cat peed outside of her litter box. slightly queasy from the beer i drank last night
 
My manager at work invited me to a Halloween party.
Should I go to it?
I don't really want to, it's cold outside and I'm tired, but I'm thinking that I probably should.
 
My wife is sick in bed, so I'm trying to watch baseball. I haven't watched baseball in years. Like since the 90s when Kirby Puckett wasn't a wife-beater. This is SO boring.
 
atramental stop being coy and tell me some stories, i could use some cheering up. how many jewish girls have you banged since we last spoke.
 
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