drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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got the belgium red, shits got some bite.

I had a power bar with a glass of soymilk for dinner. This is what the people of the future will eat.
 
EloquentM said:
You're crazy. I'd tear that shit up.

My entry is Angelina Jolie. I feel like her pelvis might cut me.
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Skeletor really.
 
I missed the hate part. I would do intimate love making with Michelle. Like staring deep into eachothers eyes and being one with eachother and shit.

Food sounds so good right now.
 
I wish I was cool enough to smoke weed. It ain't me though.

I have so many ex girlfriends and I feel like I'm gaming up all of them.
 
My friends are dick holes and won't sell me extra weed. I am hamboned though. Lots of booze and redbull. Didn't mean to get this fucked.
 
Can't stop thinking about tortilla chips with frito lay jalepeno cheese dip.

I feel good. I've been making life suck my dick lately. Defeat may be inevitable but I'm getting a few swings in.
 
EloquentM said:
Snuggles, what's going on with the women in your life?
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I've been seeing one girl exclusively lately but we're not committed. It's a weird situation. I like her but after being in a several year relationship I'm not gonna settle down unless I meet an ubdeniable keeper. Anything else needs to be kept in a place where I can walk away from it at any time.

There's a couple girls at work I should take a shot at. But they come and go.
 
Snuggler said:
I've been seeing one girl exclusively lately but we're not committed. It's a weird situation. I like her but after being in a several year relationship I'm not gonna settle down unless I meet an ubdeniable keeper. Anything else needs to be kept in a place where I can walk away from it at any time.

There's a couple girls at work I should take a shot at. But they come and go.
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Relations are such a fickle thing.
 
I need your help drunk thread. There are 3 girls.

Girl 1 - basically still in love with her. She's an ex I broke up with earlier this year. She still loves me though isn't really into the whole idea of a relationship (I'm not either in this case). I'll be seeing her on New Years but she lives 300 miles from me, in Vegas.

Girl 2 - another ex whom I've been close to for quite some time. We flirt every now and then and I could easily bag her but she lives farther than girl 1 (in Washington state).

Girl 3 - new girl that I've started talking to. She lives about 45 minutes away from me in LA. she's very eccentric and cute (just my type) but I'm stuck on girl number 1 so it's hard for me to fully commit to spit.

Who do I choose drunk thread?
 
Went to the movies, ate 5 guys, smoked 2 jays and now im about to play halo multiplayer


this is what i live for.
 
I'm trying to hook up with one chick on OKCupid but I can't get over how chubby she looks.


But look who's talking.
 
He tomado mucho. Estoy borracho.

I hate certain types of parties. I really want to start over.

don't mean to sound like depression gaf. I'm not depressed
 
I am pretty desperate, not gonna lie. I'll text her tomorrow.
 
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