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[West Texas CEO]

Don't y'all recognize this is all a ruse to get @Nitty_Grimes to start an OnlyFans?

The only time you will see an OnlyFans with negative subscribers.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Me too, I am excited. Sleepwalker hurry the fuck up already.

I'll do it. I seem to have more free time these days.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

So you think...

 

[TheInfamousKira]

As it happens to be, usually when I get bored I start pondering on random stuff. As I reflected on the events of this past few weeks my brain started connecting the very scattered dots, you see these events might seem completely unrelated to each other but once you look into it with a keen investigative eye the truth begins to appear.

Let me start with an introduction for those who aren't aware:

"Who exactly is West Texas CEO ?"

German Hops is a relatively new member to the GAF community having joined in 2019, despite this he has quickly risen the GAF ranks and has accumulated a gargantuan 12,215 posts and a mighty 31,938 reaction score. Over this period of time he has been able to cement himself as one of GAF's most famous (or infamous) posters. Clearly this person is not a beginner when it comes to online communities.

Watch yourself. Eye see you.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Watch yourself. Eye see you.

Indeed. Don't dig to deep, you might not like what you find...

 

[Putonahappyface]

Art takes many forms. This OP is one such form.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

 

[Romulus]

Dude adds to the forums, 'nuff said

 

[TGO]

West Texas CEO was the first person I thought of when I saw the leaks now you mention it
I never understood why....now it all makes sense!
Edit: after some digging I found some evidence!

 

[Trunx81]

West Texas CEO was the first person I thought of when I saw the leaks now you mention it
I never understood why....now it all makes sense!
Edit: after some digging I found some evidence!

I´m telling you RIGHT NOW, that MF is NOT real.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

I agree that theres more to Hops than meets the eye, i dont know about the xbox/microsft connection theory though.

For all i know, youre an alt of Hops, and youre just trying to prop up this ongoing persona,/ story and theorycrafting

But i agree something fishy with this GsrmanHops character.

Very possible its Cunth or another previous populat but banned gaffer. (I know cunth was unbanned but he never resurfaced once his popularity faded from the mainstream)

 

[Trunx81]

I agree that theres more to Hops than meets the eye, i dont know about the xbox/microsft connection theory though.

For all i know, youre an alt of Hops, and youre just trying to prop up this ongoing persona,/ story and theorycrafting

But i agree something fishy with this GsrmanHops character.

Very possible its Cunth or another previous populat but banned gaffer. (I know cunth was unbanned but he never resurfaced once his popularity faded from the mainstream)

you maybe on the right track.

 

[Mistake]

I don't know what this is about, but I'm willing to represent you West Texas CEO .

 

[Elder Legend]

Don't y'all recognize this is all a ruse to get @Nitty_Grimes to start an OnlyFans?

I feel like people are more interested in seeing kanjobazooie onlyfans with his mice activities.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I feel like people are more interested in seeing kanjobazooie onlyfans with his mice activities.

how can one feel without a heart ¿

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I don't know what this is about, but I'm willing to represent you West Texas CEO .

You are misguided my dear sister. Overcome your emotions and wake up u<uhhmmmm

 

[TheInfamousKira]

I think German Hops is actually Akira Toriyama.

Exhibit A:

This would explain why Lunch disappeared from Dragon Ball.

 

[The Stig]

I KNEW IT!

THE NUMBERS DONE LIE!

 

[Elder Legend]

West Texas CEO is taking ages to expose me. I thought he was good at this.. probably still collecting all the dirty laundry he can use on me.

 

[bender]

West Texas CEO was the first person I thought of when I saw the leaks now you mention it
I never understood why....now it all makes sense!
Edit: after some digging I found some evidence!

You should be shot for comparing Dirk to a sandwich thief.

 

[Trunx81]

West Texas CEO is taking ages to expose me. I thought he was good at this.. probably still collecting all the dirty laundry he can use on me.

He´s flying to Japan right now to get it out of a vending machine.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

He´s flying to Japan right now to get it out of a vending machine.

And erase the Manga notes from his studio.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

OP, right now.

 

[AJUMP23]

Did West Texas CEO expose himself at work?

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Did West Texas CEO expose himself at work?

Yes. Then ate their lunch. Nude.

 

[Elder Legend]

Yes. Then ate their lunch. Nude.

And then got fired.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

And then got fired.

That won't stop him..

 

[The Stig]

You should be shot for comparing Dirk to a sandwich thief.

There he is, stealing lunches!

 

[bender]

There he is, stealing lunches!

 

[OverHeat]

West Texas CEO your a superstar now!

 

[West Texas CEO]

West Texas CEO your a superstar now!

 

[SirTerry-T]

Checks calender
.... "Oh my , it IS the weekend after all."

 

[Trunx81]

You’re a wizard, Hairy.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I love licking scar tissue

 

[West Texas CEO]

West Texas CEO is taking ages to expose me. I thought he was good at this.. probably still collecting all the dirty laundry he can use on me.

After hours of research , I was only able to dig up a few shady posts of yours concerning rodent testicles.
Oh well, at least I tried.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Did West Texas CEO expose himself at work?

At work? Tunnel vision yo

 

[j0hnnix]

 

[Raven117]

Drinking early are you OP?

 

[Trunx81]

After hours of research , I was only able to dig up a few shady posts of yours concerning rodent testicles.
Oh well, at least I tried.

Good shit.

 

[Elder Legend]

After hours of research , I was only able to dig up a few shady posts of yours concerning rodent testicles.
Oh well, at least I tried.

So I don't get to be famous and have a thread on me? Do I have to go an expose myself?

 

[Trunx81]

So I don't get to be famous and have a thread on me? Do I have to go an expose myself?

 

[Elder Legend]

Are you asking to be exposed? I am about to expose your bitch ass.

 

[Trunx81]

Are you asking to be exposed? I am about to expose your bitch ass.

 

[Celcius]

Interest theory OP. I can't prove or deny the points raised. However, Dirk is my second all time favorite player so West Texas CEO is cool in my book.

 

[Elder Legend]

Damn, this thread has over 2,000 views already and West Texas CEO has been exposed. He should go start a following on Twitter and become rich and famous. Also, open up an OnlyFans while his at it. It will consist of him going into random work places half naked stealing people's food pretending that he works there.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

You’re a wizard, Hairy.

So is she. She can make a cock disappear out of thin-air!

 

[Insane Metal]

What the fuck

 

[West Texas CEO]

What the fuck

Yeah, it gets real deep on the Gaming side..

 

[Trunx81]

Yeah, it gets real deep on the Gaming side..

 

[LostDonkey]

Holy fucking crap covered ballsacks.

It. Makes. Sense.

What a peppery and Spicy time to be alive.