WCW Thunder 11/15/2000
The only confirmed match for the card is Sting vs Steiner for a shot at the WCW Championship.
TO THE BACK Steiner arrives in a bad mood.
Big Vito vs Reno
Stevie Ray is like both Briscoe Brothers mixed together and dipped in chocolate. Booker T is like 8 Biscoe Brothers mixed together, dipped in chocolate, and trying to speak in a foreign language. They are the blackest dudes ever in wrestling and I love it. Stevie wasn't as batshit crazy and unintelligible as Booker was on commentary, but he also wasn't as annoying nearly as often. But they were both genuinely into what they were calling, which is nice. This match was really short. The NBT distracted the ref and Reno hit the Roll of the Dice for the win. Reno calls out Crowbar for Mayhem.
TO THE CEO'S OFFICE. Flair expects Sanders to defend or relinquish his title, Crowbar vs Bam Bam for the highly prestigious WCW Hardcore Championship tonight, and Lance vs Hugh will still happen for the last time at Mayhem.
TO THE BACK. Gene is with Team Canada. Lance challenges Booker for the title tonight. Gene says Gunns is a self serving bitch.
Bam Bam Big Yellow vs Crowbar WCW Hardcore Championship
Bam Bamm pulls 3 tables out to start the match. Bammer goes through the first table, then body slams Crowbar on a trashcan. Crowbar tried to slam Bam Bam. Didn't work. Bam Bam was in awful shape for this run. He was in pretty bad shape before the fire thing, but he looks like he hadn't had a single work out in 6 months while he was out. GROSS chair shot that was mostly on the back of Crowbar's head. Yikes. Bam Bam puts Crowbar under a table and was going to splash it, but Mike Awesome came out and shoved Bam Bam off the ropes through the table. Um, what if Crowbar hadn't have rolled out of the way? I don't think Mike was really helping his buddy at all. All he did was just have Bam Bam do the move he was planning on doing earlier. Maybe if he had grabbed Bam Bam's foot or crotched him instead of just shoving him onto the table that Crowbar was under, it would have made more sense. Crowbar retains.
TO THE BACK. Gene asks Booker about hitting Sting on Nitro and his title defense tonight. Everyone is getting to Booker. He's stick of not getting respeck.
TO THE BACK. Bam Bam attacks Awesome and Crowbar in the back. MIA meeting. They are sad. Chavo suggests they should split up after Mayhem. They argue until the General sets them straight. Stay the course, bitches.
Kwee Wee vs Rey Jr vs Kidman vs Lt. Loco vs Cpl. Cajun vs Prime Time 6 Person 4 Corners Match
Yes. 6 person 4 corners match. Stevie doesn't understand how that works. Tony explains it. I still don't get it. Is this like a tag match where Kwee Wee and Elix don't have partners? Tony says there are 3 YAKS at ringside and Stevie pops huge for it. The YAKS get into it, Wall comes out and tries to grab Gunns. Security sends all 3 YAKS and Wall to the back. We're YAKless. The first 2-3 minutes of the match were spent with the cameras not in the ring at all. Lash and Chavo are DQ'd for pushing the ref while double teaming Elix. Now it is actually a 4 corners match. Kwee Wee eliminates Kidman. He also eliminates Rey after Elix hits a springboard spin wheel kick. Meng distracts Elix and Kwee Wee is the number one contender for the cruiserweight championship.
TO THE BACK. Gene talks with the Boogie Knights. They have a tag match with Konnan. Konnan will have to find a partner. Gene then talks to Sanders. Mike talks about being a vet and how things aren't the same as when he broke in. He also calls Paisley an ape that belongs in a cage. Um. Flair shows up and books Sanders in a title match tonight.
TO THE INTERVIEW. Tenay talked with Buff Bagwell. Buff is frustrated with how the company is going and how he feels he isn't getting what he deserves after 9 years in the company. He just wants a chance. He challenges Jeff Jarrett to a match at Mayhem.
TO THE BACK. Sanders is on the phone with Buff. He's going to do Jeff a solid and make Buff's life terrible. I think Judy beat you to it, Mike.
Lance Storm vs Booker T WCW Championship
I really don't understand why WCW Championship matches don't main event anything. What the hell. This is probably the 6th show in 2 months where a number one contender match was the main event over the title match. I mean, the champion can't even main event Thunder? Some asshole with an air horn won't let the fuck up. Fans popped huge for the Maple Leaf, but even bigger for Booker getting to the ropes. Booker completely no sells the knee work after the hold. Missile drop kick to Lance who was holding a chair. Lance then hit a DDT on the chair. Lance gets caught in a Book End. Booker retains. Gunns slaps him after the match. The rest of Team Canada come out and get taken out by Booker. Gunns then hits Booker with the Canadian flag. Book gives her a Book End and the crowd loses their shit. It's been so long since I've seen a crowd popping for a man hitting a woman that I forgot how weird it is. Stevie cackling his ass off, Tony and Mike being positive about it, and the crowd cheering.
TO THE BACK. Boogie Knights I think are about to pay off Kronik again.
Mike Sanders vs Kevin Nash
Ric comes out and says he'll make this match a non-title match, because his opponent missed the weight limit by a bout 100 pounds. It's Kevin Nash! OMG! Total squash match. Flair had security hold the Thrillers in the back. They made it out anyway and Nash fought them off for awhile.
TO THE BACK. Trainer checks on Nash.
Boogie Knights vs Konnan/The Cat
Jimmy Hart vs Mancow Twice in a Life Time is signed for Mayhem. I don't want to see Konnan or Cat wrestling. Ever. A ref bump brings Kronik out. They give Konnan High Times. Charles Robinson couldn't hear Kronik's music or see their laser light show? Boogie Knights win.
TO THE BACK. Lex is reading Goldberg's book when Gene walks up.
Buff Bagwell vs Goldberg
This is what happens when you bitch about how you're booked. Buff actually got offense when he hit his double arm DDT, but Goldberg no sold it, speared him, then hit the jackhammer for the win. Goldberg sure made some funny faces.
Sting vs Scott Steiner
I've seen this too many times this year. Not interested anymore. Sting wins with a death drop out of nowhere and looks pissed at the finish. Sting will get a title shot after Mayhem. Midajah won't let him leave the ring. Steiner then attacks him with the pipe. They put Sting in a straight jacket and Steiner just murders Sting with a pipe. Like 10 pipe shots at least. You know, for this giant scary bad mother fucker, Steiners loses all the time and always needs to cheat to win.