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Greenland considers joining the United States

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M1chl

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Completely agree and that's part of the reason why more people want to go to America (and NA in general) than the rest of the world combined.

The argument against America is there is almost too many individual rights.
The biggest reason is money, personal freedoms is definitely not so great in States, given that you can't even jaywalk or drink alcohol in public. From my perspective, two fundamental rights
 

EviLore

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The biggest reason is money, personal freedoms is definitely not so great in States, given that you can't even jaywalk or drink alcohol in public. From my perspective, two fundamental rights
You absolutely can jaywalk in 100% of the country. Public drinking requires a brown paper baggie which is supplied upon request to alcoholics
 

M1chl

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You absolutely can jaywalk in 100% of the country. Public drinking requires a brown paper baggie which is supplied upon request to alcoholics
I thought you can get fined for that tho?

Also my post was little sarcastic
 

EviLore

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I thought you can get fined for that tho?

Also my post was little sarcastic
Nah, everyone jaywalks. Realistically you’ll only be fined if you do something crazy.

For example, in Austin TX someone got a ticket for jaywalking and it was the first time in something like 50 years and made headlines in the news.

Americans and Europeans are pretty far away from each other, so it’s understandable that a lot of misconceptions persist!
 

AJUMP23

Parody of actual AJUMP23
Dude. You have a warped and entirely inaccurate view of what Europe is like. It's probably best not to comment too much on foreign countries if you haven't actually been there. Certainly don't believe the stuff you see on social media.

I have been through much of Europe (I was born in Germany). And while I was using the extremes of hyperbole. I know Europe is a free place. with freedom of movement and thought.

On the coming to get you stuff I think there has been a lot of talk about how the UK is very draconian with social media post.
 

AJUMP23

Parody of actual AJUMP23
The biggest reason is money, personal freedoms is definitely not so great in States, given that you can't even jaywalk or drink alcohol in public. From my perspective, two fundamental rights
You can jaywalk. I do it in every major city I have been to. and most cities have areas where you can have open alcohol. But you can drink in every restaurant in the US. We may still have a dry county or two but I don't know of any.
 

Ballthyrm

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If the over-majority of Greenland Inhabitants want to join the USA then so be it.
If not, then it's just good old "might makes right".

So the USA would be no better than Russia or China.
I would still like to think the USA are the good guys but that's just me.
 
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Nah, everyone jaywalks. Realistically you’ll only be fined if you do something crazy.

For example, in Austin TX someone got a ticket for jaywalking and it was the first time in something like 50 years and made headlines in the news.

Americans and Europeans are pretty far away from each other, so it’s understandable that a lot of misconceptions persist!
They dish them out in Oz (or Melbourne at least). I received a fine for jaywalking about 20 years ago - the police used to pop out periodically and stand on corners in the city to catch unsuspecting twats like me ignoring pedastrian crossings. I got a proper 'do you know how many people are run over and killed each year' lecure, which I attempted to counter with the fact there were literally no cars on the road at the point of crossing, however that didn't wash as seemingly in Australia danger persists regardless if there's any cars on the road.

Fascinating story I know.
 
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no thanks i don't want to be part of the USA :D

half of us are fiercely proud to be british and the other half want independence from the UK and feel more connected to celtic/scandinavian countries. don't think i've ever heard a scottish person say they want to join the USA lol.
I know. I was just making a dumb joke. My bad.
 

DeepEnigma

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Pana-maga Canal :pie_roffles:
 

RoadHazard

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We’re not gonna conquer Greenland.

Probably not, but Trump even hinting that he might is pretty serious and detrimental to transatlantic relations. People here are joking about it (some not joking as much...), but the president-elect of the USA saying such things is no joking matter. He thinks this is a game, a business where he can make "great deals" and bully those weaker than him.
 
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DeepEnigma

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Probably not, but Trump even hinting that he might is pretty serious and detrimental to transatlantic relations. People here are joking about it (some not joking as much...), but the president-elect of the USA saying such things is no joking matter. He thinks this is a game, a business where he can make "great deals" and bully those weaker than him.
They sanitize their images for us, but this is how the world works. This is always how the world has worked. He is just more blunt without the sugar coating illusion with his words.
 

MikeM

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He's too effeminate. Then again, probably how I would guess a Canadian 007 to be.
Tell me you don’t watch hockey without telling me you don’t watch hockey.

And lets be real- Melania and Ivanka still have wet dreams for Trudeau.
 
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manfestival

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Denmark will correct the impudence of the United States on this issue. Danish commandos are renowned, and they will repel wave after wave of American troops unaccustomed to combat against real warriors.
I am only quoting this in support of my favorite post in this thread. Yall better beware.
 

Liljagare

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I am only quoting this in support of my favorite post in this thread. Yall better beware.

In all seriousness though, there is alot of outrage of Nato vets from Denmark regarding this, they were not exactly a small presence during the last time USA invoked article 5.

There is a rough movie about it called Armadillo, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640680/, actually rather a interesting watch.
:eek:

 
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GloveSlap

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Probably not, but Trump even hinting that he might is pretty serious and detrimental to transatlantic relations. People here are joking about it (some not joking as much...), but the president-elect of the USA saying such things is no joking matter. He thinks this is a game, a business where he can make "great deals" and bully those weaker than him.
It kind of makes sense when you think about how critical Trump has been about other countries freeloading off of the US military.
 

Blade2.0

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You say that as if people check in to prison on a soul searching endeavour to better their life and not that they get sent there after commiting crimes and being caught.
Ok, so not every single person that goes to prison goes there forever. So do you want to release better people back into society or worse people back into society. I would like to treat them correctly so that they'll be better people when they come back to society. Not turn them into dogs that will never integrate.
 

Woggleman

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I thought people voted for him so we can focus on our own problems and not get caught up in all these conflicts. How does this fix the economy and crime?
 

diffusionx

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In all seriousness though, there is alot of outrage of Nato vets from Denmark regarding this, they were not exactly a small presence during the last time USA invoked article 5.

There is a rough movie about it called Armadillo, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640680/, actually rather a interesting watch.
:eek:


unfortunately for Europeans, their feelings don’t matter. You would think they learned this lesson when the US blew up Germany’s pipeline and Germany couldn’t do a damn thing about it. Europe is a vassal state of the USA. It’s an occupied region. They get no say in the matter. Its just that simple and I don’t understand why Euros think it is anything but that.

Always slays me how Americans talk about taking over other countries, when they don't even have that much of a claim on their own :messenger_tears_of_joy:
Denmark is welcome to try taking it.
 

Unknown?

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He should be thanked for all the work he has put in to stamping out election fraud. The election before there was non-stop claims of fraud and illegal voting but this time there was apparently zero fraud.
You missing the non stop claims about fraud this election? Just isn't Trump saying it. Fraud is always claimed by the loser but in seriousness, we need to do better.
 

Liljagare

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unfortunately for Europeans, their feelings don’t matter. You would think they learned this lesson when the US blew up Germany’s pipeline and Germany couldn’t do a damn thing about it. Europe is a vassal state of the USA. It’s an occupied region. They get no say in the matter. Its just that simple and I don’t understand why Euros think it is anything but that
All the EU needs to do is to stop producing insulin and Ozempic for the US, then it would be a walkover. :p

A reverse tea party without the sugar?
 
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Aces High

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unfortunately for Europeans, their feelings don’t matter. You would think they learned this lesson when the US blew up Germany’s pipeline and Germany couldn’t do a damn thing about it. Europe is a vassal state of the USA. It’s an occupied region. They get no say in the matter. Its just that simple and I don’t understand why Euros think it is anything but that.
Investigation from Sweden, Denmark and Germany point to Ukraine commandos blowing up North Stream 2 pipeline.

Europe and Germany is not a vassal state of the USA. If it were, why did Trump have to threaten EU and Germany with USA leaving NATO when partners don't make the 2% hurdle? He could have just commanded it. Makes no srnse, right?

USA and EU are partners. USA has military troops and nuclear warheads stationed in Germany and other European countries to defend Europe against potential threats.

German people want USA to have troops here. It saved us billions and billions of dollars during cold war and is the reason why were able to recover to become the 4th biggest economy in the world after WW2.

We save money. US gets geopolitical advantages. It's a win win situation. Every US military operation in the middle East is done from Germany.
 

IDKFA

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unfortunately for Europeans, their feelings don’t matter. You would think they learned this lesson when the US blew up Germany’s pipeline and Germany couldn’t do a damn thing about it. Europe is a vassal state of the USA. It’s an occupied region. They get no say in the matter. Its just that simple and I don’t understand why Euros think it is anything but that.


Denmark is welcome to try taking it.

Europe (a whole continent) is a vassal state to the USA 🤣

Europe is an occupied region 🤣

Well done, mate.

You're clearly taking a leaf out of Trump's trolling playbook. This whole thread you've produced some masterful shitposting. Top tier stuff. Bravo 👏

It's even more amusing that people in this thread think you're being serious 🤣
 

DrFigs

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This is all pretty fucking stupid. but i'd like greenland to be a state before fucking canada. fuck those guys
 

RoadHazard

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unfortunately for Europeans, their feelings don’t matter. You would think they learned this lesson when the US blew up Germany’s pipeline and Germany couldn’t do a damn thing about it. Europe is a vassal state of the USA. It’s an occupied region. They get no say in the matter. Its just that simple and I don’t understand why Euros think it is anything but that.


Denmark is welcome to try taking it.

You are absolutely unhinged.

(Or possibly a master troll.)
 
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diffusionx

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You are absolutely unhinged.

(Or possibly a master troll.)
I find it a little tough to believe that people still think the world works any differently from how I described it especially after the last few years.

I don't even like it, I wish Europe was independent and free, it's just not, and its leaders are fine with the arrangement.
 
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