I suggest sexy lingerie.PaNaMa said:Myself and maybe 7 of my friends have all had Wii's since launch. None of us have turned them on, nor have even our girlfriends turned them on
Sorry, I know it was bad. 
I suggest sexy lingerie.PaNaMa said:Myself and maybe 7 of my friends have all had Wii's since launch. None of us have turned them on, nor have even our girlfriends turned them on
PaNaMa said:The OP's arguments are filled with flaws (52 million not enough, etc) however he does make some valid points as well. I will say this: Myself and maybe 7 of my friends have all had Wii's since launch. None of us have turned them on, nor have even our girlfriends turned them on, since the launch of Mario Kart. Even then, my GF played that for just a couple days.
Everyone I know with a Wii simply does not play it. No one even turns it on, let alone buys any new games for it.
John Dunbar said:i have a wii and xbox 360 and haven't turned either of them on since punch-out!! what do i win?
syllogism said:Do you guys get this angry over NYT/WaPo/WSJ opinion/editorial/commentary pages too
Jason Marcus from the Wall Street Journal said:After GM revealed its impressive, Toyota-challenging hybrid last month, I turned to our Automobile Editor-in-Chief Mark Caroll and asked "How's Toyota going to respond to that?" He just shook his head.
Couldn't blame him, really. I'm the guy who's been known to lead off a column by typing "Toyota sucks" several times in a row. Not because I personally believe it, but because it's fun to watch car enthusiasts get Hulk-mad (complete with humorous color changes) and the very notion raises interesting questions.
Meanwhile, Toyota's faithful core of customers almost fell by the wayside, grossly under-served in comparison to the treehuggers. And while the new Celica recently gave Toyota a new car real people drive, the only thing that's truly changed in three years is that Toyota is now only selling to costumers of Losers R Us, a.k.a. the pastel circle of hell. That's just depressing. Toyota is common. The shine is off. GM is the new hotness.
Toyota's always been borderline schizophrenic. You really can't understate what they accomplished with their Prius, but you also can't ignore that it currently runs a distant second to GM when it comes to annual profits.
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Sadist said:You know, I love Nintendo and hate them at times, but dear god here's hoping they will destroy everything during the holidays. Fun times with all the tearfull articles from journalists and analysts: "Bu-bu-but the games, the systems! The pricecuts and new models!!! It doesn't make any sense!!!"
Commentary pages don't really get "called out" everSouldriver said:I could go on to make it look like a WSJ article. No matter how you rewrite the article changing the companies while leaving the basic content the same, it's just retarded fanboyism (and factually wrong), and it would get called out on in every single serious magazine/news paper/website.
Also, I don't see anyone being mad in this thread. It's more a head shake in disbelief or a laugh.
Ceebs said:For an article that was written by someone being paid and edited (I hope) it reads a lot like some forum posts I have seen.
It's just like all the "I'm moving to Canada if Bush gets reelected" hyperbole from 04. It will pass eventually.Plinko said:I'm growing tired of the articles from butthurt fanboys stemming from the fact that Nintendo brought in the casual market. I think it's pathetic that some "hardcore" fans seem to be offended by that.
SamBishop said:Holy shit, aren't you a reactionary lot. Aside from the whole one-off "Nintendo fans are a third-party-cautious lot" comment, nothing about what he wrote was wrong in what is clearly an editorial. Stop harping on the knee-jerk things that offend you to the soul and concentrate on the talking points. Sorry, legend166, but you've failed as an OP:
I cringe when I see some of the stuff that goes up on IGN sometimes, but I'm not a full-time employee and I can point and laugh with the rest of you, but... seriously?
-He said the casual market is attached to Wii Fit/Play and consistently reward Nintendo with sales month after month. There was absolutely no link to it being why the system sells.
-He said the system doesn't sell hardcore software on the level of first-party, all-encompassing (or "casual" if you want to be that blind) titles, and he is absolutely right. He also specifically called out the "failure" of Wii Music as a multi-million seller to be a clear example of the fallacy of even Nintendo software somehow doing "poorly" when the poor PS3 is struggling to hit a million copies sold on some of their first-party efforts.
-He said the hardcore games sell like shit compared to the monolithic first-party efforts. He also mentioned that the hardcore efforts from Nintendo themselves sell like shit compared to their casual-friendly titles. He is correct. Though his lack of luv for HotD: Overkill makes me sad. The Conduit can eat a dick, but the other two games he mentioned are awesome and deserved better sales.
-He mentions that exact contradiction and makes a point of it being a crossover title in the article, what the hell, man? Re-read it not for bolds but for comprehension.
-The entire point of the article was that Nintendo is in a rare place to serve both segments of their fanbase: the classic hardcore that ask for multiple games a year (yes, please) and those that will happily just buy the casual Fit/Play/Resort stuff and keep those games selling on legs no title has ever enjoyed in the past aside from perhaps some first-party DS stuff and Monster Hunter in Japan.
Did you link to a different article or something?
It would get criticized no matter where it's from. In a way every editorial is made to create discussion. So why are you implying we are a bunch of crybabies who need to shut up?syllogism said:Commentary pages don't really get "called out" ever
I like that Nintendo tries to straddle the line on occasion, but the Wii can support two separate-but-equal customer streams. Now, finally, it will. Nintendo is leading with all its big guns, and there are plenty more franchises to follow up. Expect Kirby to get a Wii game at some point. Cassamassina insists Kid Icarus Wii is still a go, despite the recent implosion of its developer. Deep in the heart of Texas, Retro Studios is up to something and Sega isn't giving up yet, either. Ubisoft, Electronic Arts, and Capcom are all looking to tap the Wii's biggest untapped market. More is coming. A lot more.
Souldriver said:I could go on to make it look like a WSJ article. No matter how you rewrite the article changing the companies while leaving the basic content the same, it's just retarded fanboyism (and factually wrong), and it would get called out on in every single serious magazine/news paper/website.
Also, I don't see anyone being mad in this thread. It's more a head shake in disbelief or a laugh.
gkrykewy said:Actually I thought the article was fairly balanced, on the whole. Some of you may not have read beyond the thread title. For example:
No, I did read beyond.gkrykewy said:Actually I thought the article was fairly balanced, on the whole. Some of you may not have read beyond the thread title. For example:
I'm the guy who's been known to lead off a column by typing "the Wii is a fad" several times in a row. Not because I personally believe it, but because it's fun to watch Nintendaddicts get Hulk-mad (complete with humorous color changes) and the very notion raises interesting questions.
SamBishop said:Stuff
Souldriver said:What do you want people to say to an article like this? "Well he does have some points?"
I could write an "article" that only consists of "THE PS3 SUX THE PS3 SUX THE PS3 SUX" and somewhere in the middle I say that "there is a new slim PS3 coming for a price of 299$ that will probably spur sales", and you'd have to say that "I do have a point".
I think it's more than fair to call a journalist out on article that is pretty blatant fanboyism. And as I already stated, even if you consider it an editorial, you still have to use correct numbers and facts, which he doesn't.
I hope you're not talking about me.JDSN said::lol That was so ridiculous, im glad that everyone can agree that the article is a load of shit, well except for the poster that works for IGN doing some desperate damage control.
SamBishop said:Honestly? Yeah, because he does. It's not a fanboy rant, it's someone who has, by their own admission (sorry, don't read IGN AU) admitted that they post stuff that riles the Nintendo faithful, yet concedes that they're in an an amazing and (sales-wise) uncontested position of selling games to two crowds. I really don't understand how people are missing the overall point of the article. It's meant to be praising of Nintendo, not a dig.
TheRagnCajun said:...oh man. I should have scrolled down to see how long that was. If I had known I could have read the tl;dr and save myself time and brain cells.
onipex said:I just want to point out that Wii Music is a multi-million seller.
Scrubking said:You forgot to give us your 360 to Wii game ratio.
freddy said:Sam the article is rehashed, juvenile and poorly researched. It is that simple. You can come here all you like and attempt to discredit the posters in this thread but you are only sharing the same egg on your face as the author of this tripe.
Basically, if you want your site to have some respect then stop hiring console jockeys like Rus. Otherwise, carry on poking fun at teenagers on your message board but accept the criticism and scorn it deserves in good grace.
You reap what you sow.
Btw, did anyone else get the impression that Matt may not have been shaking his head for the reasons Rus thought? After reading both those articles of his and having him come up and ask me a loaded, silly question like he did, I'd most likely be shaking my head as well.
hamchan said:I hope you're not talking about me.
FireFly said:It's not a Wii bashing article all!
RagnarokX said:
I laughed out loud when reading this. It almost sounds if 8 million in sales is a bad thing.Dig past the WiiGame-branded titles to the hardcore fare that hardcore gamers crave, and you find Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Super Mario Galaxy made just over a third what Play and Fit each raked in and just over half Mario Kart's numbers. Nothing else comes close. Unlike Play, Fit and Mario Kart, Brawl and Galaxy aren't even in the top fifty monthly sellers anymore. They'll have to settle for being smash hits in the 8 million units sold range, as opposed to Play and Fit's mid/low 20 millions and Mario Kart's 15.5 million.
jay said:It's called IGN quality.
IGN said:It's a mistake to shoehorn a PlayStation or Xbox game into the Wii. The bigger consoles do them too well.
John Dunbar said:i have a wii and xbox 360 and haven't turned either of them on since punch-out!! what do i win?
Bizzyb said:WTF is that supposed to mean??? So now games that have guns, realistic style graphics (which were perfectly fine last gen), a story, mature themes, and or blood are "PS/Xbox games"?? What the hell kind of ignorance is that?
Really?
SamBishop said:Honestly? Yeah, because he does.