You may have noticed theres one thing I dont complain about
Politicians. EVERYBODY complains about Politicians. Everybody says they suck. But where do people think these politicians come from? They dont fall from the sky. They dont pass through a membrane from another dimension. They come from American Parents, American Families, American Churches, American Schools, American Universities, American Businesses, and their elected by American Citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what our system produces. This is what we have to offer. Garbage in, Garbage out. If you have selfish, Ignorant Citizens, you have Selfish, Ignorant Politicians. The term limits aint going to be any good, your just going to end up with a bunch more selfish ignorant Leaders. Maybe its not the politicians that suck
Maybe something else Sucks. Like the public. Yeah, the public sucks. Theres a nice campaign slogan. The Public Sucks. F--- Hope, F--- Hope. Because if its just the fault of the politicians fault, where are all the other bright people of conscious? Where are the bright intelligent Americans? Where are the people sent in to save us from our rotten politicians? We dont have people like that in this country. Everybodys at the mall. Reaching into his phanny pack, buying a pair of sneakers with lights in them.
So I have the solution. During the next election, I dont vote. Two Reasons: First of all, Meaningless. This country was bought and sold and paid for a long time ago, the [crap] they shuffle around very 4 years [Farting Noises.] Doesnt mean a F---ing thing. Wont make a difference. Secondly, I feel if you vote, you have no right to complain. People like to twist that around. Wheres the logic in If you dont vote youve no right to complain. If you vote. And you elect dishonest, incompetent people, you are responsible for what they have done. I on the other hand, who did not vote, who, in fact, did not even leave the house on election day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done, and scream as loud as I want about the Mess YOU created, that I had nothing to do with.
So I know later on this year youll have another swell presidential election, that you love so much, Im sure youll enjoy yourselves, itll be so much fun, Im sure when its over, the country will improve immediately. On election day, Ill be at home, doing essentially the same thing your doing, the only difference is, after I finish (Fapping off Homonym Here), Ill have a little bit of something to show for it, folks.