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Join me into full Half-Life 3 copium madness

BELIEVE?

  • Makes sense

    Votes: 15 20.3%
  • Yes

    Votes: 13 17.6%
  • Absolutely - HL3 2025

    Votes: 36 48.6%
  • 3 is the trifecta knot - Triquetra - Infinity!

    Votes: 10 13.5%

  • Total voters
    74

Drake

Member
Let it go. It's not happening. When Laidlaw released the plot of the game a few years back it gave me the closure I needed. At least I know how it would have ended now.
 
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xrnzaaas

Member
I think they have something HL-related cooking for Steam Machines 2. I highly doubt it's Half-Life 3, even though it would probably sell quite a few copies if they were crazy enough to make it an exclusive.
 
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Buggy Loop

Gold Member
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It's 3:18

Surprise Explode GIF

Seems to be a bug with youtube as if you refresh 3:17 shows up quickly and if you put the video at the end, it's 3:17.

spotify doesn't fuck up



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Krathoon

Member
Oh yeah. HL3 is totally coming out this year. It sounds like Valve is already playtesting it.

It is going to be one of the biggest surprises of the year.
 

simpatico

Member
I'm not sure about 2025, but I fully believe there is a fully playable HL3 build that exists as I post this.

We've never had this much verifiable smoke.
 

SF Kosmo

Al Jazeera Special Reporter
I think there's too much smoke for their OS/controller/console/deckard aligning for this year for HL3 to just miss the boat.
I definitely think it's in development and probably will make it to release, I just don't think it's going to hit 2025 based on when I seems to have hit full production.
 

Buggy Loop

Gold Member
my guess is that valve has been working on it this entire time and its big innovation will be totally 100% destructable environments

We know Valve has partnered with RealBiomes for some procedural environment


HLX leaks have also hinted at

  • Dismemberment
  • Water physics
  • Gravity manipulation
  • Vastly improved AI
  • Voxel destruction
  • Semi-immersive sim gameplay
  • Return to Xen
  • Not open world (phew!)
If we go with Deckard rumors and their patents then it goes a lot more wild
 

OGM_Madness

Member
Can we please get some ports of the Valve titles in modern consoles? Portal on Switch was nice, but why not PS5 ports? With Portal RTX, I was hoping to see a port with a mode that focuses on Ray Tracing.

The Orange Box was peak Valve and I’m hoping they can go back to releasing games on a regular basis and a new version of the Orange Box or a Orange Box 2 might be enough to remind everyone what they can do with games.
 
About time it happens! The Alyx gold 2 engine is the perfect engine for it so I never once believed they’ll only use it for Alyx only. I just hope Half Life 3 won’t be VR only and make Race X and other Xen alien return. Or even new aliens cause Combine is boring.
 

Hudo

Member
About time it happens! The Alyx gold 2 engine is the perfect engine for it so I never once believed they’ll only use it for Alyx only. I just hope Half Life 3 won’t be VR only and make Race X and other Xen alien return. Or even new aliens cause Combine is boring.
Isn't HL:Alyx running on Source 2?
 

Stafford

Member
If this is ever happening I wonder what the big new thing will be. In 2 it was the awesome grav gun, right? And the cool physics. We need something truly new and great in this genre.

But breh, I've been waiting for this for forever, I'm into my 40s now, I've given up. 😂
 

Hudo

Member
If this is ever happening I wonder what the big new thing will be. In 2 it was the awesome grav gun, right? And the cool physics. We need something truly new and great in this genre.

But breh, I've been waiting for this for forever, I'm into my 40s now, I've given up. 😂
I am hoping for a more dynamic AI or something along those lines.
 

lordrand11

Member
Mainly the community of Half-Life went totally insane with the Mike Shapiro tweet, the voice actor of G-man.

This tweet



#Valve #Halflife #GMan #2025

The image he's showing is an album cover for his music. WTF? Ok dead end. Done and gone.

Now, before we continue, put on your tinfoil hat
Tinfoil Hat GIF by The Tick



The album cover is this



See something in the window?

197

• The song is 3:17 minutes, which is 197 seconds :pie_thinking:

• The previous release window between the previous Mike Shapiro song was... 197 days

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• 197 on the periodic table is ... Gold 197 is the ONLY in the list of 41 isotopes of gold that has no Half-Life (stable)


• Mercury -197 has an HALF-LIFE OF 3 DAYS

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• The lyrics of his 3:27 song, Best long dog

Code:
Among the best long dogs known to man
Among the best long dogs ever known
When your nose is wet you can paw the world
When your back gets busy there's no end to you
When your eyes get shiny and your coat is black,
You're the best dog known to man
The best dog in the world
There's a siren song from the cabin
When it's locked tight, long dogs will flop
Have chugged remains and a nod on ball,
That's the work of the best bad dog of all
Sure the best dog, dog known to man,
Can't tell a dog paw from a man hand
Foot starts stomping and the roots don't grow,
Cause the best dog known knows a do-si-do
You're the best dog, best dog known to man
Best not to be a squirrely red hand
You're the best dog, best dog known to man
Every dog around getting with the same plan
Your eyes get shiny and your coat is black
You're the best dog known man
The best dog, dog in the world
There's a siren song from the cabinet
When it's locked up tight, long dogs will fret
Half chewed remains and a knot on ball
That's the work of the best bad dog in all
But you're the best dog, dog known to man
Can't tell a dog paw from a man hand
But it starts stomping and the roots don't grow
Cause the best dog now knows it does, you know
You're the best dog, best dog known to man
I listen up to these squirrels here and here
The best known, best known, I'll go to me
Every dog around, I'll get you in the state of mind
The best dog, I would say to me
The very best known to man, dog
Yeah, talking about the best dog

What is the word at the 197th word?

Code:
Among the best long dogs known to man
Among the best long dogs ever known
When your nose is wet you can paw the world
When your back gets busy there's no end to you
When your eyes get shiny and your coat is black,
You're the best dog known to man
The best dog in the world
There's a siren song from the cabin
When it's locked tight, long dogs will flop
Have chugged remains and a nod on ball,
That's the work of the best bad dog of all
Sure the best dog, dog known to man,
Can't tell a dog paw from a man hand
Foot starts stomping and the roots don't grow,
Cause the best dog known knows a do-si-do
You're the best dog, best dog known to man
Best not to be a squirrely red hand
You're the best dog, best dog known to man
Every dog around getting with the same plan
Your eyes get shiny and your coat is black
You're the best dog known man
The best dog, dog in the world
There's a siren song from the cabinet
When it's locked up tight, long dogs will fret
Half

• Last but not least, what happens if you put 1 9 7 on a clock ?

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Now why would Mike Shapiro do this?

He did hint in the past he would announce a game he's been working on via twitter (during Alyx promotion, so another game)

His 2020 USGamer interview



And his 20th anniversary speech ".... waiting for the moment to speak"



And Valve has done ARG marketing campaigns in the past, "Alternative reality game" promotion. They did it for Portal 2


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What do you think? Join me in full copium mode?


Flying Sci-Fi GIF by Feliks Tomasz Konczakowski
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Unknown?

Member
It'll end up like FF7 Remake, The Last Guardian, and Shenmue 3. Well it probably won't suck like Shenmue 3 but it won't live up to any of the hype like those three games.
 

KU_

Member
This might be the best thread I’ve encountered in my 13+ years of surfing these forums. It’ll be even better when HL3 is announced.

Needless to say, I am in 100% in.
 
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Toots

Gold Member
It's kind of sad that no real conspiracy will ever be as good as what the conspiracy theorists manage to pull out of whatever caught their attention five minutes before posting.
 
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