andthebeatgoeson
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What's the worse thing about rollerblading?
Telling your father that your gay.
Now you go.
Telling your father that your gay.
Now you go.
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MrPing1000
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What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that kept going tick?
"Vee haf ways of making you tock"
"Vee haf ways of making you tock"
Lucky Forward
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A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
MrPing1000
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i dont get it
Error Macro
Member
Ok, so this guy, he walks into a bar...
And he says: "Ouch."
And he says: "Ouch."
Particle Physicist
between a quark and a baryon
What did Ellen say to Kathy Lee Gifford?
Can I be Frank with you?
Can I be Frank with you?
Ninja Scooter
Member
here's an old one to celebrate the 10 year anniversary.
Q:What did Nicole Brown Simpson say right before she was killed?
A:I should've had a V8!
Q:What did Nicole Brown Simpson say right before she was killed?
A:I should've had a V8!
Mister Zimbu
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A shoestring walks into a bar. He walks up and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve shoestrings here." The shoestring leaves.
The next day, the shoestring walks into the bar. The bartender yells at him, "We don't serve shoestrings here! Now get out! I don't want to see you again!". The shoestring once again leaves.
The next day, the shoestring stands outside of the bar, and ties itself up. It removes its cap and ruffles up its head a bit. He then walks into the bar.
"Hey! Aren't you that shoestring? Didn't I tell you to leave?!"
The shoestring replies, "No. I'm a frayed knot."
*rimshot*
The next day, the shoestring walks into the bar. The bartender yells at him, "We don't serve shoestrings here! Now get out! I don't want to see you again!". The shoestring once again leaves.
The next day, the shoestring stands outside of the bar, and ties itself up. It removes its cap and ruffles up its head a bit. He then walks into the bar.
"Hey! Aren't you that shoestring? Didn't I tell you to leave?!"
The shoestring replies, "No. I'm a frayed knot."
*rimshot*
StrikerObi
Member
What did the priest say to the rabbi.
I don't know, I was too busy staring at Error Macro's avatar.
I don't know, I was too busy staring at Error Macro's avatar.
andthebeatgoeson
Junior Member
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Go fuck yourselves!
Who's there?
Go fuck yourselves!
Dagless M.D.
Member
skinnyrattler said:
Best joke yet
Mike Works
Member
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
Christopher Walken.
andthebeatgoeson
Junior Member
nice...
The was a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy and an american indian on a cliff.
The indian walks up to the cliff and says, 'This is for my people' and jumps off the cliff.
The mexican sees what the indian did and walks up to the cliff and says, 'This is for my people' and jumps off the cliff.
The black guy sees what the indian and the mexican did and says, 'This is for my people'....and pushes the white guy off the cliff.
The was a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy and an american indian on a cliff.
The indian walks up to the cliff and says, 'This is for my people' and jumps off the cliff.
The mexican sees what the indian did and walks up to the cliff and says, 'This is for my people' and jumps off the cliff.
The black guy sees what the indian and the mexican did and says, 'This is for my people'....and pushes the white guy off the cliff.
Mike Works
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also "Which actor does Christophe Reeves hate the most"yoshifumi said:
It's just that versatile
A guy walks into a bar and there's a man in the corner with a Donkey.
The man in the corner tells the guy he'll give him $100 if he makes the Donkey laugh.
Guy walks over to the donkey and whispers in his ear. Seconds later the Donkeys just busting up laughing. man pays up and guy leaves.
Few days later guy walks into the bar and sees the same man sitting on the corner with the donkey. This time the guy tells him he'll give him $1,000 if he can make the Donkey cry. Guy takes the donkey in the back and comes back a few minutes later. Donkey is just gushing with tears. Can't stop bawling.
Man in the corner says okay I'll give you your money but I have to ask...How'd you do it?
Guy says, well first I told him how big my dick was...then I showed him.
The man in the corner tells the guy he'll give him $100 if he makes the Donkey laugh.
Guy walks over to the donkey and whispers in his ear. Seconds later the Donkeys just busting up laughing. man pays up and guy leaves.
Few days later guy walks into the bar and sees the same man sitting on the corner with the donkey. This time the guy tells him he'll give him $1,000 if he can make the Donkey cry. Guy takes the donkey in the back and comes back a few minutes later. Donkey is just gushing with tears. Can't stop bawling.
Man in the corner says okay I'll give you your money but I have to ask...How'd you do it?
Guy says, well first I told him how big my dick was...then I showed him.
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David beckham has been given the job of the new announcer for all english soccer matches.
A spokesman was heard to say "Apparently he comes over the PA really well"
A spokesman was heard to say "Apparently he comes over the PA really well"
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