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In theaters July.

 

[Evolved1]

hollywood please go away

 

[Kacho]

I look forward to RLM reviewing this

 

[Hookshot]

Why even attempt to have plots when all you care about is filming scenes where everything has gone wrong.?

 

[SJRB]

Scarlett


Man that was dreadful.

Anyway, here's your xenomorph T-Rex hybrid slop:

Steven Spielberg is rolling in his grave

 

[ResilientBanana]

My daughter will dig this. I think that's who it's for.

 

[jshackles]

Steven Spielberg is rolling in his grave

Michael Crichton's remains are literally spinning as we speak

 

[Soapbox Killer]

I'm fully in.


This is going to be the greatest July in the history of the of the movies. Or the worst but either way, I'll be there no matter what.

 

[Dragon_Rocks]

SJ is a beautiful woman but horrible actress.

 

[Reaseru]

Huge Jurassic franchise fan here, but sincerely, this trailer...meh. I will watch it though, hoping for the better.

 

[TrebleShot]

Ill watch the movie, but I thought the idea was to go back to the look and feel of the originals.

Looks like an even more commercial and action version of Dominion which is one of the worst movies ever made.

 

[HRK69]

And of course there's some stupid fucking kid on that island that shouldn't be there

How original

 

[WoodyStare]

Yawn

 

[Reaseru]

And of course there's some stupid fucking kid on that island that shouldn't be there

How original

Yeah, that trope that is annoying me in this franchise for a while...Lex, Tim, Kelly, Eric, the two brothers and finally Maisie.

And somehow every kid survives while trained soldiers die left and right in the movies.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Quips
Nostalgia references
Genetic abomination/hybrid

WELCOME BACK JURASSIC WORLD

 

[pel1300]

Terrible CGI. Godzilla X Kong New Empire and now this...wtf is with the CGI getting worse than before?

 

[Trogdor1123]

Doesn’t really seem like Jurassic park to me. It also doesn’t make much sense. They left the worse there, but were literal genetically engineering worse ones on the next island? How does that make sense? Also they would have been on the second island where all the testing occurred, wouldn’t they?

 

[Trunx81]

Good to see Black Widow climbing out of the pit (if you watch the trailer backwards).

Looks better than the last one, though. Reminds me of part 3. Just need a Raptor say “Alan”

 

[j0hnnix]

I'm in for the dumb fun.. and SJ.. how does she age so well.

 

[Nankatsu]

You gotta love how the macho and tough role is now inverted and played by a female character.

At least is Scarlet. I'll allow it.

 

[jufonuk]

Where Chris Pratt ?
Where mr Goldblum?

Is this a reboot or continuation surely by now with every park or world going to shit they must want to shut it down ?

 

[Hookshot]

Where Chris Pratt ?

Probably not there, you'd assume "rebirth" meant a new start but it looked the same as all the others.

 

[Shadowplay1979]

Nothing after the first movie is cannon, these are all just fantasy books based on timmys experience in jp1, no one believed him but he built a novel series of terrible action adventure books about it.

Thats what ill believe forever because everything except the first movie blow goat yarbles.

 

[ResilientBanana]

Jurassic Park would make for a good horror movie.

 

[SmokedMeat]

Sad to see Jurassic Park turned into a stupid action movie.
The plot is bad, and nothing about that trailer looked good.

 

[willothedog]

No Turok, no watch.

 

[Nankatsu]

Where Chris Pratt ?
Where mr Goldblum?

Is this a reboot or continuation surely by now with every park or world going to shit they must want to shut it down ?

Pratt is now Scarlet.

 

[Vyse]

Michael Crichton's remains are literally spinning as we speak

Newman just threw up in his mouth.

 

[Smiggs]

I'm gonna wait to watch this with my daughter when I get home from work. I'm always up for more dinos wreaking havoc!

 

[Jinxed]

Steven Spielberg is rolling in his grave

I thought he was dead for a second and missed it

 

[Trilobit]

You gotta love how the macho and tough role is now inverted and played by a female character.

At least is Scarlet. I'll allow it.

It can be good if done right:

 

[Pagusas]

Somehow they turned Scarlett Johansson into a terrible actress with that script.

 

[XXL]

I look forward to RLM reviewing this

 

[Ristifer]

Please stop.

 

[Dacvak]

No Turok, no watch.

See, now THAT would be worth watching! They should go fully stupid and have multi-dimensional time travel where Turok has to show up and hunt all the dinosaurs down to save Chris Pratt so he can keep making Mario movies.

 

[IDKFA]

Doesn’t really seem like Jurassic park to me. It also doesn’t make much sense. They left the worse there, but were literal genetically engineering worse ones on the next island? How does that make sense? Also they would have been on the second island where all the testing occurred, wouldn’t they?

Agreed.

Originally it was just Isla Nublar in Jurassic Park

Then in The Lost World we had site B, Isla Sorna

Now we're introduced to a third island where they unleashed all the Dinos that were too dangerous for the parks. But why keep them? Did they ship them to this island because.......?? If they were too dangerous why not kill them?

Also, has this mystery third Island been brought up before?

 

[Ristifer]

I shouldn't even bother, but these movies are just pissing me off at this point. I get that they print money, but make a fucking compelling movie. Unlimited resources to make one... and this is what they come up with? Again? The same schlock humour, the same stupid reasons for seeing dinosaurs that are, somehow, more dangerous now... blah blah blah. How many fucking islands are there now? Is there going to be a mysterious fourth and fifth island in the next movie, where all the dinosaurs are swimming across to fuck each other in the ass? Now, that's danger. Jurassic Fuck.

How many fucking bonehead scenes do we have to get where a group is surrounded by a group of dinosaurs that are horrendously CGI'd up your ass? Here, we have the boat scene! Here's an idea: less is more. A scene like that isn't scary. It's not even fun for action. It's just a bunch of shitty looking water fucks swimming around and making noise. Wow. I wonder what Vin Diesel shit they're going to come up with to have them get out of that situation alive. Do they blast the boat in the air and the boat lands on the island perfectly intact? Jesus. Who the fuck cares?

I'm tired.

 

[Trogdor1123]

Agreed.

Originally it was just Isla Nublar in Jurassic Park

Then in The Lost World we had site B, Isla Sorna

Now we're introduced to a third island where they unleashed all the Dinos that were too dangerous for the parks. But why keep them? Did they ship them to this island because.......?? If they were too dangerous why not kill them?

Also, has this mystery third Island been brought up before?

Totally agree. It also seems to imply that ingen was way ahead in the past where they are/were in the last movies which doesn’t make sense as the same doctor was involved…

It could very well end up like super fun movie that is really enjoyable, in fact it looks exactly like that, but I don’t really see it as being a Jurassic Park movie.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Rather have an ass pull island than dinosaurs roaming the planet.

 

[Urban]

Wow that looked very bad

 

[Fbh]

Whenever I watch one of these I'm left thinking "well, at least the next one can't be worse"...and somehow they keep surprisingme.

Terrible CGI. Godzilla X Kong New Empire and now this...wtf is with the CGI getting worse than before?

From my understanding it's mostly CGI studios not being given enough time (due to various reasons like budget, poor planning, last minutes changes, etc).
Fast, good, affordable: With CGI you can only choose 2.

 

[mitch1971]

Dinosnores.

 

[Brigandier]

SJ is a beautiful woman but horrible actress.

I would lick her bumhole.

 

[IDKFA]

Totally agree. It also seems to imply that ingen was way ahead in the past where they are/were in the last movies which doesn’t make sense as the same doctor was involved…

It could very well end up like super fun movie that is really enjoyable, in fact it looks exactly like that, but I don’t really see it as being a Jurassic Park movie.

I looks better than the last one. They have the original JP writer and Gareth Edwards isn't a bad director. Saying that, I do think they're running out of ideas. The hybrid trope is getting really boring now.

Also, in the trailer was that ancient ruins built into a cliff? Why?

Anyway, what I want to see is a true adaption of the novels. Give me a reboot, but make it as close to the novels as possible. It would be too graphic for kids, but I think it would work and what this franchise needs.

 

[BlackTron]

Anyway, what I want to see is a true adaption of the novels. Give me a reboot, but make it as close to the novels as possible. It would be too graphic for kids, but I think it would work and what this franchise needs.

What's JP without toy sales?

 

[IDKFA]

What's JP without toy sales?

They can keep making animated series on Netflix and sell toys based on that.

 

[Drake]

Is that a mutant Dinosaur with no eyes? It kind of looks like a hell knight from Doom 2016.

 

[AJUMP23]

How do kids keep ending up on super dangerous missions.


I will watch it. Look at that tough woman.

 

[xrnzaaas]

So it's like Kong Skull Island, but with dinosaurs?

I won't even bother, I barely made it to the end of the second JW flick.

 

[GateofD]

why is a kid there?
i give the characters the benefit of the doubt that they didn't bring the kid on purpose, but the dumb kid just stowaway with them, but still dumb.