Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Can't fight monsters if you're having sex
have you tried
Can't fight monsters if you're having sex
Slow week huh
Magic: the Gathering |OT13| Rivals of Ixalan - These Cards Fuck
*rimshot*On another forum I posted a joke question saying I needed suggestions for a EDH deck themed around characters that have fucked. I got a lot of responses and that made me sad because I dont want anyone to think I would actually play EDH.
have you tried
Jace clones can put in a lot of work.
Random dumb deck idea: Jace + Anointed Procession.
Double the bears and double the Jaces.
you can go infinite with 2 oath of gideon already
you can go infinite with 2 oath of gideon already
Aren't those legendary?
a mirror's gallery may or may not be required.Aren't those legendary?
It's still weird hearing them talk about how it's so hard to make red mythic rares, and not realize how lame Rowdy Crew is.
Cards like Pithing Needle and Meddling Mage are daunting for newer players, especially if they don't know card names or the format well (not everyone knows you're allowed to call a judge to help you choose the correct card name),
It's funny how they call out both of the big concerns people brought up immediately with Sorcerous Spyglass ("some players will think you have to name a card in their hand" and "people will think it's a triggered ability when it isn't") then just kind of went with it.
A number of non-foil, double-sided Ixalan cards in English, Portuguese, Spanish, Chinese (Traditional), Chinese (Simplified), and Korean were mistakenly printed on the incorrect card stock. Although not printed on typical Magic card stock, these cards contain the unique holofoil stamp applied to all rares and mythic rares that guarantees authenticity. They are real Magic cards made by Wizards of the Coast and are tournament legal.
A number of non-foil, double-sided Ixalan cards in English, Portuguese, Spanish, Chinese (Traditional), Chinese (Simplified), and Korean were mistakenly printed on the incorrect card stock. Although not printed on typical Magic card stock, these cards contain the unique holofoil stamp applied to all rares and mythic rares that guarantees authenticity. They are real Magic cards made by Wizards of the Coast and are tournament legal.
Is the difference in card stocks obvious?
Is the difference in card stocks obvious?
They are currently streaming last years event. The 2017 one starts tomorrow morning.
No, this is live.
No, this is live.
Do they allow proxies in these tournaments or do they make people play with their $5000 lotuses?
Do they allow proxies in these tournaments or do they make people play with their $5000 lotuses?
No proxies, no. This is one of the only chances most of the Vintage players get to actually play those Lotuses so I'm sure most are happy to do so.
Cool. I thought maybe they could show the actual cards at deck check in and then get like a stamped proxy.
Back in the era where they didn't allow sleaves for matches they were filming for ESPN or Home video, they would issue proxys to players if cards were too beat up. you can see some of that in this video of matches from Regionals 98 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8bl8eIlB24&t=6s
4x Hapatra, Vizier of Poison
4x Channeler Initiate
2x Exemplar of Strength
4x Obelisk Spider
4x Ammit Eternal
1x Baleful Ammit
1x Banewhip Punisher
2x Defiant Greatmaw
3x Crocodile of the Crossing
2x Supernatural Stamina
1x Arguel's Blood Fast
1x Destined//Lead
1x Driven//Despair
4x Nest of Scarabs
2x Cartouche of Ambition
2x Hour of Glory
22x Land
I just had a silly thought. Has anybody graded their entire deck just so they can play some crazy expensive graded card in a deck?
What do you mean? Like, playing them in these plastic things?:
Yeah, lol.
Is there a way to make that tournament legal?
Every time someone mentions Finkel I cringe remembering that asshole who wrote an entire article about how she refused to date him because he played Magic (even though he has a day job as a goddamn hedge fund manager).