Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
No please continue on like you enjoy hearing about someone fucking your dead mother.That was my final shit post of the year. I'm going to revert back to the old boring me for the rest of 2020
No please continue on like you enjoy hearing about someone fucking your dead mother.That was my final shit post of the year. I'm going to revert back to the old boring me for the rest of 2020
Better.That was my final shit post of the year. I'm going to revert back to the old boring me for the rest of 2020
That was my final shit post of the year. I'm going to revert back to the old boring me for the rest of 2020
dontbelievehislies.gifThat was my final shit post of the year. I'm going to revert back to the old boring me for the rest of 2020
Am I the only one who hates seeing posts with pictures or gifs with "Abandon Thread" or similar? If I am, I'll just take it and say nothing more on the subject.
Yeah those lame Reddit-tier posts suck ass
I have like 11 jars of lube that are just sitting in my cuboard, waiting to be used.PM me if you live in CA. I would like to meet you and see you in person if we are able. Nobody has to be alone.
I have like 11 jars of lube that are just sitting in my cuboard, waiting to be used.
To the enlightened mind, a jar of Astroglide is a jar of happiness, made manifest through a colloidal suspension.I know sincerity and earnestness are quaint nowadays, but I still believe in them.
Sometimes our tongues are so firmly implanted in our cheeks that a little kindness is what’s called for.
When I receive a like from another user for one of my posts
We need a dedicated confessions thread, stat.
We need a dedicated confessions thread, stat.
Too late. It was late. I was feeling confessional. The time has passed. Time to be stoic again.What you done now Scopey?
One second you're having fun and the next you wake up with a carrot stickin out of your assApologies. Sometimes fun gets a little out of hand, and you forget where you are.
Too late. It was late. I was feeling confessional. The time has passed. Time to be stoic again.
I can’t believe we got kicked out of the Ban Review thread for derailing it with Nazis, anime, multiple N-words, console wars, and Fujoshi fan-fic.
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No can do. I’m sober now.Just say it. I want to start the conversation again, lol. Do two truths and a lie if you have to.
I do like it neat, but it’s morning here. I don’t break my midday rule for anybody.![]()
Let’s do this.
I do like it neat, but it’s morning here. I don’t break my midday rule for anybody.
Except the old guy that visits me on Sunday mornings. Scotch for breakfast. Bless him.
He’s a family friend. I’ve known him since I can remember.That’s awesome, lol. I don’t generally make friends too far out of my age range, so that kind of stands out to me. If you don’t mind me asking, how did that come about?
Ok which one of you guys is this?
Is that supposed to be a clip? I just see a still and clicking through to imgur gives me a blank page.
Let’s be fair, he was probably picking something up. The video cuts off conveniently. Even...Today I learned that sometimes the universe breaks things for a reason.
You can store that one in your wank bank.also that's a cracking confession: scopes has an 80 year old fuckbuddy
Let’s be fair, he was probably picking something up. The video cuts off conveniently.
That was the most awkward "I'll pick this shit up" I have ever seen. He totally sniffed it after she BRAAAAAAAAP'd on her chair. Speedrunning custom really.Yeah, exactly. He was picking something up.
Or that was the most subtle stealth, ninja sniffing I’ve ever seen. Must be a pro.
He picks up what looks like his phone from under the chair with his left hand. So either he was using that as cover to have the briefest of sniffs or he was genuinely just picking something upThat was the most awkward "I'll pick this shit up" I have ever seen. He totally sniffed it after she BRAAAAAAAAP'd on her chair. Speedrunning custom really.
You need to watch more speedrunning attendees to know how they think man. We could fill an entire cringe thread with their oddness alone.He picks up what looks like his phone from under the chair with his left hand. So either he was using that as cover to have the briefest of sniffs or he was genuinely just picking something up
I’m loathe to throw water on the fire of a good laugh, but fair is fair.
Also, I can’t believe I’m having this conversation, lol. But, I need a good laugh.
I miss out on all of this fun because I refuse to watch other people play video games.You need to watch more speedrunning attendees to know how they think man. We could fill an entire cringe thread with their oddness alone.
They play videogames?I miss out on all of this fun because I refuse to watch other people play video games.
They play videogames?
If it helps, Arcadia is the sappiest sap that ever sapped. Also I’m pretty sure she’s a girl that used to be a boy. It’s the only way I can explainbrap ‘s obsession.
We need a dedicated confessions thread, stat.
Nah, just entertained while I take my morning shit.
We need a dedicated confessions thread, stat.