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[Mr. Enigma]

seems like BJ is getting benched. Schafer starting for the 2nd straight game.

Good. Schafer's playing like somebody who should be in there everyday.

 

[Link]

Wtf, Toronto?

 

[suEcide]

Morrow's going to be throwing fat meatballs until he's pulled in the 4th inning. Jays are going to need massive bats to stand a chance today. And Esmil Rogers starting tomorrow? Going to need at least 16 runs on that game. Johnson can't come back soon enough.

 

[turnbuckle]

I cannot fucking believe the Tigers gave Brandon Inge an AL Championship ring yesterday. The bum played nine games with the organization and batted .100 with one HR and two RBIs.

Well deserved. Him being so awful is the reason why we got Fielder in the first place. Like usual, he sacrificed himself for the team.

 

[Talon]

Dan Uggla is worst baseball person.

 

[Windu]

great defense in this game so far...

 

[MiKeD]

Error galore.

 

[The Elite]

Stuck at work and can't watch the game.

 

[Kave_Man]

Dat offense.

 

[suEcide]

Morrow's going to be throwing fat meatballs until he's pulled in the 4th inning. Jays are going to need massive bats to stand a chance today. And Esmil Rogers starting tomorrow? Going to need at least 16 runs on that game. Johnson can't come back soon enough.

Let me eat my words right now after 10 minutes. I'm not an analyst for a reason.

 

[Windu]

Pitching just as bad as the defense.

 

[Brinbe]

Wow, nice comeback inning
If the D wakes up, we're in good shape. Morrow is on so far.

 

[Brinbe]

Oh yeah, my view from behind home. Not bad for $15.

 

[Link]

This game is embarrassing for both sides.

 

[Kave_Man]

Welp gonna be a 12-10 final.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Schafer for everyday CF pls

 

[MiKeD]

Welp gonna be a 12-10 final.

I'd love that.

 

[Windu]

lots of runs in this game.

 

[suEcide]

lots of runs in this game.

Over/under on 25 runs scored.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Cristhian Martinez really needs to get his damn shoulder fixed. He would be needed badly today. Maholm ain't got shit today.

 

[Kave_Man]

Damn Gose is quick.

 

[Doogdogg]

Oh yeah, my view from behind home. Not bad for $15.

your photo isn't big enough.

 

[Brinbe]

What happened to morrow?

 

[Brinbe]

your photo isn't big enough.

Sorry, breh on my phone or I would quote to shrink.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

You know it's a cursed day when even Simmons is making errors.

 

[Lambtron]

Boy, baseball sure is fun this season.

In fact, the Twins starters’ inability to miss bats isn’t just bad by 2013 standards — it’s spectacularly, historically awful. The last teams’ starters to strike out hitters at such an infrequent rate were the K-deficient Royals and Angels staffs of the early ’80s. But league-average strikeout rates were much lower 30 years ago than they are this season, when they’ve reached an all-time high. According to FanGraphs, if you line up the Twins starters’ strikeout rate against league average this year, then compare that number to other rotations in previous seasons, you get … the worst strikeout rate by a starting staff in the history of baseball.

Free Kyle Gibson. Free Alex Meyer. Free Trevor May. Fuck it, call up DJ Baxendale and JO Berrios too. They can't possibly be worse than the shit they're trotting out there.

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

For $15 dollars thats a hell of a seat. How many people are at the stadium? 50?

 

[The Elite]

Brandon Morrow pulled?

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Brandon Morrow pulled?

Yes. His fastball was only hitting 91.

 

[BigJonsson]

For $15 dollars thats a hell of a seat. How many people are at the stadium? 50?

Upper deck has a great view but you are pretty far away

 

[BigJonsson]

Bautista!

 

[Kave_Man]

Bombtista.

 

[Brinbe]

BOMBEASTA

 

[suEcide]

BOMBEASTA

Don't knock him on his ass and expect no revenge.

 

[Link]

This game is going to fill out the Not Top 10 all by itself.

 

[Brinbe]

For $15 dollars thats a hell of a seat. How many people are at the stadium? 50?

It's one of those school days, hence the 12:37 start, so it's actually completely packed.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Yes, pitchers, keep pitching inside fastball to Gattis.

 

[Windu]

holy shit gattis

 

[suEcide]

Alright Ortiz. You gave us 3 miracle innings. Now kindly fuck off.

 

[Kave_Man]

What the?

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Yes, yes, yes. MAHOLM NOW IN LINE FOR A MUCH-DESERVED WIN.

 

[Windu]

Anything you can do i can do better.

McCAnimal!

 

[Brinbe]

Fuck off, Ortiz

 

[3N16MA]

Keep the Jays in the basement.

 

[Square Triangle]

Well deserved. Him being so awful is the reason why we got Fielder in the first place. Like usual, he sacrificed himself for the team.

Are you sure it wasn't because Vmart got hurt?

 

[Dominican Power]

Do The Braves play The Yankees this year?

 

[Windu]

Do The Braves play The Yankees this year?

Nope.

AL Central and the blue jays.

 

[turnbuckle]

Are you sure it wasn't because Vmart got hurt?

And who do you think was Martinez's workout partner? Brandon Ingetangibles.

 

[Talon]

Do The Braves play The Yankees this year?

Must be the first year in the last six at least that we haven't played both the Yanks and Sox.

 

[Square Triangle]

And who do you think was Martinez's workout partner? Brandon Ingetangibles.

Lol.