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New Movie Trailers (Not big enough for their own thread)

jason10mm

Gold Member
Look at how ridiculous this looks.


Just think about how AMAZING it would be if the netflix bot could detect whether you had ever watched JACK FROST
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and then swap out the third act to make Lacy Chamberts character a sister of Shannon Elizabeths character from JF

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and now she has a mortal fear of snowmen and goes into a vengeful rage to kill this romantic snowman guy and then puts the scarf on lots of other snowmen just to being them to life and kill them as well.

Yeah netflix, give me a holla, got lots of ideas :p
 
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jason10mm

Gold Member


what's with modern Hollywood and Dog aliens with tentacles and spikes...

Man, that looks generic as all get out. Buuuut, its got Morena and I like her. Mackie in these roles is usually a disappointment but we'll see.

But I can go HOGWILD over the premise and how flawed it is. I felt like these writers watched Tremors once, as a kid, and took all the wrong lessons about what makes that formula work and then feel like they need a cool "concept" as a hook. But really, its LAUGHABLE that the writers think everyone is gonna be running around with those wimpy ass 5.56 M-16s when the baddies are big animals BEGGING to catch a 7mm round from 500 yards. Hunters ACROSS THE US would be bagging and tagging these things, hell, you could just zap them with arrows! The #1 sport would be sitting in hides at 8001' and baiting these things into a kill box.
 

jason10mm

Gold Member


Can I get an Overture about this guy.

Wow, who funded that? Looked pretty good till 1:39 when a woman in a dress slashes a man-at-arms across his MAIL CLAD BELLY as if that's gonna hurt? Possibly it's Tell in drag as part of a rescue attempt of his 'Maid Marion' but still, for allllllll the effort they put into this film, the choreographers are STILL doing that "slash with a sword and the bad guy doubles over" move.

Casting looks good, though I'm disappointed no one is sipping hot chocolate, saying "yodulayhehooo", or doing any skiing :p I feel like 'historical epics' such as this need a bit of ham and cheese, like the Costner Robin Hood or Braveheart, to bridge the gap from "yeah, I've watched it once" to "it's fun and I want to see it again". There are lots of these types of films, like Ironclad or The King, that are just soooo serious that they just aren't FUN to watch, regardless of any technical excellence or good acting.
 

AJUMP23

Parody of actual AJUMP23
Wow, who funded that? Looked pretty good till 1:39 when a woman in a dress slashes a man-at-arms across his MAIL CLAD BELLY as if that's gonna hurt? Possibly it's Tell in drag as part of a rescue attempt of his 'Maid Marion' but still, for allllllll the effort they put into this film, the choreographers are STILL doing that "slash with a sword and the bad guy doubles over" move.

Casting looks good, though I'm disappointed no one is sipping hot chocolate, saying "yodulayhehooo", or doing any skiing :p I feel like 'historical epics' such as this need a bit of ham and cheese, like the Costner Robin Hood or Braveheart, to bridge the gap from "yeah, I've watched it once" to "it's fun and I want to see it again". There are lots of these types of films, like Ironclad or The King, that are just soooo serious that they just aren't FUN to watch, regardless of any technical excellence or good acting.

They are all speaking English too. What swiss stereotypes are they missing. Chocolate, Hidden Banks, Suppressed Nazism, and mountains.
 

EviLore

Expansive Ellipses
Staff Member
Wow, who funded that? Looked pretty good till 1:39 when a woman in a dress slashes a man-at-arms across his MAIL CLAD BELLY as if that's gonna hurt? Possibly it's Tell in drag as part of a rescue attempt of his 'Maid Marion' but still, for allllllll the effort they put into this film, the choreographers are STILL doing that "slash with a sword and the bad guy doubles over" move.
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Holding hands gives you a +5 attack proficiency against armored soldiers
 

DKehoe

Member
A must see.


Lol, I’ve been watching American Sports Story recently and the guy in that trailer also plays Rob Gronkowski in that. Apparently he’s also Gronkowski’s stunt double whenever he needs one while filming an advert. I guess he’s got the NFL player role niche sewn up.
 
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