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[SousedLouse]

how come everyone is able to lift the steel steps so easily but Cena sells it like its a ton?

Well lemme tell you something about that hapless little

i didnt say lets bash Cena for the rest of the page.

Dagnabbit!

Well, Cena just puts everything he's got into everything he does. Every single thing he does takes tons of effort on his part - everything except undercutting others, that's effortless for him.

Speaking of Attitude Era:

What is your favorite WWE segment from the Attitude Era, and why did you like it so much?

I haven't watched much of the Attitude Era, so forgive me if my pick took place after it. But my favorite bit was the segment where Austin tracks Booker T into a supermarket and just trashes the place. I'd count the parts before that too, since they lead into the supermarket stuff and they're funny too; Vince tries to downplay a fire as just a little accident, and then, "rattlesnake alert, rattlesnake alert!" Classic stuff.

I also thought that Goldust and Booker T's team-up was brilliant. I guffawed at some of the skits. GUFFAWED. I rarely laugh in such a manner.

The only thing Kurt Angle did in WWE that made me shake my head was when they had him feuding with Booker T because he wanted to have "crazy, jungle sex" with Sharmell. Wasn't his fault however.

Yeah, that was painful to watch. Again, not his fault. Angle was stellar when he worked for the WWE; he was so hate-able, and he made every match he was in worth watching.

 

[Mr. Sam]

It's got a certain budget charm.

 

[Kaladin]

It's got a certain budget charm.

I never promised WWE production values here. I'll leave that to the NFL thread.

 

[Nocturnowl]

I never promised WWE production values here. I'll leave that to the NFL thread.

We all know you're going for that Indy style.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I never promised WWE production values here. I'll leave that to the NFL thread.

That is why I'm going to the Wrassle Ka Gaf thread. I gots to have those production values! I gots to!

 

[Cagey]

Favorite Attitude Era segment?

Picking a promo and not a match... I probably laughed the hardest at DX impersonating and mocking the Nation of Domination.

Hey Mizark Henry, how you get yo pecs to all the way round yo back like dat?

 

[A Pretty Panda]

BOBBY LASHLEY I'LL BE A SON OF A BITCH

 

[Aiii]

BOBBY LASHLEY I'LL BE A SON OF A BITCH

GOOOLLLDBEEEEEERG GOOOLLLDBEEEEEERG GOOOLLLDBEEEEEERG!

 

[Kaladin]

Hmmmm. I will at least do pages 2 & 3 again so that the width matches with page 1.

 

[Aiii]

So, WrassleGAF, with all that happened with this Lawler business, do we think Cole can ever be a Heel again?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Found WCCW International Star Wars on 6/17/83 - when looking for...something else.

Whole thing. Amazing crowd, amazing heat, if you have an hour and a half and want to watch a real golden age with WCCW I highly recommend watching this. Amazing stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX3gGJXv5A8

Honestly I don't expect anyone to watch it, but if you do, it's worth it.

Bill Irwin, Fishman, & Mongol vs Chavo Guerrero, Chris Adams, & Jose Lothario
David Von Erich vs Jimmy Garvin
Iceman King Parsons vs Buddy Roberts
Kamala vs Armand Hussein, Tola Yatsu, & Mike Bond
Harley Race vs Kevin Von Erich
Michael Hayes & Terry Gordy vs Kerry Von Erich & Bruiser Brody

This is when Kamala was TERRIFYING. Harley Race was crushin' and Bruiser Brody was amazing. So much good.

 

[Kaladin]

Ok, I did the first few pages again.....

That definitely looks better.

 

[Professor Beef]

So, WrassleGAF, with all that happened with this Lawler business, do we think Cole can ever be a Heel again?

Of course he can. Lawler didn't stop being a heel after Owen died.

 

[Enfinit]

KELLY KELLY WHY

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[spindashing]

Yeah, just give them a while to get this whole "Jerry Lawler survived a heart attack" stuff out of the air and Cole will end up switching to a Heel again.

 

[Kaladin]

The October Wrasslin thread will go live Sunday at high noon Eastern Standard Time.....if I'm not hung over from the night before that is.

Since we're nowhere near 20k this month, feel free to post in this thread till Monday or use the new one when it goes up.

I have a topic in mind, but I am open to suggestions.....

 

[Barrage]

One of the most underrated things of the entire Attitude Era was just how insane everything involving Val Venis was.

Almost immediately, he was involved in an angle with the Kaientai stable, involving him having an affair with Yamaguchi-San's kayfabe wife, Shian-Li Tsang. As a result, the members of Kaientai had a series of unsuccessful matches against him.

n the August 3 edition of Raw is War, his tag team partner Taka Michinoku would eventually betray him, which led to him and Kaientai tying Venis up backstage where Yamaguchi-San attempted to castrate him with a sword. The next week, however, he reported that he was saved by "a little shrinkage" and help from his friend, John Wayne Bobbitt.

Venis got involved in a storyline where he slept with other people's wives. He started a feud with Dustin Runnels, on the September 14 edition of Raw is War when Venis showed Runnels his new porn movie, featuring Venis in bed with Dustin's wife, Terri Runnels. She then became his on-screen girlfriend. This culminated in a match at Breakdown: In Your House, which Venis won.The two faced each other again at Capital Carnage, and Val went on to win the match, to end the feud.When Terri said she was pregnant, Val dumped her.

On the February 1, 1999 edition of Raw is War, he started a feud with Intercontinental Champion Ken Shamrock after Venis made a film starring him and Shamrock's kayfabe sister Ryan called Shaving Ryan's Privates.

 

[Perspicacity]

Why did he start calling himself "The Big Valblowski", without changing a single thing about his character or acting in any way like The Dude?

 

[Keyser Soze]

Won't miss Kelly² and her seemingly non-responsive face. At least it opens up a spot for Paige or Audrey (...or anyone witht a bit more talent really).

 

[Plywood]

Oh man Kelly Kelly released getting closer to that porn career

http://www.wwe.com/inside/kelly-kelly-released-26055812

She's not doing porn bro.

Give up the dream.

Not unless she really, really wants to.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

One of the most underrated things of the entire Attitude Era was just how insane everything involving Val Venis was.

He was in a lot of insane shit. Who'd have thought his gimmick would take him so far?

 

[FallingEdge]

Why did he start calling himself "The Big Valblowski", without changing a single thing about his character or acting in any way like The Dude?

It is sounded cool.

I was so oblivious to all the sexual references as well. No idea what a Money Shot was other than just the name of this finisher.

 

[Professor Beef]

Why did he start calling himself "The Big Valblowski", without changing a single thing about his character or acting in any way like The Dude?

Porn names don't have to make sense.

And I too was oblivious to the Money Shot until years later.

 

[Jitters]

Oh man Kelly Kelly released getting closer to that porn career

http://www.wwe.com/inside/kelly-kelly-released-26055812

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



And all of you people are happy. Disgusting.


She isn't going to be at Survivor Series.


Damn.

And I was just talking about how interesting her heel run would be.

 

[Perspicacity]

Porn names don't have to make sense.

And I too was oblivious to the Money Shot until years later.

Professor Beef would be a good porn name

 

[Nocturnowl]

Professor Beef would be a good porn name

Why you could go into business with him...

perspicacity
- keenness of mental perception and understanding; discernment; penetration.

AWWW SHUCKY DUCKY

 

[Plywood]

What if Cena goes into porn when he retires from E'?

 

[Jitters]

God, I'm so depressed. I miss her so much.

 

[Liquidsnake]

If I am reading things on the net correctly, maybe even Vince sees the end of the John Cena reign of terror soon.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

What if Cena goes into porn when he retires from E'?

 

[Nocturnowl]

What if Cena goes into porn when he retires from E'?

Banging those Hoeskis?

 

[Kaladin]

What if Cena goes into porn when he retires from E'?

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooohn Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnaaaaaaaaaah

 

[Nocturnowl]

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooohn Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnaaaaaaaaaah

He can still use "you can't see me" as his catchphrase, it's a perfect fit.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

5 Knuckle Shuffle

 

[Data West]

What if Cena goes into porn when he retires from E'?

I doubt Cena is big enough for porn. He definitely strikes me as an overcompensating type.

Also, I was thinking about changing my avatar to Eve but then non wrassle gaf will pm me with questions, and that's weird.

 

[Mr. Sam]

I recall John Cena as being able to handsomely fill out a bananahammock.

There's a sentence I'd hoped to never have to say again.

 

[Buckethead]

Kelly Kelly is exactly like my friend Whitney.

Except Whitney eats and drinks her feelings and put on a good 35 after sophomore year.

So tragic.

 

[Perspicacity]

Whitney can't run the ropes either?

 

[Kyoufu]

So, WrassleGAF, with all that happened with this Lawler business, do we think Cole can ever be a Heel again?

Don't think we'll ever see Cole go full on heel like he did when he was pro Miz.

 

[Keyser Soze]

 

[The Frankman]

So I was thinking about how some wrestlers' gimmicks can be redone to make them more-

*reads page*

 

[strobogo]

5 Knuckle Shuffle

This killed me, disgusted me, and aroused me.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

This page is clearly G-Fex's fault. Maybe even a dash of Soul's.

 

[NawidA]

So Raquel Diaz left huh? How long until Dean and KO do?

 

[Kaladin]

The 9/27 edition of Impact did 1,265,000 viewers, which is down from last week's 1,340,000.

 

[Plywood]

So I was thinking about how some wrestlers' gimmicks can be redone to make them more-

Continue.

 

[Enfinit]

Macho Man, HHH, AND John Cena?

YOU GO GIRL.

 

[bean breath]

Continue.

Here you go.

So I was thinking about how some wrestlers' gimmicks can be redone to make them moé

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Continue.

Lol yeah right

 

[slightconfuse]

look who the newest NXT trainer is

http://www.tout.com/m/1o8rdv