Snow White 2025 Official Trailer | Gal Gadot & Rachel Zegler

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Madflavor

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Disney should have given the role of Snow White to Anya Taylor-Joy if they were really so desperate to score diversity points with their casting decisions. Her skin IS as white as snow and she IS a real Latina actress who didn't forget her (Argentinian) roots.



(She probably can't sing though, that's important too of course)


Oh shit I forgot she's Latina, and ATJ is like a Top 3 for me. Those martian eyes and swan neck got me crippled.

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That just blows up my take. Wish they hired her.
 
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My IMAX theater had maybe 20 people in it, and I didn't get the impression that they were enjoying it all that much.

I went into this with an open mind, but despite the fact that I genuinely like Rachel Zegler, and the fact that most of the singing was pretty great, this was a terrible, ugly, soulless movie. It's probably the worst live-action Disney remake so far.

They apparently spent 280 million dollars on this, and yet the entire film looks cheap, small, lifeless, and green-screeny. The whole thing feels like it was filmed on two or three small-scale sets, with just a handful of people, and then they filled up the screen with bloomy, blurry, awful looking CGI. And that's before the dwarves have even shown up, who look like absolute monstrosities.

Zegler tries her best, and is the only aspect of the film that even slighly works, but the writing is so bad that even she can't save it. Gal Gadot is probably even worse than you'd imagine, overacting in every scene with her usual accent, and the romance with the not-prince fell completely flat as well, as him and Zegler have 0 chemistry whatsoever. They meet for five minutes, and suddenly they're in love or whatever.

It's such a bizar choice to turn this into a broadway-style musical. All I could do the entire time was think about how amazing Wicked was and how this felt like a cheap, lifeless imitation. All of the charm, beauty, and atmosphere of the original is nowhere to be found here, and honestly, I wouldn't even bother streaming it.
 
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Madflavor

Member
My IMAX theater had maybe 20 people in it, and I didn't get the impression that they were enjoying it all that much.

I went into this with an open mind, but despite the fact that I genuinely like Rachel Zegler, and the fact that most of the singing was pretty great, this was a terrible, ugly, soulless movie. It's probably the worst live-action Disney remake so far.

They apparently spent 280 million dollars on this, and yet the entire film looks cheap, small, lifeless, and green-screeny. The whole thing feels like it was filmed on two or three small-scale sets, with just a handful of people, and then they filled up the screen with bloomy, blurry, awful looking CGI. And that's before the dwarves have even shown up, who look like absolute monstrosities.

Zegler tries her best, and is the only aspect of the film that even slighly works, but the writing is so bad that even she can't save it. Gal Gadot is probably even worse than you'd imagine, overacting in every scene with her usual accent, and the romance with the not-prince fell completely flat as well, as him and Zegler have 0 chemistry whatsoever. They meet for five minutes, and suddenly they're in love or whatever.

It's such a bizar choice to turn this into a musical. All I could do the entire time was think about how amazing Wicked was and how this felt like a cheap, lifeless imitation. All of the charm, beauty, and atmosphere of the original is nowhere to be found here, and honestly, I wouldn't even bother streaming it.

Didn’t Zegler and Gadot talk about how Snow White wouldn’t get saved by the Prince and that it’s about her becoming a leader instead of finding true love? Was all that bullshit?
 
Didn’t Zegler and Gadot talk about how Snow White wouldn’t get saved by the Prince and that it’s about her becoming a leader instead of finding true love? Was all that bullshit?
They got around it by having them meet beforehand, where they literally sing to each other to promise to wake the other with a kiss. A form of consent I guess. The leader bullshit was saved for the end of the film:

After she gets woken up by her "true love's kiss" (no glass coffin, by the way), she just sort of walks into the city on her own. As she walks in, people start humming/singing (this was very bizar, people in the audience started laughing once they started humming), and they all walk up to the castle, where Gadot awaits them.

Gadot gives another cringy monologue about how flowers are weak and diamonds are strong, and she then orders a guard to stab Snow White. Snow White starts mentioning their names and former professions (you have a wife, you were a farmer, etc), and that convinces all the guards to throw down their weapons. Yes, it's as eye rolling as it sounds.

Gadot grabs the knife and tries to stab Snow White, but one of the forest bandits/actors shoots the knife with a crossbow. Snow White orders her to leave, but instead, she runs to her magic mirror. The mirror tells her that her beauty is only on the outside, but Snow White has beauty coming from within.

Gadot gets angry and smashes the mirror, which causes her to turn into black ash, after which she is absorbed by the mirror. Snow White becomes queen, and everyone is happy.

Well, everyone except for the audience.

The end.
 

bitbydeath

Gold Member
They got around it by having them meet beforehand, where they literally sing to each other to promise to wake the other with a kiss. A form of consent I guess. The leader bullshit was saved for the end of the film:

After she gets woken up by her "true love's kiss" (no glass coffin, by the way), she just sort of walks into the city on her own. As she walks in, people start humming/singing (this was very bizar, people in the audience started laughing once they started humming), and they all walk up to the castle, where Gadot awaits them.

Gadot gives another cringy monologue about how flowers are weak and diamonds are strong, and she then orders a guard to stab Snow White. Snow White starts mentioning their names and former professions (you have a wife, you were a farmer, etc), and that convinces all the guards to throw down their weapons. Yes, it's as eye rolling as it sounds.

Gadot grabs the knife and tries to stab Snow White, but one of the forest bandits/actors shoots the knife with a crossbow. Snow White orders her to leave, but instead, she runs to her magic mirror. The mirror tells her that her beauty is only on the outside, but Snow White has beauty coming from within.

Gadot gets angry and smashes the mirror, which causes her to turn into black ash, after which she is absorbed by the mirror. Snow White becomes queen, and everyone is happy.

Well, everyone except for the audience.

The end.
Sometimes the bad guys do win!
 

Madflavor

Member
They got around it by having them meet beforehand, where they literally sing to each other to promise to wake the other with a kiss. A form of consent I guess. The leader bullshit was saved for the end of the film:

After she gets woken up by her "true love's kiss" (no glass coffin, by the way), she just sort of walks into the city on her own. As she walks in, people start humming/singing (this was very bizar, people in the audience started laughing once they started humming), and they all walk up to the castle, where Gadot awaits them.

Gadot gives another cringy monologue about how flowers are weak and diamonds are strong, and she then orders a guard to stab Snow White. Snow White starts mentioning their names and former professions (you have a wife, you were a farmer, etc), and that convinces all the guards to throw down their weapons. Yes, it's as eye rolling as it sounds.

Gadot grabs the knife and tries to stab Snow White, but one of the forest bandits/actors shoots the knife with a crossbow. Snow White orders her to leave, but instead, she runs to her magic mirror. The mirror tells her that her beauty is only on the outside, but Snow White has beauty coming from within.

Gadot gets angry and smashes the mirror, which causes her to turn into black ash, after which she is absorbed by the mirror. Snow White becomes queen, and everyone is happy.

Well, everyone except for the audience.

The end.

Ok how about this?

After Snow White does her speech about recognizing the peasants and all their professions. The Evil Queen says “100 gold pieces to whoever stabs this woman.” Half the peasants rush Snow White and shank her to death.

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Credits.
 

GateofD

Member
They got around it by having them meet beforehand, where they literally sing to each other to promise to wake the other with a kiss. A form of consent I guess. The leader bullshit was saved for the end of the film:

After she gets woken up by her "true love's kiss" (no glass coffin, by the way), she just sort of walks into the city on her own. As she walks in, people start humming/singing (this was very bizar, people in the audience started laughing once they started humming), and they all walk up to the castle, where Gadot awaits them.

Gadot gives another cringy monologue about how flowers are weak and diamonds are strong, and she then orders a guard to stab Snow White. Snow White starts mentioning their names and former professions (you have a wife, you were a farmer, etc), and that convinces all the guards to throw down their weapons. Yes, it's as eye rolling as it sounds.

Gadot grabs the knife and tries to stab Snow White, but one of the forest bandits/actors shoots the knife with a crossbow. Snow White orders her to leave, but instead, she runs to her magic mirror. The mirror tells her that her beauty is only on the outside, but Snow White has beauty coming from within.

Gadot gets angry and smashes the mirror, which causes her to turn into black ash, after which she is absorbed by the mirror. Snow White becomes queen, and everyone is happy.

Well, everyone except for the audience.

The end.

I’m dead.
 

DonkeyPunchJr

World’s Biggest Weeb
They got around it by having them meet beforehand, where they literally sing to each other to promise to wake the other with a kiss. A form of consent I guess. The leader bullshit was saved for the end of the film:

After she gets woken up by her "true love's kiss" (no glass coffin, by the way), she just sort of walks into the city on her own. As she walks in, people start humming/singing (this was very bizar, people in the audience started laughing once they started humming), and they all walk up to the castle, where Gadot awaits them.

Gadot gives another cringy monologue about how flowers are weak and diamonds are strong, and she then orders a guard to stab Snow White. Snow White starts mentioning their names and former professions (you have a wife, you were a farmer, etc), and that convinces all the guards to throw down their weapons. Yes, it's as eye rolling as it sounds.

Gadot grabs the knife and tries to stab Snow White, but one of the forest bandits/actors shoots the knife with a crossbow. Snow White orders her to leave, but instead, she runs to her magic mirror. The mirror tells her that her beauty is only on the outside, but Snow White has beauty coming from within.

Gadot gets angry and smashes the mirror, which causes her to turn into black ash, after which she is absorbed by the mirror. Snow White becomes queen, and everyone is happy.

Well, everyone except for the audience.

The end.
Holy shit this reads like satire.

Thanks Disney for tastefully improving this classic and making it safe for modern audiences, well done.
 

kunonabi

Member
They got around it by having them meet beforehand, where they literally sing to each other to promise to wake the other with a kiss. A form of consent I guess. The leader bullshit was saved for the end of the film:

After she gets woken up by her "true love's kiss" (no glass coffin, by the way), she just sort of walks into the city on her own. As she walks in, people start humming/singing (this was very bizar, people in the audience started laughing once they started humming), and they all walk up to the castle, where Gadot awaits them.

Gadot gives another cringy monologue about how flowers are weak and diamonds are strong, and she then orders a guard to stab Snow White. Snow White starts mentioning their names and former professions (you have a wife, you were a farmer, etc), and that convinces all the guards to throw down their weapons. Yes, it's as eye rolling as it sounds.

Gadot grabs the knife and tries to stab Snow White, but one of the forest bandits/actors shoots the knife with a crossbow. Snow White orders her to leave, but instead, she runs to her magic mirror. The mirror tells her that her beauty is only on the outside, but Snow White has beauty coming from within.

Gadot gets angry and smashes the mirror, which causes her to turn into black ash, after which she is absorbed by the mirror. Snow White becomes queen, and everyone is happy.

Well, everyone except for the audience.

The end.
Jesus, stick this in the vault and never let it out.
 
Gadot grabs the knife and tries to stab Snow White, but one of the forest bandits/actors shoots the knife with a crossbow. Snow White orders her to leave, but instead, she runs to her magic mirror. The mirror tells her that her beauty is only on the outside, but Snow White has beauty coming from within.
The "how it should have ended" to this would be the queen saying, "wait, all this time and you're saying I was the hot one after all? Thank you! Finally! Now this all makes sense!"
 
They got around it by having them meet beforehand, where they literally sing to each other to promise to wake the other with a kiss. A form of consent I guess. The leader bullshit was saved for the end of the film:

After she gets woken up by her "true love's kiss" (no glass coffin, by the way), she just sort of walks into the city on her own. As she walks in, people start humming/singing (this was very bizar, people in the audience started laughing once they started humming), and they all walk up to the castle, where Gadot awaits them.

Gadot gives another cringy monologue about how flowers are weak and diamonds are strong, and she then orders a guard to stab Snow White. Snow White starts mentioning their names and former professions (you have a wife, you were a farmer, etc), and that convinces all the guards to throw down their weapons. Yes, it's as eye rolling as it sounds.

Gadot grabs the knife and tries to stab Snow White, but one of the forest bandits/actors shoots the knife with a crossbow. Snow White orders her to leave, but instead, she runs to her magic mirror. The mirror tells her that her beauty is only on the outside, but Snow White has beauty coming from within.

Gadot gets angry and smashes the mirror, which causes her to turn into black ash, after which she is absorbed by the mirror. Snow White becomes queen, and everyone is happy.

Well, everyone except for the audience.

The end.
LMAO and this is AFTER all the reshoots. Can't imagine what the original plot is like.
 

Lord Panda

The Sea is Always Right
Ok how about this?

After Snow White does her speech about recognizing the peasants and all their professions. The Evil Queen says “100 gold pieces to whoever stabs this woman.” Half the peasants rush Snow White and shank her to death.

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Credits.

I will await patiently for this AI generated version of Snow White
 

TDiddyLive

Member
They got around it by having them meet beforehand, where they literally sing to each other to promise to wake the other with a kiss. A form of consent I guess. The leader bullshit was saved for the end of the film:

After she gets woken up by her "true love's kiss" (no glass coffin, by the way), she just sort of walks into the city on her own. As she walks in, people start humming/singing (this was very bizar, people in the audience started laughing once they started humming), and they all walk up to the castle, where Gadot awaits them.

Gadot gives another cringy monologue about how flowers are weak and diamonds are strong, and she then orders a guard to stab Snow White. Snow White starts mentioning their names and former professions (you have a wife, you were a farmer, etc), and that convinces all the guards to throw down their weapons. Yes, it's as eye rolling as it sounds.

Gadot grabs the knife and tries to stab Snow White, but one of the forest bandits/actors shoots the knife with a crossbow. Snow White orders her to leave, but instead, she runs to her magic mirror. The mirror tells her that her beauty is only on the outside, but Snow White has beauty coming from within.

Gadot gets angry and smashes the mirror, which causes her to turn into black ash, after which she is absorbed by the mirror. Snow White becomes queen, and everyone is happy.

Well, everyone except for the audience.

The end.
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LMAO and this is AFTER all the reshoots. Can't imagine what the original plot is like.
It definitely feels like several different movies, smashed together, competing for attention.

The people from the leaked photo's are still in it, but only one actually plays a significant role (the leader / love interest) and only one other guy (a little person, whose one trait is that he likes crossbows, but doesn't have one, who later shoots the queen's dagger) gets any real screentime. The others just stand around doing nothing.

They're a group of former actors, who fled into the woods after the king died, and are now thieves or something. I don't know, it's like five or six people, so it's quite weird.

It definitely feels like their roles were meant to be bigger, but Disney cut a lot of it out and replaced them with the dwarves. As a result they barely have any scenes, and so it feels like none of it matters, and the love interest falls flat because we literally know nothing about him. Total mess.
 
What do the dwarves do in the movie?
They're introduced with a big sequence involving their classic song.

As the song starts, you see them walking through the forest, get into some minecarts, and go into the mines. They step off, start going to work, and parts of the mine start glowing in various colors as they touch it. They collect gems, mess with each other in various 'gags', all whilst singing. Honestly, the song is pretty decent, and probably the best of the entire movie along with Whistle While You Work, but the whole thing is such a weird, CGI mess that it's not all that fun to look at. It's uncanny.

They go back home where they find Snow White, which takes place at night so their faces look extra terrifying. The next day they all fight at the dinner table during breakfast, and pick on Dopey who doesn't speak because he's shy, so Snow White teaches him to whistle instead. They do Whistle While You Work, which is a decent song despite the bloomy CGI garbage, and then Snow White leaves as they go back to the mines.

Later, Snow White runs into the forest people, they get attacked and the leader tells Snow White to run. She does at first, then steals one of the guards horses and lures them all away with the animals of the forest. Once they think they are safe, one guard shows up and shoots at Snow White, but the leader / love interest jumps in front of the arrow and gets shot in the shoulder. So they take him to Doc, who heals him, and they all dance around outside the house as Snow White and the leader have their out-of-place love song.

Then the whole thing with the Queen and the apple happens, the birds fly to the mines to warn the dwarves, and they find her body. We later see the dwarves sitting around her body which has been placed on a large rock and the love interest shows up.

The last time we see them is at the castle. They show up at the end of the whole showdown with the queen, where Dopey speaks for the first time.
 

MilkyJoe

Member
They got around it by having them meet beforehand, where they literally sing to each other to promise to wake the other with a kiss. A form of consent I guess. The leader bullshit was saved for the end of the film:

After she gets woken up by her "true love's kiss" (no glass coffin, by the way), she just sort of walks into the city on her own. As she walks in, people start humming/singing (this was very bizar, people in the audience started laughing once they started humming), and they all walk up to the castle, where Gadot awaits them.

Gadot gives another cringy monologue about how flowers are weak and diamonds are strong, and she then orders a guard to stab Snow White. Snow White starts mentioning their names and former professions (you have a wife, you were a farmer, etc), and that convinces all the guards to throw down their weapons. Yes, it's as eye rolling as it sounds.

Gadot grabs the knife and tries to stab Snow White, but one of the forest bandits/actors shoots the knife with a crossbow. Snow White orders her to leave, but instead, she runs to her magic mirror. The mirror tells her that her beauty is only on the outside, but Snow White has beauty coming from within.

Gadot gets angry and smashes the mirror, which causes her to turn into black ash, after which she is absorbed by the mirror. Snow White becomes queen, and everyone is happy.

Well, everyone except for the audience.

The end.
Dude, you went to see it? Wtf?
 
They got around it by having them meet beforehand, where they literally sing to each other to promise to wake the other with a kiss. A form of consent I guess.
Really curious about this one. How on earth does that subject possibly come up? I'm just guessing that perhaps they borrow a little from sleeping beauty where somehow she knows of the queen's plans for a deep sleep, but just doesn't realize how the queen intends to do it? But why add prince charming or whoever he is to that arrangement? Why worry about him being put into a sleep? Does this actually make sense in the movie?

They meet beforehand in the original Snow White as well, btw. I think it might be sleeping beauty where they don't meet. In the original animated Snow White, they both express interest in each other pretty early in the movie.
 
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Dude, you went to see it? Wtf?

I have a subscription to my local IMAX theater, so I thought, why not. At least the popcorn was good.

Really curious about this one. How on earth does that subject possibly come up? I'm just guessing that perhaps they borrow a little from sleeping beauty where somehow she knows of the queen's plans for deep sleep, but just doesn't realize how the queen intends to do it? But why add prince charming or whoever he is to that arrangement? Why worry about him being put into a sleep? Does this actually make sense in the movie?

They meet beforehand in the original Snow White as well, btw. I think it might be sleeping beauty where they don't meet. In the original animated Snow White, they both express interest in each other pretty early in the movie.

Nope, completely random.

The leader gets shot in the woods, they bring him to the dwarves, Doc heals him, and as they dance in front of the house they're suddenly exchanging glances and falling in love.

They both start singing, and one of the lines of the song is:

https://genius.com/Rachel-zegler-and-andrew-burnap-a-hand-meets-a-hand-lyrics

And maybe I'm dreaming
Well, I'd like to stay just like this
But if there's a world where you wake me
Promise to wake me with a kiss
 

chromhound

Member
I can also relate. Shortest fuses of all time. And it can truly be over nothing.

A Latina will burn your house down over you misplacing her keys and then come right over the next day in tears apologizing profusely and telling you over and over again how much she loves you.
But i melt when she calls me papasito 🥴😍
 

Saber

Newd Member
I think this movie would need 300+ to break even, and I'm being generous. I think it would probably need waaay more.

What do the dwarves do in the movie?

Pretty sure they ain't as important as before, since they are not even at the title of the film anymore.
 
I think this movie would need 300+ to break even, and I'm being generous. I think it would probably need waaay more.



Pretty sure they ain't as important as before, since they are not even at the title of the film anymore.

The production budget was 270 million, not including the marketing costs.

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The break-even point for Snow White seems to be around 675 million.

Keep in mind that The Little Mermaid, which got a much better reception, made 569 million and had a budget of 240 million...
 
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GymWolf

Gold Member
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Papito can be used in many ways, romantically, friendly or literally. I use papito in a friendly way like "Man", the difference is that when you say papi to someone it creates closeness, people tend to laugh. Its my way of breaking tension and bring friendship to someone

GymWolf GymWolf here is an explanation papi
It was a joke dude:messenger_loudly_crying:
 

Hari Seldon

Member
Omg the reviews are absolutely savage lololol. I guess mainstream reviews don't have to pretend to like this slop anymore.

William Bibbiani, TheWrap - There’s nothing wrong with Disney’s live-action remake of 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' that couldn’t be fixed by making it 26 minutes shorter, 88 years ago and in hand-drawn animation.

Kevin Maher, Times (UK) - It represents a new low for cultural desecration and for a venerable 102-year-old entertainment company that now looks at its source material with a pinched nose of disgust. 1/5
Also from the Times (UK) - Sick bags are not supplied with each ticket.
It’s hard not to see this as anything other than a crisis point for Disney, a studio that used to make flawless cinematic stories but now infantilises global audiences with sanctimonious life lessons culled from the corpses of their own murdered movies.
 
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