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She the most flat 4x4 half Columbian ever.Rachel "How dare you question my identity!" Zegler who has a Polish dad, is only half Columbian, was born in the US, is not familair with Colombian culture and doesn't speak Spanish.![]()
She the most flat 4x4 half Columbian ever.Rachel "How dare you question my identity!" Zegler who has a Polish dad, is only half Columbian, was born in the US, is not familair with Colombian culture and doesn't speak Spanish.![]()
Disney should have given the role of Snow White to Anya Taylor-Joy if they were really so desperate to score diversity points with their casting decisions. Her skin IS as white as snow and she IS a real Latina actress who didn't forget her (Argentinian) roots.
(She probably can't sing though, that's important too of course)
My IMAX theater had maybe 20 people in it, and I didn't get the impression that they were enjoying it all that much.
I went into this with an open mind, but despite the fact that I genuinely like Rachel Zegler, and the fact that most of the singing was pretty great, this was a terrible, ugly, soulless movie. It's probably the worst live-action Disney remake so far.
They apparently spent 280 million dollars on this, and yet the entire film looks cheap, small, lifeless, and green-screeny. The whole thing feels like it was filmed on two or three small-scale sets, with just a handful of people, and then they filled up the screen with bloomy, blurry, awful looking CGI. And that's before the dwarves have even shown up, who look like absolute monstrosities.
Zegler tries her best, and is the only aspect of the film that even slighly works, but the writing is so bad that even she can't save it. Gal Gadot is probably even worse than you'd imagine, overacting in every scene with her usual accent, and the romance with the not-prince fell completely flat as well, as him and Zegler have 0 chemistry whatsoever. They meet for five minutes, and suddenly they're in love or whatever.
It's such a bizar choice to turn this into a musical. All I could do the entire time was think about how amazing Wicked was and how this felt like a cheap, lifeless imitation. All of the charm, beauty, and atmosphere of the original is nowhere to be found here, and honestly, I wouldn't even bother streaming it.
I'm seeing X posts about completely empty theatres and zero seat reservations so far even in massive Imax kinos.
Disney is mega fucked.
They got around it by having them meet beforehand, where they literally sing to each other to promise to wake the other with a kiss. A form of consent I guess. The leader bullshit was saved for the end of the film:Didn’t Zegler and Gadot talk about how Snow White wouldn’t get saved by the Prince and that it’s about her becoming a leader instead of finding true love? Was all that bullshit?
Sometimes the bad guys do win!They got around it by having them meet beforehand, where they literally sing to each other to promise to wake the other with a kiss. A form of consent I guess. The leader bullshit was saved for the end of the film:
After she gets woken up by her "true love's kiss" (no glass coffin, by the way), she just sort of walks into the city on her own. As she walks in, people start humming/singing (this was very bizar, people in the audience started laughing once they started humming), and they all walk up to the castle, where Gadot awaits them.
Gadot gives another cringy monologue about how flowers are weak and diamonds are strong, and she then orders a guard to stab Snow White. Snow White starts mentioning their names and former professions (you have a wife, you were a farmer, etc), and that convinces all the guards to throw down their weapons. Yes, it's as eye rolling as it sounds.
Gadot grabs the knife and tries to stab Snow White, but one of the forest bandits/actors shoots the knife with a crossbow. Snow White orders her to leave, but instead, she runs to her magic mirror. The mirror tells her that her beauty is only on the outside, but Snow White has beauty coming from within.
Gadot gets angry and smashes the mirror, which causes her to turn into black ash, after which she is absorbed by the mirror. Snow White becomes queen, and everyone is happy.
Well, everyone except for the audience.
The end.
Bigot refers to someone who won't accept or listen to other points of view. This man clearly accepts that point of view and realizes it isn't for him.This is one hell of a bigot sandwich of a post
They got around it by having them meet beforehand, where they literally sing to each other to promise to wake the other with a kiss. A form of consent I guess. The leader bullshit was saved for the end of the film:
After she gets woken up by her "true love's kiss" (no glass coffin, by the way), she just sort of walks into the city on her own. As she walks in, people start humming/singing (this was very bizar, people in the audience started laughing once they started humming), and they all walk up to the castle, where Gadot awaits them.
Gadot gives another cringy monologue about how flowers are weak and diamonds are strong, and she then orders a guard to stab Snow White. Snow White starts mentioning their names and former professions (you have a wife, you were a farmer, etc), and that convinces all the guards to throw down their weapons. Yes, it's as eye rolling as it sounds.
Gadot grabs the knife and tries to stab Snow White, but one of the forest bandits/actors shoots the knife with a crossbow. Snow White orders her to leave, but instead, she runs to her magic mirror. The mirror tells her that her beauty is only on the outside, but Snow White has beauty coming from within.
Gadot gets angry and smashes the mirror, which causes her to turn into black ash, after which she is absorbed by the mirror. Snow White becomes queen, and everyone is happy.
Well, everyone except for the audience.
The end.
They would have given a 9 if Snow White had said “So, I am Non-binary” to the Prince and “I don’t need your patriarchy” instead of a kiss.![]()
Snow White Review - IGN
A live-action Disney remake that meaningfully adapts its original, rather than creating a lesser mimicry.www.ign.com
IGN gave it 7.
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They got around it by having them meet beforehand, where they literally sing to each other to promise to wake the other with a kiss. A form of consent I guess. The leader bullshit was saved for the end of the film:
After she gets woken up by her "true love's kiss" (no glass coffin, by the way), she just sort of walks into the city on her own. As she walks in, people start humming/singing (this was very bizar, people in the audience started laughing once they started humming), and they all walk up to the castle, where Gadot awaits them.
Gadot gives another cringy monologue about how flowers are weak and diamonds are strong, and she then orders a guard to stab Snow White. Snow White starts mentioning their names and former professions (you have a wife, you were a farmer, etc), and that convinces all the guards to throw down their weapons. Yes, it's as eye rolling as it sounds.
Gadot grabs the knife and tries to stab Snow White, but one of the forest bandits/actors shoots the knife with a crossbow. Snow White orders her to leave, but instead, she runs to her magic mirror. The mirror tells her that her beauty is only on the outside, but Snow White has beauty coming from within.
Gadot gets angry and smashes the mirror, which causes her to turn into black ash, after which she is absorbed by the mirror. Snow White becomes queen, and everyone is happy.
Well, everyone except for the audience.
The end.
Holy shit this reads like satire.They got around it by having them meet beforehand, where they literally sing to each other to promise to wake the other with a kiss. A form of consent I guess. The leader bullshit was saved for the end of the film:
After she gets woken up by her "true love's kiss" (no glass coffin, by the way), she just sort of walks into the city on her own. As she walks in, people start humming/singing (this was very bizar, people in the audience started laughing once they started humming), and they all walk up to the castle, where Gadot awaits them.
Gadot gives another cringy monologue about how flowers are weak and diamonds are strong, and she then orders a guard to stab Snow White. Snow White starts mentioning their names and former professions (you have a wife, you were a farmer, etc), and that convinces all the guards to throw down their weapons. Yes, it's as eye rolling as it sounds.
Gadot grabs the knife and tries to stab Snow White, but one of the forest bandits/actors shoots the knife with a crossbow. Snow White orders her to leave, but instead, she runs to her magic mirror. The mirror tells her that her beauty is only on the outside, but Snow White has beauty coming from within.
Gadot gets angry and smashes the mirror, which causes her to turn into black ash, after which she is absorbed by the mirror. Snow White becomes queen, and everyone is happy.
Well, everyone except for the audience.
The end.
Jesus, stick this in the vault and never let it out.They got around it by having them meet beforehand, where they literally sing to each other to promise to wake the other with a kiss. A form of consent I guess. The leader bullshit was saved for the end of the film:
After she gets woken up by her "true love's kiss" (no glass coffin, by the way), she just sort of walks into the city on her own. As she walks in, people start humming/singing (this was very bizar, people in the audience started laughing once they started humming), and they all walk up to the castle, where Gadot awaits them.
Gadot gives another cringy monologue about how flowers are weak and diamonds are strong, and she then orders a guard to stab Snow White. Snow White starts mentioning their names and former professions (you have a wife, you were a farmer, etc), and that convinces all the guards to throw down their weapons. Yes, it's as eye rolling as it sounds.
Gadot grabs the knife and tries to stab Snow White, but one of the forest bandits/actors shoots the knife with a crossbow. Snow White orders her to leave, but instead, she runs to her magic mirror. The mirror tells her that her beauty is only on the outside, but Snow White has beauty coming from within.
Gadot gets angry and smashes the mirror, which causes her to turn into black ash, after which she is absorbed by the mirror. Snow White becomes queen, and everyone is happy.
Well, everyone except for the audience.
The end.
The "how it should have ended" to this would be the queen saying, "wait, all this time and you're saying I was the hot one after all? Thank you! Finally! Now this all makes sense!"Gadot grabs the knife and tries to stab Snow White, but one of the forest bandits/actors shoots the knife with a crossbow. Snow White orders her to leave, but instead, she runs to her magic mirror. The mirror tells her that her beauty is only on the outside, but Snow White has beauty coming from within.
LMAO and this is AFTER all the reshoots. Can't imagine what the original plot is like.They got around it by having them meet beforehand, where they literally sing to each other to promise to wake the other with a kiss. A form of consent I guess. The leader bullshit was saved for the end of the film:
After she gets woken up by her "true love's kiss" (no glass coffin, by the way), she just sort of walks into the city on her own. As she walks in, people start humming/singing (this was very bizar, people in the audience started laughing once they started humming), and they all walk up to the castle, where Gadot awaits them.
Gadot gives another cringy monologue about how flowers are weak and diamonds are strong, and she then orders a guard to stab Snow White. Snow White starts mentioning their names and former professions (you have a wife, you were a farmer, etc), and that convinces all the guards to throw down their weapons. Yes, it's as eye rolling as it sounds.
Gadot grabs the knife and tries to stab Snow White, but one of the forest bandits/actors shoots the knife with a crossbow. Snow White orders her to leave, but instead, she runs to her magic mirror. The mirror tells her that her beauty is only on the outside, but Snow White has beauty coming from within.
Gadot gets angry and smashes the mirror, which causes her to turn into black ash, after which she is absorbed by the mirror. Snow White becomes queen, and everyone is happy.
Well, everyone except for the audience.
The end.
Ok how about this?
After Snow White does her speech about recognizing the peasants and all their professions. The Evil Queen says “100 gold pieces to whoever stabs this woman.” Half the peasants rush Snow White and shank her to death.
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Credits.
They got around it by having them meet beforehand, where they literally sing to each other to promise to wake the other with a kiss. A form of consent I guess. The leader bullshit was saved for the end of the film:
After she gets woken up by her "true love's kiss" (no glass coffin, by the way), she just sort of walks into the city on her own. As she walks in, people start humming/singing (this was very bizar, people in the audience started laughing once they started humming), and they all walk up to the castle, where Gadot awaits them.
Gadot gives another cringy monologue about how flowers are weak and diamonds are strong, and she then orders a guard to stab Snow White. Snow White starts mentioning their names and former professions (you have a wife, you were a farmer, etc), and that convinces all the guards to throw down their weapons. Yes, it's as eye rolling as it sounds.
Gadot grabs the knife and tries to stab Snow White, but one of the forest bandits/actors shoots the knife with a crossbow. Snow White orders her to leave, but instead, she runs to her magic mirror. The mirror tells her that her beauty is only on the outside, but Snow White has beauty coming from within.
Gadot gets angry and smashes the mirror, which causes her to turn into black ash, after which she is absorbed by the mirror. Snow White becomes queen, and everyone is happy.
Well, everyone except for the audience.
The end.
It definitely feels like several different movies, smashed together, competing for attention.LMAO and this is AFTER all the reshoots. Can't imagine what the original plot is like.
They're introduced with a big sequence involving their classic song.What do the dwarves do in the movie?
Dude, you went to see it? Wtf?They got around it by having them meet beforehand, where they literally sing to each other to promise to wake the other with a kiss. A form of consent I guess. The leader bullshit was saved for the end of the film:
After she gets woken up by her "true love's kiss" (no glass coffin, by the way), she just sort of walks into the city on her own. As she walks in, people start humming/singing (this was very bizar, people in the audience started laughing once they started humming), and they all walk up to the castle, where Gadot awaits them.
Gadot gives another cringy monologue about how flowers are weak and diamonds are strong, and she then orders a guard to stab Snow White. Snow White starts mentioning their names and former professions (you have a wife, you were a farmer, etc), and that convinces all the guards to throw down their weapons. Yes, it's as eye rolling as it sounds.
Gadot grabs the knife and tries to stab Snow White, but one of the forest bandits/actors shoots the knife with a crossbow. Snow White orders her to leave, but instead, she runs to her magic mirror. The mirror tells her that her beauty is only on the outside, but Snow White has beauty coming from within.
Gadot gets angry and smashes the mirror, which causes her to turn into black ash, after which she is absorbed by the mirror. Snow White becomes queen, and everyone is happy.
Well, everyone except for the audience.
The end.
Really curious about this one. How on earth does that subject possibly come up? I'm just guessing that perhaps they borrow a little from sleeping beauty where somehow she knows of the queen's plans for a deep sleep, but just doesn't realize how the queen intends to do it? But why add prince charming or whoever he is to that arrangement? Why worry about him being put into a sleep? Does this actually make sense in the movie?They got around it by having them meet beforehand, where they literally sing to each other to promise to wake the other with a kiss. A form of consent I guess.
Dude, you went to see it? Wtf?
Really curious about this one. How on earth does that subject possibly come up? I'm just guessing that perhaps they borrow a little from sleeping beauty where somehow she knows of the queen's plans for deep sleep, but just doesn't realize how the queen intends to do it? But why add prince charming or whoever he is to that arrangement? Why worry about him being put into a sleep? Does this actually make sense in the movie?
They meet beforehand in the original Snow White as well, btw. I think it might be sleeping beauty where they don't meet. In the original animated Snow White, they both express interest in each other pretty early in the movie.
And maybe I'm dreaming
Well, I'd like to stay just like this
But if there's a world where you wake me
Promise to wake me with a kiss
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Snow White Review - IGN
A live-action Disney remake that meaningfully adapts its original, rather than creating a lesser mimicry.www.ign.com
IGN gave it 7.
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You could also go to a free timeshare seminarI have a subscription to my local IMAX theater, so I thought, why not. At least the popcorn was good.
You could also go to a free timeshare seminar
"Any illnesses in your family?"I'm imagining you saying this to me in the voice of Ron Swanson, and it's cracking me up.![]()
But i melt when she calls me papasitoI can also relate. Shortest fuses of all time. And it can truly be over nothing.
A Latina will burn your house down over you misplacing her keys and then come right over the next day in tears apologizing profusely and telling you over and over again how much she loves you.
I'm imagining you saying this to me in the voice of Ron Swanson, and it's cracking me up.![]()
Wait,Gonzito was a chick all along??
What do the dwarves do in the movie?
I think this movie would need 300+ to break even, and I'm being generous. I think it would probably need waaay more.
Pretty sure they ain't as important as before, since they are not even at the title of the film anymore.
It was a joke dude![]()
Papito can be used in many ways, romantically, friendly or literally. I use papito in a friendly way like "Man", the difference is that when you say papi to someone it creates closeness, people tend to laugh. Its my way of breaking tension and bring friendship to someone
GymWolf here is an explanation papi
The break-even point for Snow White seems to be around 675 million.
Then it explains the castingThe mirror tells her that her beauty is only on the outside, but Snow White has beauty coming from within.
She does look like something coming from within indeedThen it explains the casting