There are only two "OK" Disney live action remakes. Jungle Book and Aladdin. All of the rest are total dogshit. I fell asleep 10 minutes into Lion King.
Except for Jungle Book, ALL of them have been under 50% on RT.
But Stitch is probably going to make $1 billion.
They meet beforehand in the original Snow White as well, btw. I think it might be sleeping beauty where they don't meet. In the original animated Snow White, they both express interest in each other pretty early in the movie.
How do people get paid so much to write this trash, guess I should have took lob
Sleeping Beauty meets her Prince beforehand as well. I don't remember Snow White since its been so long, thought that was the one that they never met, but looked up the song and they have.
I assume this isn't in the live action movie, but its actually a great shot. The Prince serenading Snow White, and then panning to show the Queen seeing it all and getting tipped over the edge over her envy.
Under domestically. This will need Mufasa legs to make a profit, but Mufasa came out over Christmas and had solid reviews.Over/under 50 mill for the first weekend?
I'm gonna print some of these and glue them on my fridge door so i can laugh everytime i pass by.Omg the reviews are absolutely savage lololol. I guess mainstream reviews don't have to pretend to like this slop anymore.
William Bibbiani, TheWrap - There’s nothing wrong with Disney’s live-action remake of 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' that couldn’t be fixed by making it 26 minutes shorter, 88 years ago and in hand-drawn animation.
Kevin Maher, Times (UK) - It represents a new low for cultural desecration and for a venerable 102-year-old entertainment company that now looks at its source material with a pinched nose of disgust. 1/5
Also from the Times (UK) - Sick bags are not supplied with each ticket.
It’s hard not to see this as anything other than a crisis point for Disney, a studio that used to make flawless cinematic stories but now infantilises global audiences with sanctimonious life lessons culled from the corpses of their own murdered movies.
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William Bibbiani, TheWrap - There’s nothing wrong with Disney’s live-action remake of 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' that couldn’t be fixed by making it 26 minutes shorter, 88 years ago and in hand-drawn animation.
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I totally forgot about this but might drag the kids to see it this weekend.When I watched Bambi and like Snow White as kid, I thought it was just part of the same pile/era of movies with the tapes of Beauty and the Beast or Aladdin my aunts got me.
Then older I'm like hold on...this was made in 1937 and 1945!? Like I be like "oh looks older, probably the 70's or something" but not that far back. Same with the looney tunes show on tv.
I heard good things about the Looney Tunes movie out right now too, and that got 0 advertising.
We need a Time Machine to go back and stop Katzenberg from cutting all that footage and destroying it.Disney needs to do a proper Black Cauldron.
"It's Hollywood, baby"One star from The Guardian, even.
Yes, fully expect a series based heavily on Welsh folklore to suddenly look like the UN, losing Princess Eilonwy, a redhead, for sure.live action Black Cauldron will just be titled, "Cauldron"
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Snow White Review - IGN
A live-action Disney remake that meaningfully adapts its original, rather than creating a lesser mimicry.www.ign.com
IGN gave it 7.
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Omg the reviews are absolutely savage lololol. I guess mainstream reviews don't have to pretend to like this slop anymore.
William Bibbiani, TheWrap - There’s nothing wrong with Disney’s live-action remake of 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' that couldn’t be fixed by making it 26 minutes shorter, 88 years ago and in hand-drawn animation.
Yes, fully expect a series based heavily on Welsh folklore to suddenly look like the UN, losing Princess Eilonwy, a redhead, for sure.
Live action Lilo & Stitch seems to hew very close to the cartoon, but I suspect there are gonna be issues with it. Live action Moana is gonna be a TOUGH sell as the original feels too recent and the CG films feel almost live actiony already.
Disney needs to do a proper Black Cauldron. Though they would just f it up.
Unbelievable.
You know Snow White may not be the most popular Disney Princess, but she sure as shit is the most important. It’s the film that started everything for Disney, and a timeless classic. The way they handled making this film was just wrong. Most other studios would’ve understood that now was not the time to fuck around by updating for modern audiences, or racebending the titular character. Especially with an actress who’s incredibly unlikable. This was the time to pay respect to your history and origins.
They deserve the embarrassment and financial loss. This company really used to make you believe they were putting pure magic on the screen. Now look at em.
If this was 3-4 years ago, all these modern audience stuff would be the norm. Since Floyd riots 5 years ago, just about every company (especially media and entertainment) went full DEI and BLM for years. All ;pro sports leagues turned into BLM promoters for a year or two - even NHL hockey with the 10 black guys in a league of 700 players. It's just a matter if they went back to normal by now or if they still are amped up on modern audience content. The past 12-18 months have been a slaughterhouse against it, especially with Trump winning. Nobody is afraid anymore to counter back or simply just ignore watching or paying for this stuff.Unbelievable.
You know Snow White may not be the most popular Disney Princess, but she sure as shit is the most important. It’s the film that started everything for Disney, and a timeless classic. The way they handled making this film was just wrong. Most other studios would’ve understood that now was not the time to fuck around by updating for modern audiences, or racebending the titular character. Especially with an actress who’s incredibly unlikable. This was the time to pay respect to your history and origins.
They deserve the embarrassment and financial loss. This company really used to make you believe they were putting pure magic on the screen. Now look at em.
Movie also named their enemy, the enemy. which was stupid. Also movie was bad for me.Amazingly, Top Gun Maverick is as predictable and dude bro as you can get flying planes and Tom Cruise getting the girl and made $1.5B sales and surely shitloads of DVD/BR sales. That movie was 3 years ago. If that movie cant even get movie studios to get back to less political and modern audience norms like before nothing will for some.
Never followed Gal Gadot's career aside from WW which I thought was a good superhero movie (even though I dont like many of them and arent even a supe movie fan). I didnt see WW84.Movie also named their enemy, the enemy. which was stupid. Also movie was bad for me.
Even though it's Gal Gadot, she is a bad actress, and the reason why wonder woman worked is because her accent actually fits.
they have tons of money, they can produce 10 more fail movies and still have money for other 10 more fails.Yet Disney will survive to ruin again. No amount of money lost seems to hurt them.
She is the eye candy like in any movie that give her a role.Never followed Gal Gadot's career aside from WW which I thought was a good superhero movie (even though I dont like many of them and arent even a supe movie fan). I didnt see WW84.
Looking at her film resume on wiki, it looks like most of her films are either Fast Furious or Wonder Woman related. Never saw Fast movies, but looks like she's in most of them. She's no good in those movies?
I think the 'dwarves' were actually some sort of motley ethnically diverse human cast first, then they went back and made them versions of the animated dwarves from the old cartoon. One of the reasons why the film was so delayed and cost so much. This flick was never about a close adaptation of the cartoon until the initial hue and cry made them pivot.I think what happened is Snow White with Rachel Z an CGI dwarfs was already in production and everything set. So no turning back unless they wanted to scrap it all and start over. As I suspected, it totally fits the timeline.... I just checked Wiki and the cast was picked in 2021.
Definitely sounds like a Return to Form for Disney.
I think the 'dwarves' were actually some sort of motley ethnically diverse human cast first, then they went back and made them versions of the animated dwarves from the old cartoon. One of the reasons why the film was so delayed and cost so much. This flick was never about a close adaptation of the cartoon until the initial hue and cry made them pivot.
Peter dickhead was against using actual dwarfs.Thats probably it, which is weird.
I mean, theres a literal dwarf in the army cast. Like, spoilers really, but theres an actual dwarf that really plays an important part at the ending. Which will probably beg the question of why not use real dwarves instead. At this point they really....really didn't want to use dwarves as the main protagonists of this movie hence the movie no longer has them in the title anymore.
Peter dickhead was against using actual dwarfs.
That forced perspective stuff is hard to do in camera and takes a lot of time for the other actors. The lazy route these days is do it all in a computer lab.Using dwarfs as dwarfs is bad cause what Peter doesn’t want to be seen as dwarf actor. But he has built up his own merits. How about others that just want to be part of the project?
Why doesn’t they do what LoTR did with hobbits and use camera tricks to portray them, or would that be dwarf-face?
Drive your kids home safely.Just out of seeing it at the cinema.
It’s fine. I liked that they tried to expand the story to give the characters more depth, but at times, the film felt very muddled and hampered by callbacks to the original animated film. Rachel Zegler is great in this and gives it her all for the musical numbers. Gal Gadot has a great screen presence as the Evil Queen but feels more like a pantomime villain when performing her big solo number.
2.5/5
Lucas called them the evil empire and white slavers.Critics aren't only saying it's bad, they are addressing the real issue: desecration. That's the word.
Disney exposed as the evil cunts they are.
solve this!Just out of seeing it at the cinema.
It’s fine. I liked that they tried to expand the story to give the characters more depth, but at times, the film felt very muddled and hampered by callbacks to the original animated film. Rachel Zegler is great in this and gives it her all for the musical numbers. Gal Gadot has a great screen presence as the Evil Queen but feels more like a pantomime villain when performing her big solo number.
2.5/5