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[Wario64]

I'm TIVO'ing it.

Same here. I'll watch it through with the help of the 30 second skip button and only stopping for the interesting parts, if there are any

 

[skip]

Wow, a show that has that many metaphorical rapings all in a short range of time? I gotta check this out. I wonder how the remaining members of The Doors will handle theirs.

your avatar rules.

 

[Litigation Manuel]

your avatar rules.

Sniff, there's so much beauty in the world. Seriously, thank you, today's been a good GAF day for me. Huzzahs all around! (buddyc made it, by the way)

 

[Wario64]

Preshow is on right now.

 

[Agent Dormer]

They're doing the preview for 2005 show now. Crappy introduction. I already feel ashamed.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

lol


they have like 5 people in the stands

 

[Wario64]

WOO, US TV DEBUTS OF SHITTY GAMES!

 

[DJPS2]

They're doing the preview for 2005 show now. Crappy introduction. I already feel ashamed.

Mark Ecko gets his own game? And it gets face time? Ugh.

 

[Agent Dormer]

NEWFLASH: Frankie has played Grand Theft Auto for millions of year! Also, has friends who plays games for 10 hours at a time.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

mani wish i had a tivo




this needs to be mst2kd





cant wait for snoop dawg

 

[WarPig]

Over-under on how many bags Snoop will have consumed before taking the stage?

DFS.

 

[Mr. Lemming]

I swear, watching last year's show made me hate video games until I got over how unbelievably bad the show was. Then I watched part of the repeat showing.

 

[Gibbles]

What about adventure games? Isn't that even a genre anymore?

 

[DJPS2]

Over-under on how many bags Snoop will have consumed before taking the stage?

DFS.

Vegas puts the line at 2.5 bags.

 

[Wario64]

haha, they're trying to deceive viewers

NEW ZELDA IS CEL SHADED AGAIN FUCK! :lol

 

[DJPS2]

The years are finally taking their toll on old Mr. Hawk. He looks like hell.

 

[StrikerObi]

haha, they're trying to deceive viewers

NEW ZELDA IS CEL SHADED AGAIN FUCK! :lol

I blame Nintendo's PR for not supplying the sweet footage. Nintendo... trying so hard and tripping on their shoe-laces again and again and again.

 

[Agent Dormer]

haha, they're trying to deceive viewers

NEW ZELDA IS CEL SHADED AGAIN FUCK! :lol

:lol :lol

Dave: 2 bags minimum. Each presenter must also have had 1 bag a piece.

 

[DJPS2]

Gadzooks! It's an ESRB commercial!!! RUN!!!

 

[Agent Dormer]

Why did they pick Jeter to talk about ratings? He's a loser. Get Manny or Schiling in there!

 

[DJPS2]

Why did they pick Jeter to talk about ratings? He's a loser. Get Manny or Schiling in there!

Jason Giambi is available. *snicker*

 

[Agent Dormer]

PLAYBOY WILL MAKE YOU LIKE HH!

 

[DJPS2]

Kelly Hu: Presenter who doesn't know a thing about video games.

-5 credibility.

 

[Agent Dormer]

Wait, where's the ESPN NLF 2k6 preview... oh, nevermind.

 

[DJPS2]

MLB 2K5... unless EA gets the license in the next 2 weeks.

 

[DJPS2]

Tara Reid knows the Atari 5200. Wow!

And... she's in "Alone In The Dark"! Double wow!

And to think that the actual show hasn't started yet!!!

 

[Agent Dormer]

BB: 10 MORE MINUTES! SNOOP IS DOING CRACK!
TR: I GAME! I KNOW SYSTEM NAMES!
BB: WANT TO DO A GAME?
TR: I WAS IN ALONE IN THE DARK!
BB: IF YOU COULD BE IN A VIDEOGAME?
TR: PAC-MAN!
BB: FORMAL, HIP CROWD! WE'RE COOL!
TR: VIDEOGAMES ARE JUST GETTING BIGGER IN QUALITY!

 

[SoulSonicForce]

Why did they pick Jeter to talk about ratings? He's a loser. Get Manny or Schiling in there!

<3 :lol

Also, wtf @ not 1 gamecube game being in there. Especially in the RPG category, ToS and PM2 should be in there.

 

[StrikerObi]

BB: 10 MORE MINUTES! SNOOP IS DOING CRACK!
TR: I GAME! I KNOW SYSTEM NAMES!
BB: WANT TO DO A GAME?
TR: I WAS IN ALONE IN THE DARK!
BB: IF YOU COULD BE IN A VIDEOGAME?
TR: PAC-MAN!
BB: FORMAl, HIP CROWD! WE'RE COOL!
TR: VIDEOGAMES ARE JUST GETTING BIGGER IN QUALITY!

BB: That would be so cool. Next up, find out why this guy is taking pictures with a phone!

Spoiler

The reason is because he's a marketing tool for Virgin Mobile.

 

[Agent Dormer]

<3 :lol

Also, wtf @ not 1 gamecube game being in there. Especially in the RPG category, ToS and PM2 should be in there.

Donkey Konga - Most Addictive.

 

[sprsk]

HUHUHUHU HOLES IN MY JEANS

 

[Agent Dormer]

SNOOP IS HARD - TAKES DOWN DIGITAL SELF - CAME TO HOST, NOW TOAST.

 

[StrikerObi]

GAF is going to be the only good thing about this show.

 

[mj1108]

If the pre-show is this awful, lord have mercy on the actual show.

This needs to be MST3Ked.

 

[DJPS2]

Is anyone here schooled in Snoop-speak? Just in case I need translation, I was hoping I could ask someone here.

What the HELL is the American Baseball League, Brooke Burke? Good freaking God... SHUT UP!

 

[StrikerObi]

If you only play Halo 2 you are not a gamer. End of story.

 

[Agent Dormer]

BB: WELCOME BACK! CRAZY GUYS! BASEBALL STUD!
BC: Hi.
BB: DID YOU VOTE?
BC: YES, ON MY VIRGIN MOBILE CAMERA PHONE!
BB: AUTOGRAPH FOR PIC?! A's NEXT YEAR?
BC: WE'LL SEE!
BB: YOU A GAMER?
BC: HALOOOOOOOO 2!!! WE STAY UP TO LATE LAWLS!
BB: THANKS, DUDE! EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS ONLINE! TIME FOR MORE PREVIEWS!

 

[DJPS2]

All kidding aside for 10 seconds, God of War looks pretty damned cool.

OK... back to Spike bashing.

 

[StrikerObi]

OMGWTF HANS BLIX! LOL I'll bet 99.9% of the people watching have no clue who he is!

 

[Agent Dormer]

StrikerObi: HANS BLIX!!
Me: Did they just fucking say Hans Blix?

 

[WarPig]

All kidding aside for 10 seconds, God of War looks pretty damned cool.

Yeah, it's looking like a good one. But what's this Hans Blix shit about?

DFS.

 

[StrikerObi]

LOL black people are funny, and play tons of videogames!

 

[Agent Dormer]

SNOOP GOLFING! TIPPING BACK BEVERAGES AT THE TRAILER!

PIMP GOLF ASSOCIATION! LOL!

DEF JAM OPENING VID! AWESOME!!!

 

[DJPS2]

Lame opening: check.

Tiger Woods looking like a pimp: check.

2 upcoming hours of hell: check.

Ludacris demonstrating Thug Life: check.

Poor live performance of Get Back: check.

 

[strikeselect]

LMAO @ Tiger Woods

 

[Wario64]

Well at least they haven't revealed the GOTY yet...lol

 

[Agent Dormer]

Yeah, it's looking like a good one. But what's this Hans Blix shit about?

DFS.

They mentioned Hans Blix in the Splinter Cell preview. It was a complete out of left field moment.

Also: this isn't the same without the Popeye arms. :|

 

[Belfast]

Man, am I the only one getting sick of "jock gamers." I don't really know what else to call them, but they usually look like people that would be up lowly, nerdy gamers and play HALO/MADDEN/GTA/RANDOM RACING GAME exclusively. They also usually own only an Xbox and are somehow tempted to play shit like Bloodrayne. I bring this up now because its this somewhat terrifying demographic which is being pushed by idiotic productions such as Spike's Video Game Awards.

 

[StrikerObi]

I'm wasting my one positive comment for the night right now.

Luda Loo's hair is fucking awesome.

This would be better if he had the HUMONGO hands.

 

[Rlan]

Wait, Madden NFL 2005 used "American Idiot"?! :lol , way to push a stereotype for NFL fans