Pubic super sexy rectal patch?I called my Uncle an Xbox. He put me in an upside down full nelson and made me look at his pssr patch.
Ooh, Phil jizz.
We all know their next products will be console/PC hybrids.
Surely they aren't ready to talk about that soon. NO WAY.......Microsoft announces a new console/PC hybrid "soon".
There was nothing "super" about it. Sexy? Probably.Pubic super sexy rectal patch?
It's not like Xbox made any sense.
Despite the avalanche of jokes, I think the new marketing has been a success. It gets the message across. Sounds like its timed to lead into an announcement. All pretty logical.
Maybe native Xbox Store/Game Pass integration into Steam OS making way for the future?
What message did it get across exactly?
Does this also mean Xbox will stop making hardware in the near future?
Browser based yes.XCloud on PS5
Xbox hardware is dead…sad but true.
They will exist but as an option. If that make sense?Weirdest thing about all this is Phil Spencer says more Xbox consoles are coming. Makes no sense.
There's a very remote possibility that what Phil Spencer says is bullshit and he will reverse the course soon enough. Completely unlikely, I know.Weirdest thing about all this is Phil Spencer says more Xbox consoles are coming. Makes no sense.
They will exist but as an option. If that make sense?
There's a very remote possibility that what Phil Spencer says is bullshit and he will reverse the course soon enough. Completely unlikely, I know.
The next Xbox "console" will boot Steam I believe.
Browser based yes.
Yes and noSo how will MS make money on the next Xbox console if it'll boot Steam? They'll lose 30% of all game revenue overnight.
My PS5 has a browser?
It’s a pity no one wants to play their games.I'm sure I'm wrong. I believe Microsoft will expand the Xbox brand to anything that can run a game.
So you'll be able to download the Xbox Game Store on your iOS, Android, and play Starfield on your phone.
Your laptop will be an Xbox, your PC will be an Xbox, your TV will be an Xbox.
And they'll keep releasing video games that will just be called Xbox.
So they released thatstupidcutting edge slogan to generate buzz...
It'd better be a huge announcement at the game awards
Depending on your level of kinkiness, it may also be a SexBox.That technically is an eXbox
What is the message? Explain.Despite the avalanche of jokes, I think the new marketing has been a success. It gets the message across. Sounds like its timed to lead into an announcement. All pretty logical.
What is the message? Explain.