When I worked at the arcade a few years back, we used to get amusement magazines, advertising shit like this. This one in particular made me have to wipe tears from my eyes I was laughing so hard. Good stuff. So fucking wrong.
By the way. Sega made a ticket game called Titanic. One of those ones where the lights come around, and if you stop them in the "zone" or whatever you win a ton of tickets. I can't find a picture of it, but it was pretty good, too. It had this rotating piece in the center, of the ship sinking into the icy depths of the Atlantic. And it had some shitty music playing. And every once in a while, a voice would come on and say "Going down, Captain!" I remember hearing him say that over and over while I played DDR at this one arcade in town. God. So wrong on so many levels.