What are your *Actual* hot takes regarding video games? I mean ACTUAL stuff that would get people riled up?

dcx4610

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Playing FPS games with a controller/analog stick is a self handicap. I don't understand how anyone could play a fast paced FPS with one. I'm sure for some people, that's all they know and you can get pretty good at it but every time I've tried, it feels so gross and as if my hands were tied.
 
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1. Dark Souls 2 is better than 99% of games but sucks compared to the other souls games.

2. Lies of P is better than Bloodborne/Sekiro.

3. The last good Rockstar game was RDR1.

4. Bio shock infinite was garbage

5. Graphics whores are ruining gaming. Instead of making better games, devs focus a chunk of their efforts on making eye candy so that nerds and virgins can zoom in on their screens and look at two mosquitos fuck in the distance.

6. Injustice > Mortal Kombat

7. Oblivion was the only good Elder Scrolls game.

8. Mario galaxy is overrated.

9. Sekiro is a pretty average game with a lack of replayability. I’ve finished all the souls games dozens of times but once I got all the endings to Sekiro, it was curtains.

10. Lords of the fallen 2023 is a great souls like.

11. Remnant 1 and 2 deserve more credit and shit on most games.

12. Skyward sword is terrible.

13. Control is complete hot garbage

14. Death Stranding is a decent game but could also be used to treat insomnia.

15. Xbox is better than PlayStation in every aspect besides management and exclusives.

16. Nintendo will always be #1. PlayStation and Xbox were always fighting for second best.

17. A certain demographic of gamers claims to be the best but are constantly begging for ports of games from the “peasants”.

18. A good chunk of “enthusiasts” hardly even play games. They instead stare at their screens looking at pixels.

19. Sony is just as bad as Microsoft but are lucky Microsoft fucked up worse than they did (so far).

20. Hollow knight and Ori are shit.


I could be here all day writing these takes.
Bro 5. had me wheezing lmaooooo XD you should do creative writing
I agree with 2., 11., 15.
 

Hudo

Member
A fun topic.
  • RDR2 is Rockstar's worst game because of how disconnected the narrative, mission design and the open-world is. (And how shit it feels to control).
  • Witcher 3 is pretty mid.
  • Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare is the best CoD by far.
  • Splinter Cell 1 + Pandora Tomorrow + Chaos Theory are far better stealth games than Metal Gear Solid 1 + 2 + 3.
  • Baldur's Gate 1 + 2 are overrated, their real-time with pause combat is really dragging them down. The only thing why they are memorable is the writing, which, for their time, was above average for video games. But is nothing special on its own.
  • StarCraft was never a good RTS game and helped to kill the genre in the long run.
  • FF12 (especially the Zodiac Age) is the second-best FF ever and one of the best games Square has ever shat out. (And is one of the very few games where the real-time with pause combat actually is fun)
  • Playstation 5 and Xbox Series X|S are the most disappointing generation of consoles so far. Both MS and Sony first-party stuff is really mid to bad.
  • The Devil May Cry games were never interesting as video games, they got carried hard by their presentation.
  • Sim City 2013 is a better city sim than Cities: Skylines
  • Pokemon stopped being good after Gold/Silver/Crystal.
  • Resident Evil games are shit at being horror games.
  • I find the King's Field games to be far better designed than the Souls games (And that's not nostalgia speaking, since I have played them after Dark Souls 3 came out).
  • Achievements/Trophies were a mistake.
  • All MOBAs are garbage and there is not one single redeeming thing about them.
  • Epic games have only made two good games: Unreal and Unreal Tournament 99.
  • People who say that games "are art" are just trying to justify spending their time on video games by hiding behind statements like this. That goes even moreso for game devs. You are making fucking video games; toys. Be proud of it and embrace that or get the fuck out of the industry.
  • GAF should nuke the off-topic forum; it's just a shit mixture of Twitter and Reddit.
 

neocycle

Member
1) GTA is a murder simulator that glorifies crime. It's made for bad people.

2) Phil Fish was 100% right. That was the real gamergate that exposed how awful gamers are. Fuck Marcus Beer and everyone who attacked Phil.

3) Gabe Newell sucks. He talks bs with great confidence. He is nothing but a meme.

4) Achievements should be abolished entirely. I hope Nintendo will hold their ground with Switch 2 and not add them.
 

mitch1971

Member
No interest in Nintendo whatsoever. It's overrated, stuck in the 90's games. Period. I just don't get the excitement about it.

Valve. Overrated. As well as this god like statues people apply to that Gabe bloke. It's laughable.

Rockstar is all about style over substance. Shit controls, archaic game design.
 

Hyet

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1.Video games are not art

2. Consoles and exclusives are a barrier bewteeen players and games and they are undesirable. Any game should be able to be played on any console of a given generation, and all should be backwards compatible

3. FVII, Metal Gear Solid and the Sony PlayStation ruined games forever in a way the medium hasnt yet recivered completely, puting It in the shadow of cinema and fooling audiences through marketing to value linear storytellying, cinematism and fidelity as the quality indicators of videogames. This cripples the medium to flourish in creative and uniquely interactive ways only video games can achiveve. Fortunately, generations that didnt libe through the PlayStation era are choosing videogames based on what their gameplay offers instead of inheriting he old values Sony pushed through their marketing into millenial skulls

4. There are a few amazing games and plenty of really good games. And tons of good, enjoyable games. But Naughty Dog has never made any of them.
 
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rofif

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I legit think Forspoken is a good game. legit legit. not in a vacuum or anything. It's at least an 8.

I think consoles and console gaming loosing popularity is a big mistake nowadays and this will lead to less progress in games. Console vendors used to create exclusives to push forward their console.
Took me years/life of pc gaming to appreciate console gaming more, if you know what I mean.

Not really controversial but internet sucks ass. I think it was better when it only existed as a tool with some forums. Social media ruined it. We should never have connected #Kojima

I am still not a fan of modes on consoles. Goes against what I like about console. It's mainly FINE but needs to be under contol.

People scream gameplay but when amazing gameplay game comes like Dragons Dogma 2, you see waves of people shitting on it's graphics, while it looks really amazing. People don't really know what good graphics look like and probably look for rt reflections and tons of like like cyberpunk or something. For me, dragons dogma 2 (just as an example) looks better than cyberpunk.

Dark Souls 2 is the best souls. Better than Elden Ring too. Especially original is better than sotfs
 
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No interest in Nintendo whatsoever. It's overrated, stuck in the 90's games. Period. I just don't get the excitement about it.

Valve. Overrated. As well as this god like statues people apply to that Gabe bloke. It's laughable.

Rockstar is all about style over substance. Shit controls, archaic game design.
I think that Gabe still deserves praise for the Steam platform, regardless of what you think about their games.
 

Arachnid

Member
90% of PlayStation exclusives are shallow as shit and are praised because braindead fanboys think shiny cutscenes and melodramatic novella bullshit makes a game. I mean games like both Horizons, Ghost if Tsushi, both God of Wars, and the first TLOU (yes the story for the second was significantly worse, but the gameplay was top of the line).

Also, no, Ghost of Tsushi isn't better than any AC. It's got better combat. Everything else somehow manages to be more derivative and copy/paste than literal ubi-trash.

Bloodborne is one of the greatest games of all time though. I'll give you that win.

1. Turn-based JRPGs never went away and the turn-based purists need to lose the persecution complex

2. Most turn-based JRPG battle systems suck and are some of the most mindless, repetitive, boring “gameplay” ever invented. They just superficially feel all deep and “strategic” because you’re picking stuff from a menu.

3. Who even gives a shit whether mainline Final Fantasy goes back to turn-based? We get one mainline FF game per console generation. The people begging for this care more about their opinion being validated than about actually playing the thing. They’d probably find some other reason to hate it anyway.
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captainpat

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Unless a game has multiplayer features game studios should be allowed to opt out of showing their game’s concurrent player count on steam.
 

DeVeAn

Member
Call of Duty games aren't even video games in the proper sense. Basically a fucken Casino. I have a buddy tells me every game sucks or takes too much time. Yet sits and plays COD and tik tok for hours lol.

Playstation fanboyz are insufferable during PS5 gen yuck.

Nintendo would take all your games from you if they could.
 

Idleyes

Gold Member
Can we please get a Zelda game somewhere other than freaking Hyrule? I’ve seen every version imaginable, medieval Hyrule, flooded Hyrule, we-finally-got-rid-of-Hyrule-but-now-we-have-trains Hyrule, post-apocalyptic wasteland Hyrule, lawless Mad Max Hyrule, cursed Twilight Hyrule, split-personality Hyrule, 'Oh wow, we never looked below the clouds' Hyrule, and even tiny-people Hyrule where everything’s fun-sized for no fucking reason Hyrule.

At this point, Hyrule has been ruined, rebuilt, drowned, cursed, forgotten, and replaced more times than I can count, just let Link go fight evil somewhere else already! Fuck Hyrule!
 
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Hohenheim

Member
Nothing here gets me riled up, but that's actually a point too:

Everyone should have their opinions on stuff in the gaming industry without anyone needing to get riled up.
 

Bert Big Balls

Gold Member
Outside of link to the past and Ocarina of time, Zelda games are largely shite.

Mario needs to die. Nintendo has been milking this fuck for far too long.

Pokemon stadium and the original red/blue/yellow etc are the only pokemon games. Rest is fucking trash.

Rogue lites/likes whatever the stupid fucking name is are pure garbage. MOBAs too.

If your game has crafting, outside of pure survival games, odds are the crafting is utterly pointless and you can beat the game without it.

We need more platformers like pandemonium, crash, spyro, rayman etc and less of everything else.

TLOU2 is a better game than TLOU.

Resident evil is probably the best game franchise to ever exist.

Final fantasy is no longer relevant enough to justify pumping out more mainline games.

Hogwarts legacy looked great, but wasn't actually that good. It just got boosted to counter the JK Rowling boycott of the time.
 

Puscifer

Member
Death Stranding as a game is trash.
Yet it's actual gameplay and exploration is stronger than any game out there. Going to repost what I've said before.



"I've shit on every walking simulator and it's not hard to see where I stand on things like this. But what it does differently is that it's "walking" doesn't stop you from playing. What do I mean by that? I won't spoil the story moment: but I took a wrong turn in the game and ended up hiking uphill through a random snow storm only to come out on the other end not having anywhere to go. So I whipped out the stakes and started a descent down a mountainside to my objective and using what perches found I was able platform down and over the course of a few minutes fully descended and reach my objective in a totally unorthodox, non-linear fashion: most importantly, the game didn't tell me "NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" It gave me the tools I needed and let me accomplish my goal how I wanted.
 
Call of Duty games aren't even video games in the proper sense. Basically a fucken Casino. I have a buddy tells me every game sucks or takes too much time. Yet sits and plays COD and tik tok for hours lol.

Playstation fanboyz are insufferable during PS5 gen yuck.

Nintendo would take all your games from you if they could.
You really ned to define WHICH CoD game you're talking about. CoD has a long history
 
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