These are awesome
1. THEY'RE WORKING HARD I KNOW YOU ARE!!!
2. TIP OF THE DAY: DON'T SMASH YOUR FACE.
3. PAM - WE CALL HER BLAM
4. (slow walk towards the camera) AB
RIPPER
..XXXXXX
5. AB RIPPER X
.I HATE IT
BUT I LOVE IT
.
6. HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE WORLD FAMOUS KAREN POTSTIRRERS?
7. LEAP OVER THE RIVER, TO GRANDMOTHERS HOUSE WE GO.
8. ... AND IF YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE BALANCING, JUST FIND SOMETHING TO PUT YOUR HAND ON... LIKE A STOOL, NEPHEW, NEICE, UNCLE... THAT'S A SHORT UNCLE.
9. HE'LL BE DOING PLYOMETRICS WITH US ON A PROSTHETIC LEG... SO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR NO EXCUSES FROM ANY O' YOU!
10. YOU WANT ME TO YELL AT YOU
IM GONNA YELL AT DANILEL.
11. LIKE A PTERODACTYL BACKING OUT OF TROUBLE CAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, CA IM IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY.
12. GERMAN POTATO SOUP (in a German accent)
13. HELLLLLOOOOOOO (imitating Groucho Marx)
13. CHEESEBURGER BAD, FRIES BAD, SHAKES BAD, COCA-COLA BAD, OOOPPSSS I SAID IT! DRINK YOUR WATER PEOPLE.
14. WOMEN, DO WHAT YOU FEEL, MEN DO WHAT YOU FEEL
I DONNO, THERES A LINE THERE(imitating Groucho Marx)
15. FOCUS ON MY DINKNY CALVES
16. ITS P90X, IT AINT SOME SILLLY LITTLE CLASS.
17. I CAN JACK AND MOVE FORWARD AT THE SAME TIME
18. HEY NICE SHIRT MAN, YOURE WEARING MY SHIRT
GUY STOLE MY SHIRT
19. (growls like a dogg) ARGHHHHHH ROUGH. LOVE IT! DIFFERENT VARIATIONS
ON THE KNEES, CLAPPING, PLYO
PSYCHO
.
20. LETS LOOK AT DREY
SHES GOT A BANANA
21. I GOT SWEATY SOCK SOUP - TROUBLE IS FUNNIER, I DONT LIKE THAT PHIL HAD A FUNNIER LINE THAN ME
22. SOPHIA LOOK AT THE TEETH, WHYYYYYY??? SHES STUDYING TO BE A DENTIST. LOOK AT THOSE TEETH, UNBELIEVABLE, OFF THE CHARTS, LIKE CHICKLETS GOING ACROSS
BEAUTIFUL
23. GIMME A HEY
.GIMME A HO HO
24. SUPERMAN
.BANANA!....AND SUPERMAN
.BANANA
25. HES BANANA-BOY HERE AND SUPERMAN OR SPIDERMAN ON HIS STOMACH
26. SLO MO THROW, HERE WE GO
27. Jump over the guy you just beat up
28. If you don't have a yoga block you can use a cat or dog.
29.Vanessa has the skin of a 5 year old
30. Show them white boys can jump
31. Jason is getting weird on me, he looks like the neanderthal runner guy
32. Do you have tickets to the show? The gun show
33. Do your best and forget the rest.
34. It's almost over, makes me sad
35. Half way done, party's almost over what a bummer
36. Steering wheels don't move unless your in a clown car.
37. Forget the Krispy Kremes
38. Man-o-manaschevitz!
39. She makes Gumby look like the Tin Man
40. Oo0o0o0o, that's cushier (when padding up his feet)
41. Do your best and what you guys....(no response)...forget the rest...you guys.
42. This isn't Ab Ripper 100 or 200 this is Ab Ripper 339
43. Unbelievable! It looks like she's had her legs lopped off. It's freakish. It's awesome.
44. Get on down like a frog on the freeway.
45. How's it going, Ringo? He feels like Ringo because he's way in the back, but he's still our star drummer.
46. If there's an earthquake, you're probably not going to get out in time.
47. She can probably put her chin on the other side, but that would be creepy; wouldn't want to see that.
48. Slap it. Make it feel good.
49. Shauna...freak of nature...beautiful thing...
50. Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither was your body!
51. This is a face of a girl who's working really hard
52. Come on Get 'em up!....This is Ab - Ripp - Er - Ex
53. Tip of the day: remember to breathe
54. She's made of Play-Doh.
55. He's from Belgium... it's cold all the time! All they do is skate.
56. Last vinyassa of the day!
57. You wanna see gorgeous......not this (hand across face).....my back!
58.This isnt a crazy cult or religion...its just Ohms.
59. Listen to your shoulders, they say P90X rocks
60. They call him La Mahina, that's Spanish.
61. Look out dude I'm coming with my bars.
62. These guys are stretching...Bobby's got his pot stirs...Maren has got her German stretch techniques...
63. I did 10!!!!!
64. Yea...whoo...I kee...I keep that in the house there, brother.
65.Shake it out, let's do some shakers. You know, like a boxer or swimmer gettin' ready to go in to battle..
66. Dont do this everyday..you dont work other parts of your body everyday..and you shouldnt work Abs everyday..........now lets ALL go into Childs Poseeee.
67. I got shot in the buttock" (Forest Gump accent)
68. Scott, raise a leg! Hihihihi (laughing while doing push-ups)....yes he did!
69. I Love Okra!
70. Love, love, love 'til my daddy takes my t-bird away!
71. And there she blows.
72. I suggest....foot spray!
73. ... for those of you who wanna try it, turn the pau--hit the bause putton... get a pillow...
74. Man, i think i just ripped my pants.......nope, i'm okay.
75. You can do anything for thirty seconds.