Darren870
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I was actually having a really good day, I get home and my mum pissed me off almost instantly.
Lucky you. I am fed up with my job. I want to take a nice long vacation and I want to hit my other goals damn it.
I was actually having a really good day, I get home and my mum pissed me off almost instantly.
Lucky you. I am fed up with my job. I want to take a nice long vacation and I want to hit my other goals damn it.
I've only recently just moved jobs, I was unhappy for about three years at my previous job. I am so happy that I finally got out of my previous job.
I am going to write a 'Bucket List' tonight, will be interesting to see what sort of goals and achievements I have in my head as I've never really thought about it.
Anyone have anything interesting they want to do before they die?
I love Jimmy Carr
I must say after meeting many northerners that there is a direct correlation between you and those grillsI couldn't live without it. I'm all for taking short cuts in life and cooking my meat with such convenience is the ultimate short cut. It's also really handy for making toasties. It saves having to have a separate Sandwich toaster, leaving you with more worktop real estate.
Later today i will set up my new coffee percolator in preparation for a movie marathon day on netflix. I will get so perked up off the coffee i might need to buy a gram of jack herer to even the playing field and induce a bliss to my day.
I will see how this day unfolds.
Good to know!Oh there are plenty of both, but for me specifically, Bones *drool*
This took me good 5 minutes to work out the meaning, also HOW CAN YOU MISS THE FUCKING EThere was a heavy ornamental piece of furniture near his desktop computer at his place of business, upon which Mr. Jack Hart Bennington had a very strong inclination to pitch forcefully at Mr. Thomas Lashbrooke's head.
Cheezmos da bestCHEEZMO;57552944 said:I didn't even want a mention anyway
Justt wooosaaaaaah dat shieet back into happiness!Moving flats tomorrow, so I get to spend the entire evening tonight going over every surface with lemon scented wet wipes in an attempt to ensure I get my extortionate deposit back.
And, to finish off all the food in the flat, Chinese chow mein flavoured super noodles for tea.
>:-( what a shit day
I feel this bro, I have had this really shitty cold all fucking day, but because im behind the bar, everytime i cough i have to go and wash my handsHey BritGAF, I'm in a really shitty mood and just feel like overusing the word "cunt" for no reason.
If anyone finds it offensive, I apologise. But this is how I feel currently
Justt wooosaaaaaah dat shieet back into happiness!
Verily, that is but the exact words which lie upon my lips after reading each of young Tashbrooke's posts.WTF is this? Some kind of Jar Jar Binks impression?
I'm trying to hold out because I want my first experience to be of the highest bit-rate imaginable. Today's chastity shall guarantee when the new album penetrates my ear canals, my virginity to the blessed daft sound shall shatter into a thousand pieces of sparkling light.DRIP DRIP MOTHERFUCKERS
If you want a good time with RAM why not buy a PS4?
In other news heres a homeless man hoovering a puddle:
Not really interested in them since Homework, but aren't the leaks coming from transcoded streams? I'm seeing quite a lot of whackamole going on in certain places.
Oh Glasgow.
Do you miss it? Be honest now. You miss the stench of puke that covers sauchiehall street. Deep down I know you do.
We left Metropolitan at Candleriggs at midnight to walk to Union Street for a bus. Along the way, various living ghosts stumbled past, folk with blood all over their faces, a guy with his cock out pissing and walking, an army of sengas harassing a nerd and the remnants of the 2002 goth bomb that went off outside the Borders Bookstore still fighting the good fight.
We arrived to the bus stop outside the Goose on Union Street to see a group of 2 guys/ 2 girls having a running battle through the traffic, the protagonist male had stolen a shoe from one of the females and was busy trying to throw it into a bin or the traffic or behind a shop or anywhere but her foot. This led to him being savagely beaten by the girls once they caught him.
We got on the packed bus to hear someone at the back shouting “Oh, the Banter!” ala Chewin the Fat at the circus of tomfoolery in the street. While the bus was travelling to it’s destination of Shawlands Cross, a Celtic fan, bedecked in Green got on. A member of a hen party passes him to get off and on spotting his religious leanings asks “Are you a Rangers fan then”?
As she gets off the bus, he starts with the most vicious tirade I’ve heard in years compressed into about 10 seconds of shouting. I don’t remember it in full, but to paraphrase…
“You fuckin mingin whore. You stinkin, boggin mockit cunt. Ya fuckin boggin stinkin mingin mockit boggin horror. You’re fuckin stinkin, ya fuckin fanny. Ah’ll fuckin huv you, ya fuckin disgustin slapper.”
etcetera, etcetera …
Anyway, the girl in question, who had just left the bus, responded by lifting her skirt and flashing her underwear at him, which only seemed to rile him further.
I can’t particularly remember what he may have said after this as I was trying to avoid a buckfasted young man from bouncing off me insisting he was going to meet his mates at a party in Nitshill, and that they were all waiting for him there. Not that he’d just been abandoned or anything. I wouldn’t go to Nitshill during the day, and most certainly not at night while off my face.
Ya fuckin boggin stinkin mingin mockit boggin horror.
Listening to that Daft Punk stream
HOLY SHIT at the outro for track 3
You're all disgusting thieves
*sprints to iTunes*
edit: not seeing it
Click on Daft Punk at top http://search.itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZContentLink.woa/wa/link?path=daftpunk
then click album art on left
I don't get the Daft Punk love.
I don't get the Daft Punk love.
This insult has the most fantastic rhythm to it.
Anyway, that put me in mind of an old blog post I once made (the pic reminded me of the area near Metropolitan) :
iTunes bro
I don't get the Daft Punk love.
CHEEZMO™;57576272 said:Don't let Kent hear.
Goddamn the end song Contact reminds me when Muse where at prime....so damn epic
omfg! throughout the whole track I was like "Please don't end...please don't end!!"
Can't stop listening to Lose Yourself to Dance! Dat Niles/Pharrell combo.