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Football Thread 13/14 |OT16| ''I tried to push him away with my head.''

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GQman2121

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Holy shit that True Detective gif floored me.

With HBO GO app now on PS3 (and my parents cable details), I'm going to rewatch the series with a house guest before the finale this weekend.

I found it!

http://i.minus.com/itAWQCtYNxEHf.gif[img]

Cola pls[/QUOTE]

The Bluray for season one goes into pretty good detail with a 15 minute behind the scenes talk about their CGI and other camera work that they employ for the show. There's a lot there that isn't really there when they film. I was kind of shocked. The show just looks expensive and it's easy to see why.
 

Elchele

Member
Yeah, random picking is not going to work for this one. Maybe choosing 2 people to make each country, so there's some kind of internal criticism/correction.
 

3Sixty

Member
I'd do Portugal.

Tactics:

Ronaldo + 10.

Style of Play:

Ronaldo.

Starting XI:

Ronaldo. Pepe? Nuno Gomes? Rui Costa?

Players to watch out for:

Bebe
 
If you're actually going to pick names from a hat, I hope you livestream it on twitch. Would be so exciting. Maybe we could make a proper show like when they do the world cup draws.

Perfect.

Russia: Sviatoslav/Yurt

Russia not going to be there, the spot will go to the highest ranking country that is not there already when Russia are excluded.

That is Ukraine.
 
going back to the Juve-Madrid talks, both of the Madrid rags are reporting Juve is interested in Morata, Coentrao and Di Maria, whilst Madrid is asking about Vidal and Pogba.

bunk-the-wire.gif
 

Elchele

Member
They should decide who keeps Crimea with a football match between Ukraine and Russia.

Tymo would destroy those old russians
 

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
going back to the Juve-Madrid talks, both of the Madrid rags are reporting Juve is interested in Morata, Coentrao and Di Maria, whilst Madrid is asking about Vidal and Pogba.

we/you don't want your shitty players

I want Di Maria and Coentrao but not for Pogba and Vidal ffs.....

Perfect.

Russia: Sviatoslav/Yurt

ДА Мойес
 

Wilbur

Banned
is there any point to a story of an entitled brat, apart from not being an entitled brat so not to get kicked out of class

negrito pls

Nine out of fifteen hadn't done the homework. The lecturer threw a hissy fit about people not doing homework, not the students. He refused to carry on with the lesson plan, not the students. He told me to fuck off, not the other way around.

So I can only come to the conclusion that reading comprehension in Honduras really is terrible, seeing as you and Jupp suffer from the same affliction of "i cant fucking understand anything im reading why dont you love rooney and please of course dzeko is better than rvp"
 

pulga

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Nine out of fifteen hadn't done the homework. The lecturer threw a hissy fit about people not doing homework, not the students. He refused to carry on with the lesson plan, not the students. He told me to fuck off, not the other way around.

So I can only come to the conclusion that reading comprehension in Honduras really is terrible, seeing as you and Jupp suffer from the same affliction of "i cant fucking understand anything im reading why dont you love rooney and please of course dzeko is better than rvp"

nope, we do our homework!

and nine out of fifteen doesn't make it right

it just makes it nine out of fifteen entitled cunts. of course the lecturer is gonna be pissed.

cant believe you're still blaming the lecturer lololol
 

Elchele

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Nine out of fifteen hadn't done the homework. The lecturer threw a hissy fit about people not doing homework, not the students. He refused to carry on with the lesson plan, not the students. He told me to fuck off, not the other way around.

So I can only come to the conclusion that reading comprehension in Honduras really is terrible, seeing as you and Jupp suffer from the same affliction of "i cant fucking understand anything im reading why dont you love rooney and please of course dzeko is better than rvp"

we can't relate to being spoiled cunts, we grow up in Honduras



<3

For the Colombia writeup can we just make it an amalgamation of a bunch of Andres' past footy-gaf posts?

yes
 

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
nope, we do our homework!

and nine out of fifteen doesn't make it right

it just makes it nine out of fifteen entitled cunts. of course the lecturer is gonna be pissed.

cant believe you're still blaming the lecturer lololol

forget the HW, he told him to fuck off.
 

Feorax

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Apparently one of Englands players from last night will be coming out in The S*n this Sunday.

It's sad that this will inevitably be a big deal. That being said, I'll be fucking livid if it's one of our lads, not because if their sexuality, but for giving a story to that den of puss filled cancerous cunts.
 

pulga

Banned
forget the HW, he told him to fuck off.

THE HORROR

one of my crazy italian professors regularly throws fits and calls us cazzi, stronzi and that tells us we should go back to elementary school lololol

i just laugh my ass off
 

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Apparently one of Englands players from last night will be coming out in The S*n this Sunday.

It's sad that this will inevitably be a big deal. That being said, I'll be fucking livid if it's one of our lads, not because if their sexuality, but for giving a story to that den of puss filled cancerous cunts.

well it can't be Sterling

this is really cool btw! Good for him.


hmm who's married? We can guess based on that.
 

Wilbur

Banned
nope, we do our homework!

and nine out of fifteen doesn't make it right

it just makes it nine out of fifteen entitled cunts. of course the lecturer is gonna be pissed.

cant believe you're still blaming the lecturer lololol

He's the only lecturer I've had out of maybe fifteen or sixteen at university that has set homework, and then the only one who (assuming the others have set reading at the very least) throws a fucking hissy fit when we don't do it.
 

Elchele

Member
Apparently one of Englands players from last night will be coming out in The S*n this Sunday.

It's sad that this will inevitably be a big deal. That being said, I'll be fucking livid if it's one of our lads, not because if their sexuality, but for giving a story to that den of puss filled cancerous cunts.

Henderson innit
 

Salvadora

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Apparently one of Englands players from last night will be coming out in The S*n this Sunday.

It's sad that this will inevitably be a big deal. That being said, I'll be fucking livid if it's one of our lads, not because if their sexuality, but for giving a story to that den of puss filled cancerous cunts.
Sterling has changed sexuality as a form of birth control.

Book it.
 

wedward

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Apparently one of Englands players from last night will be coming out in The S*n this Sunday.

It's sad that this will inevitably be a big deal. That being said, I'll be fucking livid if it's one of our lads, not because if their sexuality, but for giving a story to that den of puss filled cancerous cunts.

Henderson.
 

Wilbur

Banned
Apparently one of Englands players from last night will be coming out in The S*n this Sunday.

It's sad that this will inevitably be a big deal. That being said, I'll be fucking livid if it's one of our lads, not because if their sexuality, but for giving a story to that den of puss filled cancerous cunts.

Huge news, but fucking brilliant. I get what you mean about the Sun, but would love it to be someone at the top of their game, just becoming a hero to loads of players like Sturridge or Lallana (I know Lallana is married). Would really be brave of them, and I know that they'd be cheered on regardless. The tribalism of a lot of football fans is overdone I think, I don't think there'd be any problems in this country.
 

Feorax

Member
A few people have said Henderson. Like I said, I couldn't care less if he's gay, but he really shouldn't be giving The S*n anything, especially whilst playing for our club.

The other shouts I've seen are Clev and Ox. Who knows though.
 

Arnie

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Arnie's mate.
:lol

nope, we do our homework!

and nine out of fifteen doesn't make it right

it just makes it nine out of fifteen entitled cunts. of course the lecturer is gonna be pissed.

cant believe you're still blaming the lecturer lololol

If someone whom I had paid £3,000 a year for a service told me to 'fuck off' instead of providing said service I'd do exactly what Wilbury did.

In fact, in an almost identical incident when I was at University, I pretty much did the same thing. Lecturer thought he was a bit of a maverick and thought I was a joker so put those two together and tried to show off in front of the rest of the class. Jokingly told me to fuck off and I took offence and left. Made him look like a bellend. I was happy to have an excuse to go masturbate and watch Joe Allen videos.
 

Elchele

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A few people have said Henderson. Like I said, I couldn't care less if he's gay, but he really shouldn't be giving The S*n anything, especially whilst playing for our club.

The other shouts I've seen are Clev and Ox. Who knows though.

Clevshit is part of the national team?! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
 
Apparently one of Englands players from last night will be coming out in The S*n this Sunday.

It's sad that this will inevitably be a big deal. That being said, I'll be fucking livid if it's one of our lads, not because if their sexuality, but for giving a story to that den of puss filled cancerous cunts.

Sturridge:

"I'm not like other players"
DailyFail from a few years back.

CONFIRMED.
 

pulga

Banned
:lol



If someone whom I had paid £3,000 a year for a service told me to 'fuck off' instead of providing said service I'd do exactly what Wilbury did.

In fact, in an almost identical incident when I was at University, I pretty much did the same thing. Lecturer thought he was a bit of a maverick and thought I was a joker so put those two together and tried to show off in front of the rest of the class. Jokingly told me to fuck off and I took offence and left. Made him look like a bellend. I was happy to have an excuse to go masturbate and watch Joe Allen videos.

you're even worse, if he said it jokingly

don't think he's the bellend in this case, as you're the one who missed out on the £3,000 lesson
 
If a professor assigned something that wasn't for marks I would never fucking do it. Solidarity with wilbz on this one.

Depends on your major.


For math and science, if there is homework I will do it in order to really understand the material. I don't see how you can understand the material unless you do the homework.

For some other subjects I will skip it.


Still, I can see why professors can get mad. If the homework helps the class better understand a certain part of the next lesson and he has to re explain everything due to the students not putting in any effort outside of class, there is reason for him to be disappointed.

If it doesn't really distract from the lesson he/she is about to teach, it's stupid to get angry over something like that.


In general the professor should just get on with teaching and getting angry over students not doing the homework is ridiculous. It's the student's ass if the effort outside of class gets them bad scores anyways.
 
A few people have said Henderson. Like I said, I couldn't care less if he's gay, but he really shouldn't be giving The S*n anything, especially whilst playing for our club.

The other shouts I've seen are Clev and Ox. Who knows though.

I'd be surprised if it's a player that young.

It's Joe Hart.
 
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