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Football Thread 13/14 |OT16| ''I tried to push him away with my head.''

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bud

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england's gay player isn't going to be some average looking guy like henderson.

it's going to be a brute. a savage. a fat bastard.

rooney.
 
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KidA Seven

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Wilbur said:
dat moyes - http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/mar/06/david-moyes-manchester-united-fans-letter?CMP=twt_gu
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Fuck off you ginger goblin cunt.
 
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bud

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"While I knew that this job would be a challenge when I took it on, the difficult season we have experienced was not something that I envisaged, which I am sure is the case as well for you supporters – and my players, staff and I are desperate to compensate for that."

"not something i envisaged"
"desperate"

who is united's pr manager? this is a disaster.
 
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Yen

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You'd have to be a total prat to start a rumour about something like that (just for retweets) considering whoever the twitter hivemind choose will face a ton of abuse now.
But then that's twitter for you.
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
I'll never get homophobes

why the fuck do YOU care what other people do with their lives

it's like the Barca cunts telling the rest of the world how football is SUPPOSED to be played

just fuck off
 
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Clydefrog

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and why is it called homophobia anyways? that's vastly overstated. it's not like "homophobes" are terrified of gay people.

arachnophobes are terrified of spiders though.
 
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Yen

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Clydefrog said:
and why is it called homophobia anyways? that's vastly overstated. it's not like "homophobes" are terrified of gay people.

arachnophobes are terrified of spiders though.
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Wiki:
Homophobia encompasses a range of negative attitudes and feelings towardhomosexuality or people who are identified or perceived as being lesbian, gay, bisexual ortransgender (LGBT). It can be expressed asantipathy, contempt, prejudice, aversion, orhatred, may be based on irrational fear, and is sometimes related to religious beliefs

OED:
An extreme and irrational aversion to homosexuality and homosexual people.
 
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operon

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Homework in university, it's uni not secondary school lecturers shouldn't give a crap. You either do it or you don't up to you to learn they don't take you by the hand
 
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Broder Salsa

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If Sterling hadn't knocked up half of the UK already, he would have been a good guess.

Yurt said:
I'll never get homophobes

why the fuck do YOU care what other people do with their lives

it's like the Barca cunts telling the rest of the world how football is SUPPOSED to be played

just fuck off
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People are dumb. I mean we even have people liking Knack on here.
 
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Wilbur

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KidA Seven said:
Wilbury, you need to watch Killer Joe. The movie is weird, but his performance is great. He plays a psycho perfectly.
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Was gonna watch it tonight but there was no subtitles on it. Maybe I watch when asshole goes to bed chuckles

Watching Capote. Decent. Good acting
 
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Wes

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"we could change the world for the better..."

Mmm that suggestive ellipsis and first person plural. I think she likes you.
 
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LTWheels

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bud said:
can you please ask her if she's an archaeologist.
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She's already got my number. When I asked for hers she said that she was using a 'temp' number and would give me a text when she gets her phone bk. this was a week ago and she told me she will give me a text. However she keeps starting chats with me almost everyday in the app. Now I just say random shit to her. I spent three days calling her a black man called Jamal.

I've found cheesy chat up lines don't work on Tinder. No success with them. 'Hey you' works like 80% of the time. Also calling girls pastries (croissant, cinnamon twirl etc) works quite well.
 
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Wes

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@JFergusonSPORT 3m
Get #JFergusonSPORT trending and I'll make an ANNOUNCEMENT VERY SHORTLY - RT

Yep. Sounds like an attention hungry nincompoop.
 
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L1NETT

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Wes said:
@JFergusonSPORT 3m
Get #JFergusonSPORT trending and I'll make an ANNOUNCEMENT VERY SHORTLY - RT

Yep. Sounds like an attention hungry nincompoop.
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Sigh. Genuine chance of a potential inspiration for tons of young LGBT football fans used by some chump to get extra followers

Dunno why I get surprised and annoyed at this.
 
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K1LLER7

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Federico and Fergie ;(

David Moyes, his new manager, uttered barely a word to Macheda until he sanctioned his latest loan to St Andrew’s for the rest of the season. But there is someone at United who does not treat Macheda, now 22, as the club’s forgotten man: Ferguson.

“I don’t think I will stay at United but whatever happens, nobody can take away the memories of my time there,” Macheda says, breaking off from preparation for Birmingham’s Championship game against QPR, another former club, on Saturday.

“Sir Alex was amazing for me, he believed in me so much. After I scored two goals against Charlton last month he sent me a text message straight after the game. That was incredible because I hadn’t spoken to him for a long time so to get that text was a relief. He said, ’Well done and keep going’.”
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LegoArmo

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I reckon there'll be quite a few homosexual footballers who have played for England, I doubt some random bloke on Twitter would be the one to reveal it though.
 
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Batigol

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It's a shame it's the sun reporting it, but about time someone came out openly. It's disgusting that it's taken so long. It shouldn't even be an issue in this day and age

It's Ox imo
 
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wedward

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LTWheels said:
She's already got my number. When I asked for hers she said that she was using a 'temp' number and would give me a text when she gets her phone bk. this was a week ago and she told me she will give me a text. However she keeps starting chats with me almost everyday in the app. Now I just say random shit to her. I spent three days calling her a black man called Jamal.

I've found cheesy chat up lines don't work on Tinder. No success with them. 'Hey you' works like 80% of the time. Also calling girls pastries (croissant, cinnamon twirl etc) works quite well.
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I usually just ask "Do you want to go on vacation?" or I say "If I were Ernest Hemingway I would take you on a safari" Both work surprisingly well.
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
what's tinder and should I install it?

I'm getting old am I :( stop inventing new stuff young ppl



Okay KidA I'll check out Killer Joe.
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
KidA Seven said:
The movie is really weird.
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Perfect!
WoodenLung said:
do you want new fresh russian meat every week?

if yes

then yes
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OH BABY!

but I don't trust the women of the internets and their weird camera angles. Face-to-face is best.

and if she's smoking hot, why is she looking for guys on Tinder? EH?
wats tinder
Wes said:
@JFergusonSPORT 3m
Get #JFergusonSPORT trending and I'll make an ANNOUNCEMENT VERY SHORTLY - RT

Yep. Sounds like an attention hungry nincompoop.
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"Freelance sports journalist " might as well say unemployed.
 
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