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Coming Feb 26th. Can't fucking wait.

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Coming Feb 26th. Can't fucking wait.Bullet Club doing god's work. Quoting from the game's thread so Nintenchads are aware of the coming awesomeness.
My friend who is a big Nintendo fan but is also schizophrenic and likes to post in a weird patronizing way is taking a short vacation and now this thread needs a steady influx of low effort LARPing. So for the next few days I'm Doug Bowser. Metroid V confirmed,Tesseract get back ITT!!
BOB MCBREEN: (head of business development) The first company we reached out to buy was EA. They said, “No, thanks,” and then Nintendo.
BACHUS: Steve [Ballmer, former Microsoft CEO] made us go meet with Nintendo to see if they would consider being acquired. They just laughed their asses off. Like, imagine an hour of somebody just laughing at you. That was kind of how that meeting went.
MCBREEN: We actually had Nintendo in our building in January 2000 to work through the details of a joint venture where we gave them all the technical specs of the Xbox. The pitch was their hardware stunk, and compared to Sony PlayStation, it did. So the idea was, “Listen, you’re much better at the game portions of it with Mario and all that stuff. Why don’t you let us take care of the hardware?” But it didn’t work out.
BALLMER: I remember loving their content.
It'll be a very good yr for Nintendo.I want the Switch's 2021 to be like that period from late 2013 to late 2014 with the WiiU where Nintendo just could not fucking miss. I want that Nintendo back.
I also want that new Ace Attorney game.
It'll be a very good yr for Nintendo.
It'll be a fine yr for Metroid.Will it be a good year for Metroid?We suffered long enough.
That’s exactly something Steve Ballmer would do lol. He’s probably the most idiotic billionaire I’ve ever seen. Evidenced by keeping the Clippers in Los Angeles, let alone purchasing them...![]()
Microsoft tried to acquire Nintendo before starting its Xbox business, but was laughed out of the room during their meeting
Microsoft has been going strong with the Xbox brand for a few generations of hardware. Originally though, the company could have pursued a much different path. Revealed as part of a feature from Bloomberg, it turns out that Microsoft originally approached various companies about acquisitions two...nintendoeverything.com
Microsoft has been going strong with the Xbox brand for a few generations of hardware. Originally though, the company could have pursued a much different path.
Revealed as part of a feature from Bloomberg, it turns out that Microsoft originally approached various companies about acquisitions two decades ago, including Nintendo. But when the two sides met, Nintendo was “just laughing” the entire time. That’s according to Kevin Bachus, the former director of third-party relations at Microsoft.
Here’s the full excerpt from Bloomberg:
It turns out that Microsoft’s talks with Nintendo didn’t end with just an acquisition. Microsoft was willing to handle hardware for the Big N with the Xbox, but it was something that never panned out.
As mentioned in the Bloomberg piece:
No kidding it’d be like Discontentis Extremis or something.Fake. That's way to normal a name for a Kingdom Hearts game.
No kidding it’d be like Discontentis Extremis or something.
At Christmas I got an Eshop card and was searching for games. I typed in M and Metroid came up. I was so excited and then saw it was just a list of Metroid like games. FeelsBadMan.Will it be a good year for Metroid?We suffered long enough.
Maybe in 2021 something will happen.At Christmas I got an Eshop card and was searching for games. I typed in M and Metroid came up. I was so excited and then saw it was just a list of Metroid like games. FeelsBadMan.
I did not get this until I read this.My friend who is a big Nintendo fan but is also schizophrenic and likes to post in a weird patronizing way is taking a short vacation and now this thread needs a steady influx of low effort LARPing. So for the next few days I'm Doug Bowser. Metroid V confirmed,Tesseract get back ITT!!
I hated it because it did nothing right outside gameplay.A lot of Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE slander ITT. Top 10 game on Switch. I know is supposed to be SMT but it was actually Persona-lite with FE characters. They didn't lean into that with the marketing hard enough. Should have put a character in Smash. The game deserved better. All you critics stand and be judged for your insolence.
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Based.I would at least expect some fanservice to make up for it..
Samus is more my type but you do you my man.Metroid is all I want this year
Anything interesting? Cant be bothered to listen to some Reeeeee dude 2 hours.
Oi, play nice, you're not a thread regular and I'm pretty sure I've seen you shitposting about Nintendo. Do kindly get out of here.
That is a DS game you igit.Moon
I hated it because it did nothing right outside gameplay.
Based.
Not even slightly/above average tits could save TMS. There are just countless better JRPGs out there, hell even the last 4 Compile Hearts games have been better than it. I can empathize with you on liking games nobody liked though. For I liked Moon.
You're a real one SlowMo. Stay strong brother.Not even slightly/above average tits could save TMS. There are just countless better JRPGs out there, hell even the last 4 Compile Hearts games have been better than it. I can empathize with you on liking games nobody liked though. For I liked Moon.
Who are you calling a simp? That word is banned.Emp...Er was it simpathize. Ah I digress
We could use more IPs either way. Nintendo should keep seeking third party publishers to do more JRPGs (that aren't Squeenix) IMO. 250+days until SMT5.
Nate usually has pretty good insight, we don’t Reee in this thread so if you can’t play nice dont join us here.Anything interesting? Cant be bothered to listen to some Reeeeee dude 2 hours.
Nate usually has pretty good insight, we don’t Reee in this thread so if you can’t play nice dont join us here.
Nate usually has pretty good insight, we don’t Reee in this thread so if you can’t play nice dont join us here.
YesHaha what the fuck, second reply like that. Is this thread a cult or something?
Hey, I know it's fake but games being native to "Switch Pro" and cloud in "Switch normal" would be awesome... Tho ain't happening because it would mean making two ports instead of one.
2020 was a very good year for Nintendo as well. Hopefully you meant for Nintendo fansIt'll be a very good yr for Nintendo.
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