I think the tale went something like this.
First "real" pc, no graphics card.
9800pro - Trying to play wow with this was almost as bad as not having a videocard.
x800xl - This thing was a beast at the time, iirc. CS:Source all day er day. And then WoW again.
8800gt - Fried after like a month of playing Age of Conan.
8800 GTX - Largest purchase at the time, $500 big ones for this thing. It could not fit into my PC, because my PC was one with the fucked up motherboard where the PCI slots were inverted. No room for the gigantic GTX. I somehow managed to get it in by prying the PS-2 port away from the card. In the end, I gained no performance anyway because I was still using a Pentium 4. Talk about a bottleneck.
After that happened, I built my first PC with the help of a family friend. I believe I had a 2.8ghz Core2Quad. I got it all put together - and then I completely forgot the heat-sink. I was wondering why the damn thing wouldn't boot. I'm surprised it didn't fry. So, I'm trying to find a heat-sink for a fairly top-end CPU, in the most ho-dunk town on the west coast - on a Saturday. The main PC shop here didn't carry Intel stuff. I guess the guy had a vendetta against them or something, so that was a bust.
No hope, completely desperate to get this thing running on the weekend so I don't have to wait another week to receive a heat-sink from Newegg, we see this other shop that I had drove by hundreds of times but never realized what it was. I walk in, ask the guy at the desk if they have any heat-sinks for a socket 775 cpu. They don't. Of course. Why would they - I need it!
But, then... a man walks in from the back area and brings in a stock 775 heat-sink from his custom rig he just put together. He hands it to me, no-charge, and I go on my merry way. I was the chosen one, destined from that day to be a part of the PC master race.
Then I got a hot loud-ass 5870 that lasted me a long time.
Now I use an OC'd 7970 with an after-market cooler. Dark Souls at 4k rez, doesn't raise the heat above 60c. I'm content.