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[rofif]

Why the fuck is Abby on this card?

because she is the best character in tlou2.

 

[rofif]

Naughty Dog.
From the most beloved team to the most hated. Great job Druckman.

only if you are ignorant who either does not play those games and listens to influencers or you are this asshole who wouldnt forgive abby in real life too lol.
Either way you are a bad person and tlou2 story probably flew right over your head

 

[MrJangles]

Looks like a Christmas card from all the staff at the HIV/AIDS center.

 

[VulcanRaven]

One of the most tone deaf things I've ever seen, holy fuck.

 

[marcincz]

only if you are ignorant who either does not play those games and listens to influencers or you are this asshole who wouldnt forgive abby in real life too lol.
Either way you are a bad person and tlou2 story probably flew right over your head lol

I played their every game.
Yes, I am a bad person.

 

[funking giblet]

10/10 shitposting from ND, bravo Neil!

 

[The Pleasure]

Ironically, it's Jordan.

That explains why her underwear has dick holes in it.

 

[SJRB]

There's no way this is not meant to troll people.

The new character front and center, literally in the spotlights, the bizarre "welcome" ornament. Abby leaning over Joel with her hands on his shoulders, Joel's uncomfortable smile.

Even if it's not meant to rile people up this is a bizarre composition. This is like Sucker Punch releasing a Ghost of Tsushima card where Khotun Khan, Taka and Jin are having a giggle. (for context: Khotun Khan savagely cuts off Taka's head in front of Jin Sakai)

 

[neocycle]

Ew.

 

[rofif]

There's no way this is not meant to troll people.

The new character front and center, literally in the spotlights, the bizarre "welcome" ornament. Abby leaning over Joel with her hands on his shoulders, Joel's uncomfortable smile.

Even if it's not meant to rile people up this is a bizarre composition. This is like Sucker Punch releasing a Ghost of Tsushima card where Khotun Khan, Taka and Jin are having a giggle. (for context: Khotun Khan savagely cuts off Taka's head in front of Jin Sakai)

you are looking too much into it.
It's just their new game so of course it up front

 

[Esppiral]

17 years of top notch playable characters in that picture along with the main character from their next big flop. Great card.

Fixed.

 

[Kenneth Haight]

 

[VulcanRaven]

There's no way this is not meant to troll people.

The new character front and center, literally in the spotlights, the bizarre "welcome" ornament. Abby leaning over Joel with her hands on his shoulders, Joel's uncomfortable smile.

Even if it's not meant to rile people up this is a bizarre composition. This is like Sucker Punch releasing a Ghost of Tsushima card where Khotun Khan, Taka and Jin are having a giggle. (for context: Khotun Khan savagely cuts off Taka's head in front of Jin Sakai)

Or maybe they don't want to pay attention to all the dumb hate. This is just a fun holiday image someone in the team (probably) drew.

 

[MadchesterManc]

At last they've finally released something of note this gen

 

[Schmendrick]

I'll not suffer through another preschool morale level Druckman script. That goblin and the shemale are a good reminder why...

 

[Ivan]

I hate them all... Including Joel, Ellie and Drake.

 

[EN250]

Nice art, but Joel is missing his preferred accessory

Why the fuck is Abby on this card?

Why Joel in not rigor mortis state is there?

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

By force they want to impose this garbage game on us.

I'm already getting fed up with that game.

 

[cyberheater]

It's awful.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Merry Xmas you bastards

 

[Alan Silvestro]

 

[Ulysses 31]

Here's a perspective on this I don't think they thought about:

If you do a Christmas card with Abby all smiley and happy standing behind Joel, people are bound to comment a lot about the fact she stoved his fucking head in with a golf club.

...right before you're planning on launching season 2 of your TV series in the Spring, where that is a major spoiler. I wouldn't be drawing any attention to those characters in the run up personally.

And Ellie being smiley next beside her seems off too.

 

[DenchDeckard]

Why the fuck is Abby on this card?

Becuase she is effing awesome!

 

[Fabieter]

So they are fully aware of the shitstorm and wokemanm is even embrace it. This will be the last game of him and iam here for it.

 

[Hypereides]

This one is better imo.

 

[Saber]

It's missing the "Happy Holidays to all you bigot sandwitches!" and the present being fart sweets.

 

[saintjules]

Why the fuck is Abby on this card?

Because it's fiction.

 

[Midn1ght]

It's awful.

 

[Deleted member 848825]

Imagine you were spending Christmas with them all. A right fucked up dysfunctional family. I wonder how the Christmas game of Monopoly would go.

 

[PeteBull]

Few years back halo infinite had its craig, but apparently ND got too jelly about it, so here we go, Jordan takes the spotlight xD

 

[MayauMiao]

Where is the golf club?

Its hidden somewhere. Abby will make it as a surprise parting gift for Joel.

 

[Cyborg]

Gods! So much great games from them, just amazing

 

[MayauMiao]

From left to right we have Ellie, Abby, Joel, Chloe, Lev, and Nathan Drake.

 

[mitch1971]

Seen it all, now. People critising a christmas card.

The Grift that keeps on giving.

 

[Zacfoldor]

Sickening.

Naughty Dog literally makes me sick.

I'm to the point where I think I'm done with them. I don't think anything really can win me back at this point. They aren't for me anymore and they can all kiss my ass.

 

[mckmas8808]

Confidential ND Memo.

Ok team, we've reminded gamers Intergalactic has been made by our studio who made Crash Bandicoot games 25 years ago in the trailer. We also got Druck to talk about it days ago, the actress did an Instagram post anti-chudding, and now the marketing team has made this holiday pow wow card.

But in 2025, please submit more ideas how to get gamers excited about Intergalactic bringing up as many other franchises too. Our goal is to create a Halo effect on the game instead of it standing on it's own feet.

The game doesn't come out for two years and we need to remind gamers we made Crash, UC and LOU games every 3 days.

Have a great holidays!

You seem.........nervous. lol

Seen it all, now. People critising a christmas card.

The Grift that keeps on giving.

Bro, it's all a performance at this point. Either for likes, money, or attention. I can't do anything but laugh at this point.

 

[adamsapple]

The lack of Jak in that image is the biggest offending thing.

 

[simpatico]

I'm betting the modern ND staff don't want anything to do with Elena.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Apparently I have some problems with the video card, because on my screen this picture opens like this...

Spoiler

A much more balanced pic with 2 guys and 2 gals.

It was lopsided before with 4 dudes.

 

[Gamer_By_Proxy]

Is that Kobe?

You mad bro?

 

[bitbydeath]

Nobody else going to point out the obvious Nathan Fillion in the room?

 

[Nintendo's Witch]

this is made by AI 100%

 

[K' Dash]

the fuck happened to Joel?

 

[Dr. Suchong]

The most sinister, evil looking Drake ever.
Looks horrible.

 

[TGO]

Joel looks ill

 

[lughnasadh123]

The therapy bills are going to be piling up in 2025 just from Druckman alone.

 

[VulcanRaven]

So they are fully aware of the shitstorm and wokemanm is even embrace it. This will be the last game of him and iam here for it.

They will definitely make The Last of Us Part 3 after this game. Fans, Sony and HBO want it.

 

[Pimpollo818]

RIP Jak and Daxter

 

[FoxMcChief]

1000x is not enough.

Huge improvement.

 

[FoxMcChief]

I really don't think I want to play as this person.