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Trump ACTUALLY DID Photoshop his hand bigger

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JordanN

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There should be live links to both pics currently right? And why the hell does the quality resemble that of a Gameboy Color camera for both pics in 2017.
 

Lowmelody

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Trump defended his phalanges to Page Six in 2011.

”My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body," he said.

Record scraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch

Obama's forehead is gone too.

If that's hanging in the white house in this sorry state...

I think that's a artifact from the process of lining up of the two pictures.
 
Whether it's real or not is not a big thing.

What I want to know is if he REQUESTED this or if it's just a "easter egg" gag by the photo editor.
 

Flux

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We are living in a story that wouldn't pass as good fiction. Snapchat and Instagram need to get on a hands enlarger filter.
 

.JayZii

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How embarrassing.

Why are white men with small dicks the source of so much shit in the world? How long until he has giant robot hands like Bond villain?
 

Koomaster

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Christ, it's not even funny anymore. He legit needs to see a therapist to get over these insecurity issues. It's frightening.
 

Rebel Leader

THE POWER OF BUTTERSCOTCH BOTTOMS
This can't be real? Seriously. I have my doubts that he is that insecure.

The bizarre, decades-long feud between the journalist and the billionaire presidential candidate began when Carter wrote an essay for Spy magazine calling Trump a “short-fingered vulgarian,” Carter wrote in this month’s editor’s letter.

“The most recent offering arrived earlier this year, before his decision to go after the Republican presidential nomination,” Carter said in the piece titled “Why Donald Trump Will Always Be a ‘Short-Fingered Vulgarian.’ ”
Carter wrote that Trump sends “the occasional envelope” of torn-out magazine pages, “On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers.”

there.
 

Fantastapotamus

Wrong about commas, wrong about everything
The most shocking thing about this is how surprised I was to see this.

What a pathetic human being. I almost pity him
 

tuxfool

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Everybody remember that thread where people were whining about people making jokes about his hands?

He is still being a little bitch about them
 
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