I'd have rolled a Wizard, and re-enacted BMX Bandit and Angel Summoner with CyclopsRock.
Anyway, Robert Peston wrote a good piece on his facebook page, about the difficulties the Tories face over this public pay cap issue.
Balancing the books has been the only distinctive thing the Tories have really stood for these past seven years. It might not be right, and they might have failed to meet their own targets repeatedly, but they've stood for it nevertheless. There's even a moral argument backing them up, that it's not right that our children pay our debts. If they abandon all that, it does make me wonder just what the Tories actually stand for.
Anyway, Robert Peston wrote a good piece on his facebook page, about the difficulties the Tories face over this public pay cap issue.
Which is that Gove and Johnson are officially talking nonsense when suggesting that public sector pay can be increased without raising taxes or fundamentally changing the government's approach to reducing the deficit.
I say that's official, because it is the unambiguous view of the Office for Budget Responsibility - the government's own watchdog of its finances.
You see, at the time of the last budget, the OBR said it was touch and go whether the Treasury would balance the books by the target date of 2025-6 - and it presented two plausible scenarios, out of just three, which saw the government failing to eliminate the deficit, even without any new spending commitments (you can read the OBR's gloomy assessment below).
In other words there is no money down the back of the sofa to finance an increase in the pay of teachers, nurses, police officers greater than the ordained 1% ceiling.
That means the government has two choices:
1) it could finance such pay rises via a £6bn per year or so tax rise, which many Tories would find as palatable as a steaming plate of sick;
2) or it could publicly concede that the Labour Party of Jeremy Corbyn and John McDonnell are the economic gurus and have won the fiscal argument - and that too would be as edible for most Tories as an ice cold plate of the same noxious substance.
So at a time when this government's grip on power is tenuous and when the authority of the prime minister is nebulous, Tory MPs may be precisely wrong that giving public sector workers a real pay rise will be the rehabilitation of their party; it could equally confirm to much of the electorate that they stand for precisely nothing of significance.
Balancing the books has been the only distinctive thing the Tories have really stood for these past seven years. It might not be right, and they might have failed to meet their own targets repeatedly, but they've stood for it nevertheless. There's even a moral argument backing them up, that it's not right that our children pay our debts. If they abandon all that, it does make me wonder just what the Tories actually stand for.