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[DrFigs]

but the console market is dying right, guys?

 

[Days like these...]

The punishment for 30 fps console ports would be death by cyanide.

Don't be silly no one is getting killed people just fall out of windows sometimes.

 

[violence]

Maybe this is the arms race we need to take us to the moon. The current games industry isn’t serious anymore and infested with a cult.

 

[Skifi28]

During election season, the console will also be used to vote for Putin from the comfort of your Gulag.

 

[Days like these...]

Gran Turismo but only with Ladas.

It'll have side missions where you drive from village to village scowering for parts from broken down Ladas.

 

[Bernardougf]

Somehow, it will also outperform Phil’s Xbox division.

Bump this up and close the thread. We have a winner.

 

[FoxMcChief]

 

[NoLootBoxDev]

Putler's game console coming soon

 

[Wildebeest]

The new Russian console will be one of those Chinese gamboy looking things with 100 weird pirate nes games on them.

 

[Saber]

I hope the name of the console is "Mother Russia 2009".

 

[FoxMcChief]

In Russia, video game console plays you!

 

[darrylgorn]

We still have four more days of fuckery.

Fuck

 

[MasterCornholio]

it's already created!

What the heck is going on in that game?

 

[Hudo]

It'll have side missions where you drive from village to village scowering for parts from broken down Ladas.

Survival mode in a car game. Now we're talking!

 

[FoxMcChief]

First game should be a Dance Dance Revolution knock off.

 

[SmokedMeat]

“Reviewer who gave Super Mikhail Comrades two star score dies after fall from third story window”

 

[rickybooby87]

It'll be bad if their console loses in head-to-head comparisons over at Digital Foundry, their top console scientists will have 3 choices:

• Fight in the war against Ukraine.
• 15 years of hard labor in the gulag.
• Death by firing squad (after a 15 minute trial in a kangaroo court where you are found guilty).

 

[SolidQ]

What the heck is going on in that game?

Wolf catches eggs

 

[SlimySnake]

4 years from now

Phil Spencer Vladimir Putin blames capitalism for games industry woes: 'I don't get the luxury of not having to run a profitable growing business'

 

[CGNoire]

Dendy V incoming.

 

[Goalus]

Will they manage to make it look uglier than the PS5?

 

[cash_longfellow]

This console will definitely wear fur caps and drink lots of vodka.

 

[SolidQ]

Gran Turismo but only with Ladas.

It's already out

 

[CGNoire]

If there's a chance to trash talk Putin in Comrade of Duty, I'll buy one.

Its most contoversal mission : "Yes, Russian".

 

[winjer]

CCCPU

And all data passes through the FSB.

 

[Sorcerer]

Putin should just do the Sega Master System clone thing. If it works for Brazil...

 

[demented waffle]

Being a mod on message boards this time of year has to suck. To make matters worse, this could be true.

 

[Arsic]

Dope. Will it be sold outside of Russia?

This thing will be a collectors item. Gotta have it.

 

[NuclearDiarrhea]

Probably the worst thing Putin has ever done.

 

[Gojiira]

Rivaling Valve, Playstation etc? LMAO…
Yes the Chernobox-117 sure will be a glorious experience before if explodes and irradiates the surrounding area.
Fuck off Putin

 

[Kadve]

The Return of the Dendy!

 

[DragoonKain]

Putin about to take console warring to a whole other level.

 

[Spyxos]

I still have this thing somewhere around.

 

[Krieger]

When you boot it up you have to listen to the USSR anthem in full, every time.

 

[Arsic]

Pre order now to receive a limited edition vodka controller, and a free bottle of vodka when you pick it up from your local shop.

First 100 in line get a free copy of Motherland! A new RTS game where you fight against Ukraine in order to bring glory to the motherland.

 

[Nankatsu]

Can't wait for Metal Gear Vodka, where you play as Solid Bear and must infiltrate Ukraine and expose them before they use Metal Gear Europe against the motherland.

 

[simpatico]

Not a bad want. It's obvious he wants to keep the rainbow clan out of Russia, bringing in American consoles doesn't achieve this. Will he be successful in his endeavor? Probably not, but the motivations make sense.

 

[RickSanchez]

Samwise approves

Boil em; mash em; stick a ram, APU and SSD in em

 

[stn]

This thread has been making me laugh all morning. I need to leave lmao.

 

[FoxMcChief]

Russian Police Simulator

 

[FoxMcChief]

Inspired by the game Boyfriend Dungeon, a Russian team is working on a game titled, Tea Party Dungeon. You are tasked with making the tea’s for different level dungeon bosses.

 

[Bernoulli]

Our console

 

[A.Romero]

A plan by June 2024? If I was in that team I would be scared and excited. That's fucking crazy.

 

[StereoVsn]

Yes they do have good programmers. But I think most of the IT guys who were not employed to the government, left the country to avoid the risk of being drafted into the army.

A lot left, yeah, but not even close to the majority.

Folks have families, plus with sanctions it was hard to get out to Western countries I believe. Most devs won’t find work easy in say Georgia, UAE or Turkey.

 

[StereoVsn]

Don't be silly no one is getting killed people just fall out of windows sometimes.

It’s totally an accident. Even if the window is in the basement a fall can be fatal!

Edit: The most lol worthy setup was a dude (exec from an oil company) with a heart condition in a hospital, who could barely move somehow managed to get up on a balcony all by himself, and “jumped” down.

 

[MayauMiao]

It will be interesting to play babushka dating sim on the DendyStation Series Z.

 

[nikos]

Sovi Pizdetstation

 

[Loomy]

Doesn't he have a "Special military operation" to fund?

 

[Celine]

Finally a successor for the Dendy!

 

[Drew1440]

There is very little chance Russia can evolve advanced semiconductor manufacturing ecosystem in its own.

The most likely outcome is Russia piggybacking on Chinese efforts and maybe try to build up packaging and older node manufacturing, which would still be quite important in the long term.

For the gaming console there are enough ARM based chips out of China that they could use.

They already have their own CPU (Elbrus) which are compatible with x86-64, now they just need a GPU (possibly PowerVR-based since they were acquired by a Chinese equity firm)