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[realcool]

leaked concept art.

introducing the nyetendo

 

[LRKD]

People joke, but I would love to see a Russian company step into the ring.

 

[nush]

People joke, but I would love to see a Russian company step into the ring.

Russia gave us Tetris one of the best games of all time.

 

[E-Cat]

In Russia everything’s shit, except piss

 

[ZoukGalaxy]

Lada Z(ero)

Eco Mode Demo

 

[Melon Husk]

but what does Phil Spencer have to say about this?

 

[The Stig]

Gran Turismo but only with Ladas.

I legit would buy a racing game based SOLELY on soviet era cars. could be hilarious if done right.

Or even better formula Easter:

Formula Easter - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Atrus]

They tried to build a “made in Russia” phone and ended up with a made in China phone that failed.


The level of corruption that exists there goes all the way to the top and prevents success. They’ll do what they’re already doing and submit to Chinese goods and services.

 

[Solidus_T]

Blyatbox One.

If they called it that, I would get one.

 

[DaleinCalgary]

It will be as great as it’s car production

 

[Švejk]

Launch titles include:

• Comrade of Duty
• Putin Simulator 2024 (bootleg reskin of Tyranny)
• Papers, Please
• Siberian Valley
• Secret of Babushka

TBA
- Rainbow Crusher Six
- Super Marxio
- Iron CurtainFall
- Red Faction: Boris Edition

 

[StereoVsn]

They already have their own CPU (Elbrus) which are compatible with x86-64, now they just need a GPU (possibly PowerVR-based since they were acquired by a Chinese equity firm)

Elbrus is slow as hell and they are not ramped for mass production.

 

[Salty Popsicle]

The BolshevikStation will launch with Half Life 3. I'm 100% in.

 

[havoc00]

This is when the real quadruple A era of gaming begins

 

[Darkkahn]

Tea Serving Simulator 2024: Polo Edition

 

[StereoVsn]

They tried to build a “made in Russia” phone and ended up with a made in China phone that failed.


The level of corruption that exists there goes all the way to the top and prevents success. They’ll do what they’re already doing and submit to Chinese goods and services.

Yep. I mean there was enough corruption to literally stall their war in Ukraine in the early period (one of amusing anecdotes is upper brass swapped Soviet designed tires for Chinese made commercial stuff not designed for the purpose and pocketed the monetary difference).

if anyone thinks this would go any other way but Soulja Boy route and rebrand random Chinese emulation consoles is kidding themselves.

 

[Varteras]

Now this motherfucker wants to invade living rooms!

 

[Hudo]

Falling Out The Window Simulator

 

[KiteGr]

They are just Gona put a PC on a fancy box and fill it with emulators of the existing ones...
...and most likely include roms as well... ...Involuntary obviously...

Russia will become Northern China. At least metaphorically for the time being...

 

[Nihilum]

Blyatbox One.

Comes with Cyka OS

 

[LimanimaPT]

This thread is gold.

 

[SolidQ]

Comes with Cyka OS

they have mobile Aurora OS

 

[FoxMcChief]

introducing the nyetendo

I’d buy that in a second.

 

[Davevil]

paper ,please 2 confirmed

 

[Holammer]

Comes with Cyka OS

Time to fork Temple OS.

 

[SubZero_Wins]

Can't wait to see Doom running on it!

 

[Paasei]

Finally! A new Dendi.

 

[Nihilum]

The West will sanction and rename it to Zelenskyy Himars

 

[thuGG_pl]

it's already created!

A toy from my childhood.

 

[buenoblue]

Probably still outsell series x
Bababoom

 

[RagnarokIV]

At the unveiling of the new Russian games console, one rival platform fanboy dismissed the console by calling it “GayStation”.
“Don’t be ridiculous - there are no gays in Russia” replied Putin.

 

[Majormaxxx]

I welcome this. Probably pc based. Looking forward to more info - though importing one will not be possible...

 

[Reaseru]

In Russia, boss beats you.

 

[T-0800]

It won't have a cooling system I guess. In Russia, you just open a window.

If you see an open window in Russia.....

 

[Markio128]

I’m looking forward to playing Tsarfox on it!
Not so much Tsarfield.

 

[Portugeezer]

A toy from my childhood.

The packaging is more fun than the handheld.

 

[SF Kosmo]

Dendy's back, motherfuckers.

 

[Neff]

 

[Physiognomonics]

Making hardware is one thing, who's going to make the software? Just put a Linux PC in a box and you're set. Maybe hire a few hackers to rip PC games.

It's only one thing when buying stuff from Taiwanese manufacturers. I still agree about the software part though.

 

[SSfox]

The thing that shock me most is everyone boycotted Russia (rightfully so), but nobody boycotted Israel. This just show how this world is totally Fucked up.

 

[Nonehxc]

True footage of development...

 

[Roberts]

Comes with a pair of Adidas knock-off sweatpants and a sunflower seed dispenser.

 

[DonJimbo]

NES Knock-off with Baboushka as Name and Super Putin Bros Revenge on Wagner as a launch title

 

[Spukc]

Cyka Station 6​

 

[pachura]

Comes bundled with Motherf Russia Bleeds

 

[RoadHazard]

Samwise approves

Boil em; mash em; stick a ram, APU and SSD in em

I think that's bread.

 

[winjer]

Russia's primary chipmaker is struggling with a defect rate of about 50 percent

Baikal Electronics, one of Russia's major processor developers, has been struggling in the wake of sanctions imposed by the US and UK governments following Russia's invasion of...

www.techspot.com

Baikal Electronics, one of Russia's major processor developers, has been struggling in the wake of sanctions imposed by the US and UK governments following Russia's invasion of Ukraine in February 2022. Until then, the company ordered the production of chips, including their packaging, from TSMC.

The Taiwan-based chipmaker promptly stopped shipping processors that year because of the sanctions. The sanctions also blocked the Russian company from licensing Arm technology. Baikal, which switched from the Baikal-T series MIPS instruction set architecture to Arm years ago, used the technology in its Baikal-M, -S, and -L series chips.

By 2030, the country's goal is to manufacture chips using a 28nm process technology – something TSMC did in 2011.

 

[Geruda065]

There is a great Russian studio they can get exclusives from. Its called Fntastic.

 

[SportsFan581]

I never even noticed that the Dendy existed. LOL

 

[NEbeast]