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[notseqi]

oh hai

 

[West Texas CEO]

I failed on day 1.

 

[Hookshot]

Haven't nutted once so far

 

[notseqi]

I failed on day 1.

same here, a comment under the '''''material'''''' i was critiquing at the time made me aware of no nut november, i just read it too late

 

[NuclearDiarrhea]

That Sidney Sweeney thread on here is gonna make this impossible.

 

[V1LÆM]

I do not practice this.

 

[IDKFA]

I do not practice this.

You should give it a go at least once.

No nut November is easy.

However, the real sigmas practice Destroy Dick December where you need to nut with the corresponding days of that month.

For example, the 01 December you nut once (and what a nut that would be), and the 25 December you nut 25 times etc. If you do it correctly, you should nut 496 times in a single month and probably end up in hospital.

Good luck.

 

[Big Baller]

Already failed

 

[notseqi]

I do not practice this.

so you're no good at it?

 

[V1LÆM]

You should give it a go at least once.

No nut November is easy.

However, the real sigmas practice Destroy Dick December where you need to nut with the corresponding days of that month.

For example, the 01 December you nut once (and what a nut that would be), and the 25 December you nut 25 times etc. If you do it correctly, you should nut 496 times in a single month and probably end up in hospital.

Good luck.

me celebrating christmas

 

[Zathalus]

No nuts eaten this November so far.

 

[HAYA8U5A]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

For me it's All Nut November

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[notseqi]

For me it's All Nut November

all nuts on deck

 

[Fermbiz]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I'm going to bomb RJMacready73 with Amouranth's greatest hits

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Just on my fourth of the day to be fair.

 

[Sub_Level]

Nutted this morning. At a bar right now with bartenders in booty shorts and gonna nut to that memory tomorrow morning too. I’m nutting all November. Every. Single. Day.

 

[jason10mm]

"Why do you nut?"

"He is IDKFA , a gaffer, he can not nut. So I nut for him!"

 

[IDKFA]

"Why do you nut?"

"He is IDKFA , a gaffer, he can not nut. So I nut for him!"

Yes please.

Everyone who is not participating can nut in my honour. Please scream my name everytime you nut this month.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I came across some classic Camilla Jolie scenes. . .

It's gonna be a long night.

 

[OverHeat]

Nutting

 

[mitch1971]

I'm typing this with one hand.

 

[Kamina]

Just had some peanuts

 

[Esca]

I usually yell hoduken when I nut. I can't give that up for a month

 

[Dacvak]

 

[Quasicat]

Yep! Didn’t even make it past the first day!

 

[sono]

At a bar right now with bartenders in booty shorts

Send photos to research my resolve

 

[Soodanim]

I usually yell hoduken when I nut. I can't give that up for a month

Is it pavlovian? If you should hadouken does your body react and nut on command? You could make a lot of money with that

 

[Big Baller]

I came across some classic Camilla Jolie scenes. . .

It's gonna be a long night.

 

[Trilobit]

Eventually people start ejaculating in their sleep, since your body needs to naturally expel semen. I really don't see anything special in torturing your body for a month, No Shave November used to be the fun month.

From what I've read the body basically reabsorbs the sperm cells. Otherwise vasectomy would explode your balls lol.

 

[Lunarorbit]

 

[Lunarorbit]

Yes please.

Everyone who is not participating can nut in my honour. Please scream my name everytime you nut this month.

Do I just yell all the letters or can you explain how to say your name? Either way works for me

 

[IDKFA]

Do I just yell all the letters or can you explain how to say your name? Either way works for me

Just shout "ARNOLD" at the top of your lungs. Probably easier than the individual letters of a Doom cheat.

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

this only "exists" because of it being an alliteration joke, and shouldn't be taken seriously, please don't take it seriously; nut regularly.

 

[chakadave]

Ugh. Why? Unless you have a porn addiction this is some really stupid shit.

And most here have that but are in denial. Sex addiction is real.

Watching porn encourages sex trade and damages women.

There is no benefit.

 

[SF Kosmo]

I can't imagine the shit I'd be in if I refused to fuck my wife for a whole month.

What is the actual point of this? I don't think it's healthy to avoid sex that long.

 

[Soltype]

 

[Jsisto]

Nutting regularly is the only thing that keeps me sane. I gotta keep those little guys active and flowing. It must suck being all couped up in there.

 

[chromhound]

Failed on the first day

 

[Big Baller]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[IDKFA]

From what I've read the body basically reabsorbs the sperm cells. Otherwise vasectomy would explode your balls lol.

You also have people that believe sperm retention has a whole host of health benefits. These men still have sex and flick one off the wrist, but they just do it up to the point of nutting and hold it back. I've heard it has been practiced by Jeff Bezos, Tom Brady, Richard Branson and Teddy Roosevelt to name but a few.

 

[chakadave]

I can't imagine the shit I'd be in if I refused to fuck my wife for a whole month.

What is the actual point of this? I don't think it's healthy to avoid sex that long.

Most in here aren't avoiding intamacy with their wife. They are either masturbating or having one night stands. But I've heard of sex fasts im marriage helping people,.

Terry Crews did it.

Nutting regularly is the only thing that keeps me sane. I gotta keep those little guys active and flowing. It must suck being all couped up in there.

yeah it is like a drug isn't it?

 

[LordCBH]

Nutting.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I meant, Aurora Jolie.

 

[CGNoire]

Just Nutted!

 

[Big Baller]

I meant, Aurora Jolie.

 

[8bitpill]

I have a wife that has needs, it's not possible to go more than a couple of days.