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[Deleted member 1159]

Does anybody actually do this? I can't see how anybody could go a whole month without choking their chicken.

I made it about 6 months once back when I was trying to be a good Mormon boy.

Now I maintain my prostate health with righteous vigor.

 

[mindfreak191]

Does anybody actually do this? I can't see how anybody could go a whole month without choking their chicken.

Come the 1st December it must be like a religious awakening.

Which leads to my next question. Surly nobody attempts Destroy Dick December where you need to wank until completion in a quantity in relation to the date?!

Eventually people start ejaculating in their sleep, since your body needs to naturally expel semen. I really don't see anything special in torturing your body for a month, No Shave November used to be the fun month.

 

[Yamisan]

Completely forgot about this and nutted around 9 am est

 

[West Texas CEO]

I still haven't nutted in November.
Stay strong, bros.

 

[Jennings]

A side effect of a medication I'm on denies me my god-given erectile fuction. I couldn't even get aroused if I woke up to one of my dream girls, Daisy Taylor, bouncing on me. As far as November is concerned it's just another month. But hey, Starfield comes out next year.

 

[chromhound]

Already fuck up on the first day

 

[Rentahamster]

*obligatory*

Nuttin'

 

[Ownage]

 

[Paltheos]

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[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[IDKFA]

I still haven't nutted in November.
Stay strong, bros.

Keep it up (pun not intended)

I take it you'll be doing Destroy Dick December? I've always wanted to know if somebody has been able to do that? Hundreds of faps in a single month, with 31 on the last day alone. You'd really need to have an iron rod to be able to take that punishment.

 

[WhatDidHeSay?]

FULL sex.

With a woman!

 

[Sub_Level]

FULL sex.

With a woman!

 

[West Texas CEO]

Keep it up (pun not intended)

I take it you'll be doing Destroy Dick December? I've always wanted to know if somebody has been able to do that? Hundreds of faps in a single month, with 31 on the last day alone. You'd really need to have an iron rod to be able to take that punishment.

i jerked once I think five times in one day.
On the plus side, that caused me to rupture a blood vessel, cause my dick swelled up to the size of a tree trunk.
I guess I found a cheat code.

 

[IDKFA]

i jerked once I think five times in one day.
On the plus side, that caused me to rupture a blood vessel, cause my dick swelled up to the size of a tree trunk.
I guess I found a cheat code.

This is a great example as to why Destroy Dick December should be banned. That was after five strokes.

I guess it's something you have to work up to.

Ever hear of Masanobu Sato? The man is a fapping God. In 2009 he won the Masturbate-a-thon in San Francisco by masturbating for nine hours and thirty-three minutes. I believe it was non-stop and without any breaks. He just has to keep tugging while silently (I assume some mild grunting took place) staring into the eyes of the judges. Legend .

 

[Deleted member 1159]

5 is amateur hour come on, I can hit a baker’s dozen by noon and I’ll be 40 in a few years

 

[West Texas CEO]

5 is amateur hour come on, I can hit a baker’s dozen by noon and I’ll be 40 in a few years

goddamn, son.

You take Nugenix?

 

[Werewolf Jones]

I ain't busted one out yet but if I bust by smashing does it count or nah?

 

[WhatDidHeSay?]

This is a great example as to why Destroy Dick December should be banned. That was after five strokes.

I guess it's something you have to work up to.

Ever hear of Masanobu Sato? The man is a fapping God. In 2009 he won the Masturbate-a-thon in San Francisco by masturbating for nine hours and thirty-three minutes. I believe it was non-stop and without any breaks. He just has to keep tugging while silently (I assume some mild grunting took place) staring into the eyes of the judges. Legend .

Just wait while 'Jizzy January' drops!

 

[IDKFA]

Just wait while 'Jizzy January' drops!

What's that?

 

[LordCBH]

I bought a 79 cent bag of planters peanuts from the 7/11 across the street an hour ago. Guess I failed.

 

[PumpkinPie]

Nuttin'

 

[WhatDidHeSay?]

What's that?

What's that?! Only the best single player 3D wank-a-thon that the world needs right now!

 

[*Nightwing]

 

[TintoConCasera]

Nutted three times today, and I still have 15 minutes left.

Btw, what's the point of this? I thought cumming was good for the man's health, like it's good for the prostate and other things.

 

[Trazyn the Infinite]

I am part of the Non-Stop Nut November crew. Just ate a nice pecan salad.

 

[Syphon Filter]

this dam thread always lives lol.

 

[bitbydeath]

What y'all doing for no-nut November?​

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

Is there a scientific explanation for this?

 

[Power Pro]

I thought about trying it this month...but nah. I failed on the first day. In my 30s, and I still have the libido of a teenager.

 

[Blade2.0]

Nutting

 

[Valedix]

nuttin'

 

[-Minsc-]

I haven't masturbated or looked at porn since the spring or something. Masturbation and porn went hand in hand so I found it easier to cut them both out.

Eventually people start ejaculating in their sleep, since your body needs to naturally expel semen. I really don't see anything special in torturing your body for a month, No Shave November used to be the fun month.

Exactly what happens. You wake up on the cusp of letting it loose and then proceed to clean up a mess in your shorts.

 

[GeekyDad]

I bought a 79 cent bag of planters peanuts from the 7/11 across the street an hour ago. Guess I failed.

I thought peanuts were technically legumes. So, you should still be in the game.

 

[notseqi]

i took double the intended dose of lsd on halloween and was awake until early morning yesterday, didnt feel too inspired after a bit of sleep and i've been awake early today for a doctors appointment.
going strong in that sense

 

[GymWolf]

One of the things I fapped to today:

Gabi Braun

Looking for information on the anime or manga character Gabi Braun? On MyAnimeList you can learn more about their role in the anime and manga industry.

myanimelist.net

Not saying one should jerk off non-stop, but I honestly hope that the whole NoFap / No Nut November is just a meme on the Internet, and people don't actually go for longer than a few days without masturbation.

First time i see an anime girl with cellulitis.

 

[cash_longfellow]

“What y’all doing for no-nut November?”

Absolutely nutting.

 

[notseqi]

First time i see an anime girl with cellulitis.

how does it make you feel? i hope for 'not horny at all'.

 

[GymWolf]

how does it make you feel? i hope for 'not horny at all'.

I'm just surprised and impressed by the subtle detail.

 

[Porcile]

Anyone gonna nut on some nuts and eat the nutted nuts with some extra nutty nutella while nutting?

 

[indigo-cyclops]

Nuttin'

Edit: Beaten!

 

[Sub_Level]

I think going breaks without porn/social media can be good. But going on a break from ejaculating is not necessary. Its an excellent sleep aid and/or stress reliever for many men.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Anyone gonna nut on some nuts and eat the nutted nuts with some extra nutty nutella while nutting?

 

[notseqi]

I think going breaks without porn/social media can be good. But going on a break from ejaculating is not necessary. Its an excellent sleep aid and/or stress reliever for many men.

preach

 

[Toons]

I think going breaks without porn/social media can be good. But going on a break from ejaculating is not necessary. Its an excellent sleep aid and/or stress reliever for many men.

Says the guy who's tag says WANTS to bang and Asian grill and not HAS banged an Asian grill

 

[GeekyDad]

Anyone gonna nut on some nuts and eat the nutted nuts with some extra nutty nutella while nutting?

 

[jshackles]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Same. Wife woke me up this morning with a little gift. Who am I to say no?

 

[JCK75]

I only get to see my girlfriend at most 2 days a week.. fuck not nutting in november.

 

[notseqi]