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[FunkMiller]

You know you dozy fuckers don’t have to watch porn to have a wank, don’t you?

 

[Kev Kev]

 

[GymWolf]

What i do it's nut of your business.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

You know you dozy fuckers don’t have to watch porn to have a wank, don’t you?

What is this, the 90s? We've got VR and automated blowjob fuck toys nowadays grandpa.

 

[LordCBH]

Nuts.

 

[chromhound]

 

[Sidney Prescott]

You know you dozy fuckers don’t have to watch porn to have a wank, don’t you?

To be fair, I'm one of those people that isn't able to picture images in their head. So imagining stuff is pretty hard.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphantasia

 

[Vagswarm]

Being a rebel

 

[MadAnon]

Nutting much besides nutting.

 

[Javthusiast]

 

[spawn]

I have failed multiple times already with my wife, but also to Jasmine Jae

 

[cormack12]

Wait, you mean it's not Nutvember? I've been doing it wrong.

 

[Spukc]

I have failed multiple times already with my wife, but also to Jasmine Jae

I too have sex in vaginas all the time

 

[Hydroxy]

Am doing the challenge, so far been easy. If nothing else, just for the memes.

 

[Mossybrew]

You know you dozy fuckers don’t have to watch porn to have a wank, don’t you?

Yeah when I was twelve. Times change. An old man needs his porn to nut.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Men of culture training hard in November.

All fallen soldiers report here

 

[highrider]

No nut/semen retention has long been shown to be a myth. Just calm down on porno if you’re finding you need it. If I let that shit build up I’m an assault charge waiting to happen, get aggressive af. If you’re masturbating to porn regularly you probably already have performance issues when you get real sex, most men do.

 

[Outlier]

I have a question for you guys.

Have any of you experienced pain in one or both of your testicles after ejaculation?

More importantly... I lost. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Did some low effort research on the "benefits" of NNN and I was like "... fuck it."

 

[Kazza]

So, how is everyone holding up? For me, it's been really hard these past few days. Has it been hard for everyone else too?

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Who makes this shit up.

 

[WhamBamThankYouMaam]

PSA: Abstaining from ejaculating can lead to prostate problems that last for a long, long time.

 

[SteadyEvo]

PSA: Abstaining from ejaculating can lead to prostate problems that last for a long, long time.

Health isn’t a one size fits all. Different strokes for different folks. I feel crappy after ejaculation. Like I’ve donated blood or I’m coming down with a cold. I’ve been on a 1 nut a month diet for a few years now. Wasn’t always like that but Father Time is undefeated.

 

[RJMacready73]

You fuckers still at this nonsense?

 

[notseqi]

You fuckers still at this nonsense?

It's coming

 

[mindfreak191]

It's coming

You meant to say "it's not coming".

 

[jufonuk]

it’s not even October and you fucks starting up about this.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

 

[notseqi]

it’s not even October and you fucks starting up about this.

just making sure you get your nuts in during october so you're not left with your pants down come october 31st

 

[jufonuk]

just making sure you get your nuts in during october so you're not left with your pants down come october 31st

 

[Elder Legend]

Waiting for Destroy Dick December.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Not this bollocks again...

 

[chromhound]

i'm doing creampie all year

 

[West Texas CEO]

I haven't seen notseqi in ages, and now he comes back for this bullshit.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Enjoy your blue balls, gentlemen.

 

[Catphish]

I can't even manage No Nut 10am.

 

[Yamisan]

Still gonna be nutting.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[Blade2.0]

It'll be Never not nut November.

 

[Shizumapower]

Dan the Man! Perfect.

Also, everyone go watch more Night Court.

 

[IDKFA]

Does anybody actually do this? I can't see how anybody could go a whole month without choking their chicken.

Come the 1st December it must be like a religious awakening.

Which leads to my next question. Surly nobody attempts Destroy Dick December where you need to wank until completion in a quantity in relation to the date?!

 

[FunkMiller]

Does anybody actually do this?

Only weird people.

 

[HAYA8U5A]

 

[poppabk]

Does anybody actually do this? I can't see how anybody could go a whole month without choking their chicken.

Come the 1st December it must be like a religious awakening.

Which leads to my next question. Surly nobody attempts Destroy Dick December where you need to wank until completion in a quantity in relation to the date?!

You don't do the 12 loads of Christmas?

 

[Tams]

Does anybody actually do this? I can't see how anybody could go a whole month without choking their chicken.

Come the 1st December it must be like a religious awakening.

Which leads to my next question. Surly nobody attempts Destroy Dick December where you need to wank until completion in a quantity in relation to the date?!

Failed already.

 

[jason10mm]

By Crom, anyone who can do this is legendary. I have a modest, but adequate, role in balancing out the universe.

 

[jason10mm]

You don't do the 12 loads of Christmas?

My wife will never get me the 8 maids a'milking, much less 9 ladies dancing.

 

[Spaceman292]

pumping my gf's fanny full of hot fresh semen

I'll be puming this guy's gf too

 

[Fermbiz]

 

[Umbasaborne]

Honestly, work has been so fucking stressful lately that i barely have a sex drive these days as is.

 

[Drake]

You know, I used to think blue balls was a myth until I had a GF who used to tease the fuck out of me and hardly ever get me of. The first thing I used to do when I got home from her place after not getting off and being teased for 2+ days was jerk off. I was literally waddling to my apartment because my balls hurt so bad. I'd proceed to paint the walls and I felt like a new man.


At this point abstaining from having a good nut just isn't worth it to me.